AceUnicorns

[astrovian]

here, have a short of Richard Armitage during The Hobbit Dwarf Boot Camp doing a flip to brighten your day

[22mechanicalgoats]

okay so i know that yassen in the books is blonde but also yassen in the tv show is hot as fuck so i vote he has brown hair now

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

[lolli-says-stuff]

Cray : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Yassen , turning to Alex : How tall are you?

[strangesoulmates]

And no one can change my mind about how in denial that boy was

(the result of a conversation with @lastlymatt)

[moss-opossum]

Hey I decided to make a social Discord server for trans-umbrella folk who are also aspec. Most of the trans servers I’ve run into have an implicit assumption that members are allo and it made me feel kind of unwelcome or like I was being pushed out of conversations I was already participating in, but the aspec servers I’ve tried joining were mostly comprised of cis people. There are Sapphic trans servers and Achillean trans servers, so why not a server for aspec folks as well?

<begin self-promo>

Aspec Trans Gang is a social server intended for gender-variant adults who are on the asexual spectrum, the aromantic spectrum, or the aplatonic spectrum!

This 18+ server is SFW and new users are verified by staff to prevent trolling. Neopronoun, multigender, xenogender, non-transitioning, non-dysphoric, gender- and orientation-questioning friendly! All good-faith identities are welcome!

🌿40+ self-assignable roles

🌿 Dozens of cute emotes

🌿 Categories for hobbies, health, and gender/orientation discussion

🌿 Icebreaking, poll, and QOTD channel

🌿 Resource-sharing channel

🌿 Ticket bot for easy staff outreach

An inclusive server intended for aspec gender-variant adults! | 8 members

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[aceunicorns]

Welcome to Tumblr 😂

[concerned-astronomer]

my favourite thing about the alex rider tv show is how yassen always just leaves. I wouldn’t even call it escaping. he never seems in a rush and yet nobody ever catches him. kill martin? walk out. mi6 at the warehouse? stroll away. get shot on air force one? peace out bitches

[lolli-says-stuff]

He‘s just cool like that

[origamiyoda]

I cant interact w anyone who enjoys the mission impossible movies bcos theyre inevitably a tom cruise enjoyer and idk how to explain that given the chance I'd attack him like a wild dog

[aceunicorns]

with the birthday reasoning… thats fair.

[captainsjack]

someone: [describes an insane, death-defying situation that apparently is the only option to get the outcome they need]

benji: oh that’s not that bad! ethan can do it!

ethan: i can??

[paradise-yuna]

When Cillian can’t handle with compliments 😅

[holygayrightsbatman]

[aceunicorns]

should have used the fancy joined up handwriting

[cruisepilled]

[animentality]

[aceunicorns]

this is so accurate 😂

[apollo-likes-writing-deactivate]

Reblog to send your love to the ao3 volunteers who worked their asses off to ensure we can read the queerest, smutiest, LGBTQiest works on the planet.

Donate to them too! They fucking deserve it.

[iinsawdious]

[aceunicorns]

literally their whole relationship

[captainsjack]

in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot