Wanted for several counts of murder

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[actually-gort]

I'm real

[actually-gort]

Is gort short for anything, like gortiulus?

No, I am simply Gort

[actually-gort]

Gort, the police are after you, you didn’t have enough alibis, im so sorry

The police won't reach me under the ocean, pigs can't dive

[sparksreblogs]

I regret to inform you but-

[actually-gort]

SHIT-

[actually-gort]

Gort, the police are after you, you didn’t have enough alibis, im so sorry

The police won't reach me under the ocean, pigs can't dive

[actually-gort]

Any relation to Gortash? From Baldur’s Gate 3?

No

[actually-gort]

gortulous

Best adjective

[actually-gort]

Gort. Gort I love you.

I love you too random citizen!

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[actually-gort]

Oh hey it's me

[absolutelyzoned]

GIMMICK BLOGS ARE THE ENEMY

[trumpet-offical]

Yeah sure okay

[earth-cheat-console]

Just

[east-germany-official]

Gonna

[high-hrothgar-official]

Reblog

[polonium-official]

This

[post-detector]

To

[blacksmith-of-pro-endos]

All

[spelutvecklare-haj]

Of

[halvgudhaj]

My

[actually-gort]

Gimmick

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[wolfertinger666]

a character that's heavily autistic coded but clearly based off someone the creator knew (OR THE CREATOR THEMSELVES) is leagues better rep than a character that's confirmed autistic and is only defined by their autism with the most shallow and stereotypical characterization seen.

[actually-gort]

trog

I am not a troglodyte

[the-lunacy-system]

The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth

[the-lunacy-system]

Don't you dare

[the-lunacy-system]

Whyy

[kaleidospect]

It's been two days, and yet this post has yet to get even 200 notes...

I may use the help of the YouTubers if nothing changes soon.

[kaleidospect]

Alright then...

I am left with no choice.

@bettinalevyisdetermined @itsapmseymour

Please help in my mission to get this post to 10k notes. I have done all I can on my own.

[the-lunacy-system]

Hey, no.

[actually-gort]

Oh gods it's in the blahajverse now

[schlorb]

Gort

@actually-gort

wtf

[actually-gort]

I am Gort, the one true Isopod

[schlorb]

Yes, nice to meet you, I am schlorb, your schlord and schlavior, what brings you to my dark altar?

[actually-gort]

I'm here for a divine trade

Something from my temple to yout altar, something from your altar to my temple

You know, to increase both of our power

I bring a gilded Isopod pendant made in the deepest reaches of my domain

[schlorb]

Gort

@actually-gort

wtf

[actually-gort]

I am Gort, the one true Isopod

[natthaj]

Sigh, I did it, I'll make proper lore later, but for now, im just the night blahaj

[actually-gort]

Do you accept Gort as your lord and savior?

[ohio-thestate]

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

[mackonfire]

chzz-h-f-o

Crying

@purely-puppy-pawz @c0rdylin3 @lost-to-space

[thedivineguldhaj]

Ik I wasn't tagged but oh well-

h-dv-gdhj

[the-rodbrunhaj]

odhj

[the-hajhaj]

Hjhj.

D. V.

[the-gulhaj]

h-ghj

[regnbagshaj]

gghj

[sodium-ion]

Od-o

[the-magentahaj]

h-ghj ✨

[kortfattadhaj]

ofdhj

[the-haj]

h-hj

[actually-gort]

c-go