Ace's hades hole

Shit from around the internet and whatnot, i find numerous things humerous, especially sight gags ask me anything really and i'll answer to the best of my abilities.

[acehades]

Monster hunter worlds comes out in 2 days, i have a full hunting party of close internet friends at the ready for a serious game session....

I think i’m actually happy for once

[acehades]

One day off

I finally have a day off from working 8-12 hour shifts for the first time in 25 days, i am soooo doing mad laundry and finally getting my competitive Lucio on.

Unrelated note, having a cold sucks extra hard because you don’t get sick enough to miss work but it does make everything suck balls super hard :(

[acehades]

i love how on this site i can go from a gif of an axolotl yawning to a picture of kittens making weird faces to a dude getting ass fucked in just 3 posts

Like holy shit i didn’t even follow the porn dude he was just there

[acehades]

so today at work i was going into the back and i heard a group of first nation teenage girls saying nasty things about one of my co-workers.

The co-worker in question is an old east indian woman we all call Aunt as a nickname.

The things they were saying were so mean and unbelievably racist, things such as “I came for Chinese, how is it Chinese if they have a fucking sand ni***r  cooking here” and some stuff i’m not comfortable repeating even in text.

As much as it may sound racist i hear this kind of shit all the time from first nation youths, it’s such a shame and beyond irritating that i cannot call them out on this shit without being labeled a racist myself.

There is only 4 fucking people working in that restaurant and i think of them as a second family, theres The old east indian lady we call Aunt who is the sweetest person i’ve met, my Boss An old Cantonese man who’s been slowly teaching me Cantonese, The younger Cantonese man who Likes Movies and tv shows that i like so we have a lot to talk about ( plus he’s only about 15 years older than me so he gets when i’m fucking around with him), and of course Me the token white guy who i’m pretty sure they originally hired because i’m 6 feet tall and can easily lift 200 pounds.

i guess my point is fuck racist bitches, they’ll get theirs in the end

TLDR: i work with 4 people making Chinese food and racists bug the shit out of me

[acehades]

splatfest

not gonna lie, it’s ketchup vs mayo and i picked ketchup.

The colors are neon red for ketchup and fucking white for mayo.....Makes sense right? until you notice it looks suspiciously like Jizz.

the fuck nintendo, should have thought that one through

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[evilwvergil]

“dance reference” : ↳ オーバーウォッチ Happy Anniversary ♬ 

[aaapple-jax]

just watch it

[not-easily-brxken]

UNMUTE

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

How? Did not miss one beat

[acehades]

gawht damn this works!

[10mb]

[fullforcemod]

MIGHTY NEEEEED

[acehades]

i would have killed to see hanzo or genji doing this shit

[userboxer]

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS IM

[deadddeviant]

Life action Courage: The Cowardly Dog.

[acehades]

:3

[turbro]

(original video here) (idea credit to diorum)

[aeriktirel]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[diceprophet]

When the bard uses intimidate

[lark-in-ink]

When they roll a 20:

[ma-at-thought]

When they roll a 1:

[jeza-red]

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

[gamedude113]

When the enemy is a better bard than you

[mistergrim13-deactivated2017071]

@nerdybuddha

[lekosis]

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

[acehades]

Just started reading “cage of eden” and boy is it good so far, a couple dudes got torn toficking shreds by prehistoric creatures

it’s pretty good so far for sure

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[joelmctuuri-blog]

I love this so much!! All the credit goes to @ThatPunchKid

[acehades]

everything is nonsense

[gif87a-com]

Praise till you’re hollow [x]

[acehades]

what the enkindled christ?