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i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying âoh itâs that creepy clown- oh heâs drinking thatâs against clown codeâ
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMAâS PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHATâS CLOWN CODE??????????????
OP EXPLAIN
Fuck society fuck capitalism Iâm gonna go full feral and live in the woods
Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to âgo feralâ and âlive in the woodsâ and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day ⌠. stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office jobâŚ.,
Oh you think I plan to survive? You think Iâm gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die
Stop appropriating what
They said werewolf culture
Some thoughts on Inkoâs Quirk
Her quirk is called âattraction of small objectâs and everyone wants to know just what the limit is on the definition of 'smallâ is. Everyone focuses on how big a small object can be.
But I want to know how small we can get.
Its generally accepted that if Inko were a crueler woman sheâd be perfectly capable of taking someoneâs hair/teeth/other misc small body parts. But can she pull individual cells? Atoms?
CAN SHE MANIPULATE MATTER ITSELF AND NOT EVEN REALIZE IT???!!??
HOLY FUCK
So funny idea where class 1-a do a hero duo thing (like a big challenge for pairs) where they work in pairs . Present Mic and Eraserhead show them how itâs done and just destroy it like they are perfectly in sync.
After the challenge Deku is trying to analysing how they worked together, and when heâs analysing he realises âoh theyâre married! that must be a reason they work so well togetherâ and then Deku is looking at hero duoâs and then âwait all professional hero duoâs are couples ALL OF THEM!â
This leads Dekuâs analysis skills to become entwined with shipping heâs suddenly noticing not only how his classmates use their quirks together but how they act together and suddenly Deku has accidently figured out all his classmates crushes (including a certain crush on him)
Just Deku awkwardly trying to wingmanÂ
Todorokiâs conspiracy theory is that Deku has another quirk that allows him to read minds and gets super awkward and self conscious every time Dekuâs close like âdonât think about how cute he is donât look at his freckles stop itâ
Bonus-
Just awkward moments like Deku watching Hawks and Enveavor âoh noâ also him just staring at All Might and then his Mom and paling âShouto may have been right!â
Omg âShouto may have been rightâ is such a fuckin powerful phrase Iâm-
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Haha yeah i gotta study for finals :,)
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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
âand then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered âback that sass upââ
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
â He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. â
12 minutes âOh not. Not another fire bender!â I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So heâs cool now I guess 288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST âIts okay,â he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young manâs glasses â let me frost your rollâ matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
i need that
holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn
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487,819 notes and i got âFlorence is falling. And while she didnât want to, she still found herself doing it anyway, her body gravitating absolutely nowhere in particular but still moving downward. A downward spiral, yet she didnât know how or why she got here.â god bless
Bruce Wayne outside of Batman
So I saw this:Â
Bruce Wayne could do a lot more to fight crime in Gotham City by funding youth programs with his immense wealth instead of dressing up like a bat and dishing out vigilante justice. (just-shower-thoughts)
And thought it would be a cool to research Bruce as a philanthropist and Wayne Enterprises as a business. You know, instead of applying to jobs or cleaning.Â
Basically all Bruce does all night and day is give to charity and help people.Â
The main organization he uses is the Wayne Foundation, an umbrella company for the Thomas Wayne Foundation and the Martha Wayne Foundation. TWF is for medicine/science and gives awards/money to research/researches, funds the Memorial Clinic in Park Row (ie Crime Alley) where Leslie Thompkins treats anyone and everyone who comes through her door (villains included), and dozens of other clinics around Gotham. The MWF is for the arts/urban revitalization of Gotham, families, and education. It runs orphanages (and built its own orphanage), creates and funds schools, preps teachers for learning disabilities, gives grants to artists, and sponsors Family Finders, which exists to reunite families. Also soo many soup kitchens. It is also the organization that gives money/scholarships to Gotham Academy. It maintains museums in Gotham, exhibits art and film festivals, as well as being a big sponsor of the theater scene.Â
