Smiley Day (but aggressive)

She/Her, 28, Ace/Aro, Australian. Icon by sketch-bird. Banner by theblackpanther

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[achillesinhighheels]

im looking for yall

[jimmyhoffathecat]

I truly cannot express enough how much he loves to gargoyle. Last week it was a 4-pack of Clorox wipes. This week it’s a box of Oreos.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Hours later and he’s still there, just rotated.

[virtualgirladvance]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: “We have to Re-populate the world.”

But, Elon, solving child hunger is the obvious way to do that.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

[millie4321]

I’m on eleven’s era on a rewatch and I love him so much

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[izzypaw]

some ppl wanted shiny versions of my eeveelutions so i made themmm ^_^

[thevisualvamp]

Meow

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[its-myonnie]

good news guys, they made it through the foyer :D

[bombing]

this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

[animentality]

[ciqqy]

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate