What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:
- cool sunglasses
- to be called "boss"
- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you
- baklava
- an axe
I see no lies here.
what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:
- more women friends in the gang
- painkillers
- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives





















