『 Just A Guy 』

✮ Phoenix - Master Manifester - Doberman Boyfriend - He/Him ✮

[yaksinhats]

karlachs canon perfect date is killing baddies interspersed with victory sex. Lae’zel’s act 2 romance is a battle to prove your worth for the privilege of dating her. Let!!!! Them!!!! Kiss!!!!!!!!

[solarg0blin]

Working on an Arcana-themed Picrew, and I don't know how much more 'trust the process' I have in me. It's VERY much a WIP. Just threw a few random bits together, like the head shape, skin tone, eyes, makeup, lips, nose, ect, and I got this. More examples of the abominations made below the cut;

I wanted to show titi but idk how strict the picrew rules are, so femme apprentices get granny underwear. Looks comfy tho, I can't lie.

Please, point and laugh. It might inspire me to fix it.

[actually-that-pretty-mf]

That light skin one saw some shit

[bean-wrld]

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

[actually-that-pretty-mf]

"Fair enough 💀"

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s that time of year again.

[cipheramnesia]

Nice

[nudityandnerdery]

Guess what today is?

[actually-that-pretty-mf]

You'll never believe 👀

[spicyraeman]

post crèche haircut

[moghedien]

So I think in most things, Xan (the gith egg baby) would be like a completely average kid in most things but Lae’zel would genuinely be like “Incredible. Few would be able to finger paint with such dexterity. You can see the images with clarity and passion that most artists would only dream to achieve.” because she would genuinely believe that but with everything he does

[cheddar-baby]

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

[yurious-george]

*gets struck by

[actually-that-pretty-mf]

*a smooth criminal

[moshpitsandstargazing]

a relationship should be 50/50

i have a sword. you have a sword. we duel in the woods.

[appleseason]

Hellow it's me your weed. Yeah i'mspeaking directly to you now. You need to smoke me or i'll suffer. Do you want me to suffer

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

[moghedien]

Lae’zel is killing me because she’s like such a freak in so many ways and like we literally beat the shit out of each other and she’s so fucking into it and horny about it and I can push her down in the middle of camp after and just make out with her in the mud and blood from our fight in the middle of camp, and she is like soooo into it

But I ask her to just kiss me in public and she’s like “no I’m shy” and immediately turns into this 🥺

I love her

[oldwinesoul]

the romance of sitting in a room with the person you love, each of you doing your own thing like reading a book or playing a game.... silent but full of love and warmth

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[themoss-deactivated20210919]

LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

This is legendary

[ghalind]

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it

[soraitmnt]

Look I can’t shapeshift now, at least after I’ll be able to shapeshift

[letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ashkaztra]

Look, I’m boring as hell and just want to be a cat curled up in a big soft bed. I honestly don’t care if people know it’s me as long as I can cat in peace-

[vaspider]

Every trans person like

[dearratroi]

Lolth and her lesser known siblings Lmaoth and Roflth

[thoughtcascades]

are you ok? of course not next question

[dateamonster]

gargoyle top surgery like