Today's Document

Discoholic 🪩
art blog(derogatory)

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie

Love Begins

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

titsay
taylor price
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
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Doug Jones
macklin celebrini has autism
EXPECTATIONS

roma★

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@acrosticofmylife
common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!
"so tired of the childrens hospital jokes" "stop running horse plinko into the ground" you're entering the circus hut and complaining when there are clowns there
we no longer need to manually beat the dead horse, the plinko machine now automates perpetual tumblr fixations. this is the future of modern technology
#maybe we should combine the jokes?#there's no way a joke about a horse in a hospital could ever be overused :)
(tags from @gayspock)
Pathetic Reddit and Twitter memers: "This meme is so dead, it's like a week old."
Tumblr memers: "I will never escape these jokes, and neither will any of you."
Memes that will not go gentle into that good night
distressing things to say to your friends
the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced
EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD
i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it
every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.
[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
this came to me in a dream
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
DADDY LIKES IT WHEN YOU IDENTIFY NORTH AMERICAN SPARROWS USING A COMBINATION OF JIZZ AND FIELD MARKS!!!
im fucking crying
Are you ready for laundry day?
sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
The Masc of Amontillado
thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3