Sad Bitch

Britt//she/they//23//bi//makeup and fashion lover//coffee and tea enthusiast //ENFP//sanguine// lawful neutral//🔮

[homunculus-argument]

If your child is born a clown, you've got to let them clown. You can't un-clown a child by prohibiting them from doing clown shit. You've just raised a clown that doesn't do anything.

[gaybichon]

susan sarandon's son 😭😭

[gaybichon]

oh it's over for him

[gaybichon]

[lush-retina-is-dead]

[zhengzi]

update:

he was playing 5D chess the whole time

[beths-favourite-recipes]

Vegetarian Spring Rolls

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I literally love the saw puppet so much. Hes my friend. If i woke up in a trap that was going to like twist my legs off my body and i saw him id be like “billy!!! Billy the little saw puppet guy i love you!!!” And he’d be like “youre in this trap because you say youre my biggest fan but you haven’t even watched a saw movie. You just have seen a couple of clips. Before you is a dvd player,” and i wouldnt watch it because i wouldnt hear his explanation because i’d be too busy screaming with joy

[saoirseronanswife]

amen brother…

[ladyshinga]

[maplebunie]

[animentality]

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[neosatsuma]

[gertritude-art]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[adorablecake]

The Original

[woost46]

Wait, actually the original? This post is historic

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.

[palepandacreation]

[vampireinterview]

silence! at the disco, i guess

[chelstone]

[deletingthisblog44-deactivated2]

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

[chelstone]

[deletingthisblog44-deactivated2]

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[nitghowl1600]

Ok but if you keep watching, the FBI agent asks the professor how sure he is that the painting was the real deal and the professors says “I have two sons. I often wonder where they really came from. I don’t wonder where this painting comes from.”

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

Image from a bygone age

[transmechanicus]

Kakashi came on short notice from a meeting with the Board of Accounting