The Wayne Foundation also funded Victims Inc, which aimed to help victims of violent crimes. Then thereâs Neon Knights, which is started by Tamara Fox/Tim Drake and is funded by the Wayne Foundation. The organization basically is geared toward helping at-risk youth and.. former gang members/teenagers likely to join gangs/something about gangs, itâs been a while since Iâve read Red Robin. He also helps Selina Kyle get her own community center in the East End part of Gotham (ie Catwoman territory) using money she stole from Black Mask/a crime boss of Gotham.Â
And he rebuilt Gotham essentially through Wayne Enterprises after No Manâs Land, pushing Lex Luthor out of Gotham. Â After a huge earthquake demolishes the city, the Federal government declares Gotham a âno manâs land.â Gotham has a reputation for being a wasteland so they were mostly thinking âeh better off without it, letâs get all the good people out first thoâ but a lot of people were left behind, including mostly minorities, homeless, orphaned, disabled, injured, poor, and convicted felons. They govât destroyed all the bridges/tunnels/roads that lead into Gotham and set up military blockades to ensure no one/no medical supplies/no food goes in or out (i always thought that was absurd until I saw the federal fumbles post-Katrina but I digress). During No Manâs Land, he worked together with Poison Ivy to feed the city and shelter various orphans.Â
Bruce lobbied Congress to end the No Manâs Land mandate and helped it eventually pass the Billion Dollar Build-up Federal Works Project which used the Wayne Enterprises, the Wayne Foundation, the US Army Engineers, LexCorp, and STAR Labs to rebuild. It also employs thousands of people in Gotham. Wayne Enterprises also started buying up buildings and forcing architects/engineers to âEarthquake proofâ new builds so that they can survive an 8.5 Earthquake. Even before NML, all Wayne buildings (like Oracleâs watchtower) were Earthquake-proof. IN ADDITION, HE MADE SURE EVERY NEW BUILDING/REPAIRED OLD BUILDING WOULD BE MADE HANDICAP ACCESSIBLE (I bolded that because it gives me so many Oracle/Batman family friendship feels).Â
Bruce also always pays for property damage, especially to individual victims. Catwoman v2 #82 (2008):
He funds troops and the police force. During and after Dick Graysonâs stint as a Bludhaven Police Officer, the departmentâwhich was MASSIVELY underfundedâreceived huge amounts of top-of-the-line equipment, like high tech bullet proof vests and body armor to soldiers abroad. Also, in Black Mirror, the Foundation builds a high-tech, multimillion dollar forensic lab and donates it to the police force.Â
(sidenote, look how cuteâ Dick keeps pictures of Bruce, Alfred, and Babs in his locker!!!!)
Red Robin #04:Â
He also buys the Daily Planet, ie the pulitzer-prize winning newspaper that Lois Lane and Clark Kent work for. I canât remember all the details but basically, the Planet is one of the few papers in Metropolis not owned by Lex Luthor and thus the only paper thatâs printing critical stories of LexCorp and evil Lex/the guy who owns Metropolis. Lois negotiates ownership over to Perry and then Bruce buys it, working to keep the newspaper out of Luthorâs control/keep free press.Â
Wayne Foundation also funds superhero groups and superheroes like Young Justice, Teen Titans, Outsiders, the Birds of Prey (although Babs does some other things to secure funding too), and the Justice League. He bought much of the equipment Doctor Mid-Nite uses in the Justice Society of America. Then thereâs Batman Incorporated, which runs all over the world, and Wayne Enterprises owns Holt Inc ie Michael Holt/Mister Terrificâs business (although you could argue that Holt Inc helps WE out, since the patents on Holt inventions like T-Spheres are extremely lucrative). He does a lot to take care of the families of superheroes, like setting up a college fund for Irey and Jai West (kids of the Flash, Wally West, and Linda Park-West), pays for Supergirl/Karaâs school/apartment/everything, sets up a trust fund for Stephanie Brownâs child which she gives away for adoption and Stephanie Brownâs whole operation as Batgirl/college tuition, arranges for the adoption of Helena Kyle (Selinaâs daughter) as well as a trust fund, pays for Tim Drakeâs stepmotherâs medical care as well as funeral costs for his dad, gave Clark Kent/Lois Lane the apartment they live in as a wedding gift, and covers the medical expenses of various heroes, like Barbara Gordon/Oracle and Wendy Harris/Proxy. Not to mention he adopts/provides for Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Cassandra Cain. Bruce asked Lucius Fox to invest the money Dick Graysonâs parents left him upon their deaths. He turns it into a small fortune and Dick uses it to fund his life/operation as Nightwing initially.Â
(sidenote: Diana/Wonder Woman sent Wallyâs twins ceremonial bracelets and a sword, omg)
