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[queerautism]

It's obviously awful and infuriating that they're using this against trans people, but on the other hand this is just really fucking funny. Imagine getting assassinated with the furry meme bullet

[doctorcocktopus]

Getting shot while literally dismissing people’s concerns about gun violence under a tent with the words “Prove me wrong” printed on all sides is the most fucking hilarious way to die

[segamascott]

[soledadmiranda]

imagine spending the last few days of ur life ranting about black and brown and transgender shooters making life sooooo violent and scary just to get sniped by a white guy in UTAH

[tastylemonbread]

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[aceopteryx]

Hey bestie

How did

How did you do that??

[ovegakart]

no face mcserial killer possibly, caught sky with a sleeping spell. it worked very well. time caught nofaced loser in the act and the same sleeping spell Did Not work on him. blunt object to the face works fine. noface mightve not survied the punch, no ones checked yet. doing my public service by making time suffer.

i forgot wild.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

[feralcringeman]

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

[feralcringeman]

Been seeing some people confused on what this means SO added this on to the post

Hope this clears it up

[feralcringeman]

Insanely happy with how far this post is going but I need everyone and I mean EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST TO PLEASE

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

We can’t just let this man get away with this and go completely free we NEED to fight back against this.

Here’s what you can do

1.Follow the instructions in the picture (alt text is included)

2.SPREAD THIS,SPREAD THIS LIKE CRAZYREBLOG,REPOST ON OTHER PLATFORMS, MAKE VIDEOS ON IT,TIKTOKS ON IT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER JUST SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

3.CONTACT ANY ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW CAN HELP

Your government officials,people who run news websites FUCKING ANYONE

I know shit may seem hopeless right now but that is no reason to atleast TRY to make a difference

[schrodingersinteraction]

Contact Us | The White House

Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[bisexualredactedenergy]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[astriiformes]

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

[astriiformes]

Now THIS is what I like to see!!

[barrysjumpsuit]

one lives on my lab couch and 10/10 can confirm best thing to spoon with

[astriiformes]

#they released these at a conference i was at in 2019#i was working a table right next to the pri#people went CRAZY#they sold out in 10 min#and all these grisled old phds were carrying around 5 foot long eurypterids the rest of the day (@barrysjumpsuit)

Hello thank you for the most critical supplemental information I’ve ever received on a post.

[liasangria]

@linddzz

[alopiassupersillyosus]

Hey, y'all remember this post? Well the institution that makes these delightful pillows and stuffed creatures is hurting right now. Unfortunately, a major set of donations never went through, and the institution has been working its butt off to keep running. The efforts of the staff are amazing, but unfortunately it's a very small nonprofit organization so it can only get so far on hard work and dedication.

In spite of all this! Through some amazing marketing and philanthropy work, you can help them out right now! You can make a difference! They managed to get a lovely donor to agree to a match challenge for up to $50,000!!! So if they raise $50,000 they'll actually get $100,000. The match challenge ends on December 31st 2023, and they're already at $26,4448.10 which means they're halfway there!! Please spread the word, if you can't donate then a reblog to someone who can will help.

If the link above doesn't work, you can find the donation page here:

You can make a difference

As we delve into the depths of Earth's prehistoric history, the Paleontological Research Institution (PRI) stands at the forefront of unrave

PRI is an amazing institution that has helped spread climate science education, provided free resources for teachers/educators/students alike, and works hard to aid their community however they can.

If you want to learn more about what PRI has done, and continues to do, check out their website here. They've got a museum, a nature center, and a research collection (which they're trying to digitize, and you can find it here)

[p-ssy-deactivated20201210-deact]

hello dark mode users :)

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[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

you can transform into any kind of dinosaur. what kind do you pick

Modern Bird (Neornithes)

Toothed Birds (Dromaeosaurs, Troodonts, Avialae outside Neornithes)

Bizarre Floofs (Ornithomimosaurs, Therizinosaurs, Alvarezsaurs, Oviraptorosaurs)

Giant Theropods (Tyrannosauroids, Allosauroids, Megalosauroids, Ceratosaurs)

Titanosaurs & Macronarians (Brachiosaurus, Argentinosaurus, etc)

Diplodocoids (Brontosaurus, Brachytrachelopan, Rebbachisaurus etc)

Other Sauropods (Mamenchisaurs, Turiasaurs, early Sauropods etc)

Ornithopods (Hadrosaurs, Iguanodonts, Dryosaurs, Elasmarians etc)

Marginocephalians (Ceratopsians, Pachycephalosaurs)

Ankylosaurs (Ankylosaurus, Sauropelta, Stegouros etc)

Stegosaurs (Stegosaurus, Gigantspinosaurus, Kentrosaurus etc)

Early Dinos (Coelophysoids, Silesaurs, Prosauropods, Herrerasaurs, etc.)

Voting ended onAug 13, 2023

anything I didn't mention just pick the closest thing (compsognathids put with weird floofs, basal Neornithischians with Ornithopods, etc)

[savimatteo2810]

I made this ages ago and forgot to post it I think maybe I don’t remember that’s a trend with me I forgort lol enjoy

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[red-rover-au]

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

PREHISTORIC PLANET WATCHPARTY!

What: Watching all of Apple TV's Prehistoric Planet

Where: https://s.kast.live/party/kulindadromeuss-clan

When: 1pm Mountain Time THIS SUNDAY, the 26th of February 2023 (which is 8pm London Time and 7am Sydney time) -> convert here for your location: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?iso=20230224T200000&p1=394&p2=136&p3=240

Who: Anyone who wants to join! All of tumblr! Come watch dinosaurs and other cool creatures!

Why: dinosaurs

How: Kast streaming!

SEE YOU THEN FRIENDOS