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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

#me for the 21st day in a row

my period hits hard and suddenly I'm a dramatic teenager screaming to Evanescence in my bedroom

#bridget.txt #Amy Lee really out here making me feel better two decades after their debut album #thanks girliepop

aphantimes

brain has been thinking about. what if "eggman doesn't betray knuckles and knuckles stays on eggman's side" au but knuckles is silly. he's still in "yay <3 first ever friend <3" mode (on the inside lol) (he would not express that out loud ever) (tryna act cool and useful while internally going "yay friend" (KNUCKLES NOOO))

aphantimes

knuckles thinking "wow yay im so lucky the first person i ever met is so nice and helpful it would've sucked to meet someone mean haha"

#I love love LOVE AUs like this #Knuckles doesn't understand at first that what they're doing is wrong he truly thinks it's for the greater good #and by the time he catches on it's too late

mylo-space

thinkin about how Tucker is the only person who meets an authentic version of Washington. everyone else met Washington fresh off Recovery One and just barely healed from South's betrayal. everyone else saw Washington as this unrelenting force who hunted down the Meta and took out Freelancer Command. everyone else knew what Washington was capable of when he got backed into a corner by the UNSC and teamed up with the Meta in a desperate bid to stay out of prison. everyone else met Washington at the absolute lowest point in his life, and Tucker met A Guy. Tucker helps Caboose pull this dude out of the snow and he can't hardly stand up on his own, much less walk in a straight line. Tucker gives him the most flippant answer as to why they're helping him, and he still says 'thank you' like being kept around for convenience's sake was something to be grateful for. he lets Caboose call him 'Church'. everyone else met a version of Washington willing to shoot people to get his hands on the Epsilon Unit, and Tucker met a guy willing to put a gun to Agent Carolina's head because she put one to Tucker's first. everyone else met a soldier who called simulation troopers and their bases 'training', and Tucker met a guy who installed a gravity lift in their base at the crash-site because it was fun and took the time to fix Caboose's old helmet and admitted to being worst freelancer in his squad. everyone else met a man who put other people at risk to escape the UNSC and Tucker met a man who would jump to put himself between his team and danger every time. everyone else met Agent Washington and Tucker met Wash. guys. oooough.. thinkin about Tucker and Washington.

#rvb #when you think deeply about it Tucker met the version of Wash that was closer to David than he ever had been since PF

doodlespatulas

"Doomed yuri" this, "doomed yaoi" that

WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

#...sonic and tails

worst-roommates-ever

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

worst-roommates-ever

for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.

at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".

worst-roommates-ever

okay yes all the tags are very very good points but i would like to point out the main reason i made this post, which is that

if you are non-american then it can be dangerous to hold beliefs about your rights that are only applicable in the US.

i am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situations

(please do not chalk this up to 'if you don't do research then you are stupid'. i made this post with young people in mind. that being said i am willing to bet it also applies to others, ie those who are newer to non-local internet, older folks, or those escaping high-control environments.)

#Aussie too and I think the same

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

#I mean. I had a 1.4 litre bucket of premix on my first Eurotrip #Europeans do have buckets of drinks. unless something has changed since my last trip

depsidase

#Elon Musk is this generation's Thomas Edison #and I mean that in a derogatory way

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi

hyenaswine

that is statistically an incredibly normal age to discover anything related to sexuality

#...yeah 13

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#plushies #*looks at my bedroom* I need more space

behold my current favourite mug

#bridget.txt #the muppets #gonzo and his weirdness matter so much to me

ieattaperecorders

Trying to find an old tumblr post I used to see a lot.

It started with someone listing "places with uncanny energy," like gas stations on a road trip, empty movie theaters, etc.

Then someone reblogged it and said those are called "liminal spaces," defining liminal as in-between, neither one thing nor another.

It was the first time I'd seen the term "liminal" applied to places like that, and it's driving me crazy, I want to find and put a date on it so bad.

ieattaperecorders

NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT!!!

ieattaperecorders

Holy shit I just realized:

Tomorrow (July 4th, 2026) is the 10 year anniversary of the-crepes-of-wrath's comment, which:

Predates the 2020 spike in interest by four years

Predates the original backrooms post, and the the creation of r/liminalspaces by three years

Predates the earliest mention that KnowYourMeme attributes to Twitter by two years

I'm pretty sure this is the moment the term "liminal spaces" was attached to this sort of imagery, and it's TEN YEARS OLD TOMORROW!

LIMINAL SPACES TURN TEN TOMORROW! CELEBRATE BY GETTING LOST IN AN ABANDONED MALL!

lierdumoa

“You’re still on tumblr?” say people who dont even realize their current TikTok/xitter trends are regurgitated 10 year old tumblr shitposts.

I'm watching the Scooby-Doo; Mystery Inc. (2012) show (bc it's on Netflix) and I will never understand the reason to pair Shaggy and Velma

like, they're obviously doing it as a "pair the spares" thing but Shaggy is so uncomfortable even without the allegations of "cheating" on his best friend Scoob (which reads...something)

and Velma. how could they do my girl Velma so badly she is not heterosexual and Shaggy isn't any kind of sexual

#bridget.txt #shaggy rogers is asexual in the same way jughead jones is asexual and I will die on this hill #I remember enjoying this but past me clearly had no taste and was just in it for the aesthetics

lorillee

fuckkkk Unforunately its been like half a decade and im still such a sucker for ken penders drama it never gets old really

lorillee

acespeon

#he drags his own drama around like it's a blankie

I've been listening to Epic again and one of the things I love about the musical and Jorge's storytelling is that we don't hear Odysseus's name until Remember Them

his crew call him "Captain", "brother", "comrade" - they don't need to say his name, they know who he is and he knows who they're talking to

he never introduces himself to Astynax, and the baby isn't going to remember him anyway

we know that it's a retelling of the Odyssey but we don't need to know that it's Odysseus until Polyphemus learns his name and is able to curse him

and it's beautiful story telling when you pair it with the animatics

#bridget.txt #epic the musical #I'm just marveling over bits and pieces that I've picked up #don't mind me