He helps people to the point where itâs almost comical how much money he gives out and how readily he employs people, sometimes criticized for being over-simplistic and naive. He invests in random gang bangers, prostitutes, homeless communities, and low level criminals as well as high level criminals who are mostly just victims of their circumstances or show genuine desire to go straight. He carries a whole stack of Wayne Enterprise business cards in his Utility Belt and when he stumbles upon someone he can help, he gives them a card and a job. Most entry-level positions are given to people through Community Outreach programs and they donât discriminate against ex-cons. Like, Ellie, who goes on to be a receptionist:Â
and here she is later, in Batman Incorporated, not only employed as a receptionist but being heroic herself:
Not to mention, it certainly PAYS to work for Wayne Enterprises. Thereâs a corporate scholarship program that covers full tuition for any employee of Wayne Enterprises. Any employee, meaning also entry-level mail room people, which is the specific instance from the comics I can think of.Â
He also sits on the Arkham Parole board, giving criminals like Harley Quinn a chance to be rehabilitated. In the new 52, he even moves Arkham into Wayne Manor (Arkham Academyâ itâs actually a totally bananas concept but I havenât read the issues yet to really know more).Â
Then there are the divisions of Wayne Enterprises, which include a healthcare system for Gotham citizens. Wayne Biotech is cutting edge in training people and developing vaccinations and cures for different diseases, like the fight against AIDS and HIV and reconstructive plastic surgery. Wayne Foods focuses on ethical food production, getting rid of additives. Wayne Steel develops technology for the US Navy and WayneYards does the same. Wayne Aerospace builds for NASA and the US military. Wayne Chemicals includes Wayne Oil and Wayne Botanical and search for petrochemicals and alternative fuel sources. They came up with a way to run power generators on algae. Wayne Industries, the main R&D branch, are looking for cleaner energy among many other things. Wayne Medical is more focused on treating illnesses as opposed to researching illnesses (which is what Wayne Biotech does) and maintains/runs hospitals in Gotham through the Thomas Wayne Foundation. Wayne Institute is a thinktank and recruits up-and-coming professionals to plan future development. Wayne Research Institute basically just does research on everything. Wayne Construction built a free railway system around Gotham in the midst of government corruption. Throughout all his business endeavors, Wayne Enterprises aims to practice business ethically, cutting ties with LexCorp when they did some weird robot killer thing and Dr. Pamela Isley (later Poison Ivy) when she wanted to create some toxin that would mind-control people.Â
I mean, even when Bruce Wayne was being impersonated (long story, read Heart of Hush), the most sinister thing Tommy Elliot did as Bruce Wayne was give away buttloads more money to charity.Â
sources: my own memory and comic book collection (Batman: Hush is a good one, uhh, Superman, Superman Wedding issue, Catwoman volume 2, Red Robin 04, Nightwing, Son of Batman, Detective Comics, Batman Incorporated, Robin, Batgirl, the Outsiders, Birds of Prey, Supergirl, Flash under Wally West.. okay, there are too many to list), x, x, x, x, x
This post reminded me why we should love Bruce in spite of all shit what DC doing with him lately *crying a bit*
I love him
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Things that happen after the Bat-family has seen the Lego movie:
They all go see it a second time. Several of them see it a third time. Jason and Damian have each seen it five times.
Stephanie and Tim painted âButtmobileâ on the back of the Batmobile. The Batwing and the Batsub were given the same treatment. They both agreed that hand-washing every car/ all-terrain vehicle that Batman AND Bruce Wayne owned was a fair price to pay for it.
Jason and Damian will try to one-up each other with incorporating movie quotes into their daily life. Unfortunately, for everyone around them, this leads to the unironic use of phrases such as:Â
âIâm blushing super hard under the maskâ âNo, itâs snake clowns!â and âWoohoo, Iâve been parented!â
Update:Â âWoohoo, Iâve been parented!â is always accompanied by a refusal to do whatever said parenting referred to.
Oracle is now referred to solely as âPuter. Dick falls over laughing when Bruce accidentally says it on patrol.
They memorize all the lyrics to the song at the beginning of the movie. The phrase âin the darkest nightâ will result in an eight-part harmony and impromptu dance party. Even during patrol. Especially during patrol. Double especially while fighting any number of villains. Tim canât sing but he beat-boxes to it.
The password to the Batcomputer was set to: IronManSux. Nobody will confess to it.Â
Dick has gone around to every camera in Wayne Manor and whispered âHello secret cameraâ to it.
Robinâs cape was coated in yellow glitter. