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Bisexual Disaster Zone

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[thememedaddy]

[wizardarchetypes]

woman just power-walked by me alongside a jogging toddler. toddler was waving at me babling "hi! hi! hi!" thought to myself, "aw what an excited, energetic baby!" then the woman stopped beside a man with a stroller and she said "this baby is GOING to sleep if it's my last dying wish" and the man said very solemnly "i'm sorry it's come to that. i'm sorry this has to be your dying wish."

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[byjove]

I’ve always wondered how often mice escape in research labs and what the mouse escapee protocol is and if there are mice that become like laboratory urban legends and end up in the walls fucking things up.

[consulting-cannibal]

based on this chat post

i just—

[booksbabybooks]

Welcoming this post to my dash like an old friend returned from the war

[heraldofcrow]

To the goth guy that rides the same train as me from the same village almost every morning as we go to work in the same area:

Despite us always sitting alone and never talking, I hope you know that I am listening to Bauhaus and writing this post in your honor, my fellow dark soul.

May we continue to crow our way through each day.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[basketcasemp3]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[havingapoemwithyou]

Everything All at Once by Oliver Baez Bendorf

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

@ prev they're the beaver brothers from majora's mask lol

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[starrythroat]

i unironically adore the state of elden ring lore discussions in 2026

[muireana]

Wait, no "Is Radagon Marika???" yet? Fandom is starting to develop literacy skills I see.

[starrythroat]

im sorry

[muireana]

Oh no. That's even worse. They're evolving. Do I want to know what this shit even mean?

[starrythroat]

No.

[starrythroat]

listen theres a reason why fromsoftware games attract people with religious trauma

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[depsidase]

[swagophile]

[anxious, concerned] im so fucked. theres so many things about me my friends would hate if they found out about. if anyone knew who i really am id be completely and torally despised [thinks a little harder] But thats fine. Everyone is like this. Its normal actually. Everyone is secretly evil but its not a big deal. Its like chill.