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justcatposts

Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.

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takineko

supreme-leader-stoat

Youth fascination with technology

midnightmoonday

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

babylon-butterfly

@letsblogwithmama

letsblogwithmama

let’s climb on the roof with mama

bambistjames

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

oxygenisachoice

I like that they. Like. Use each other as springboards in combat. What a technique

#one piece

yuumei-art

The real horror this spooky season is how little time I've had to draw due to moving😭 I feel like I have forgotten how to even hold a pen. This has definitely made me art blocked so my apologies for the subpar art lately.

We've finally arrived at our new home in Sweden, but right now we barely have any furniture so I've only been able to doodle a little bit on my iPad in bed. But we just got more chairs and I'll finally be able to paint on my desktop computer with a proper tablet again!

Let me teach you

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

baseballheritageposts

baseball heritage post

victoryformation

simpforsix

don't know who needs to hear this but gender non-conformity is not only for trans people. cis women can wear binders and packers. cis men can wear breast forms and tuck. cis women can use he/him pronouns and cis men can use she/her pronouns. anyone can use they/them pronouns or neopronouns. anyone can dress fem or masc regardless of gender identity. anyone can take hormones and get surgeries even if it doesn't match the 'normal' presentation for their gender. all the rules about gender are fake and you can do what you want. gender isn't some finite resource. do whatever the fuck makes you comfortable.

strwbryslut

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

blumineck

FIRE ARROWS!!!

Massive thanks to Tod of Tod’s Workshop for letting me shoot some of his replica medieval fire arrows.

He has some fantastic longer videos on the topic if you want to learn more!

baronfulmen

I used to work at a summer camp and we had a frankly offensive faux native American play we did at the end of each week. As part of it, we'd throw flaming torches at each other which is why the lake had a rainbow slick of kerosene on it.

Anyway, me and another counselor were trying to figure out the best way to make a flaming arrow and ran into the same problem; it would put itself out instantly. Cut to us trying all sorts of experiments, several of which were extremely dangerous.

In the end, we found that we could use one of the metal arrows and remove the tip, then stuff a bunch of sparklers into the hollow arrow. It worked great, didn't go out, and then set the woods on fire.

#I love how casually you ended this story with “and then set the woods on fire”

sunderedstar

finally reading Queen Demon after rereading Witch King and it's like wait. Ms Wells. how long have the horses been carnivorous, Ms Wells -?!?

sunderedstar

oh. they specifically eat human corpses, too. okay okay okay okay -

sunderedstar

crying in fear of the unknown

actuallyvriska

So um not exactly related to your post, but every time I scroll past this post, a different version of your url is sundered (excuse the pun)

I even scrolled up and down past the same reblog a few times to see, and it kept changing. How are you doing this

#I thought I was going crazy at first #And it hasn't happened with any other posts or urls

spidermorphic

NEW HUSSIE ART!!!

i love tbem thank the huss

i am actually excited for when huss releases the rest of the designs

daveymaybe

this is my contribution

voidlace

GOODNIGHT.

podcastwizard

something interesting is that you can have a good day but feel weird the whole time so actually it was a weird day

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP breaks down how online influencers make form-fitting clothes look more appealing and drive sales

starburst2000

She went from Jessica Rabbit to Olive Oyl.

beatrice-otter

If you want the Jessica Rabbit look, you are much more likely to get it by strategically padding yourself out than by any other method, including a dress that looks like Jessica Rabbit on someone else.

And the thing is, up through the 19th Century, people knew it. If you want a specific silhouette, okay, fine, you use corsets and strategic padding and bum rolls and hoop skirts or whatever you need to achieve that silhouette.

Now we think that you should achieve that look by "diet and exercise" and plastic surgery.

I don't think this is a step forward ...

addamatic

Foundation garments making a comeback

writing-prompt-s

A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

gwenthebard

-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan

-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man

-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show

-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)

-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working

-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”

-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart

-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital

-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case

-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients

-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work

-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair

-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force

-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.

-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless

-“what time she was in the hospital?”

-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck

-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”

-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”

-“it would have killed her years ago”

-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”

-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office

-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”

-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”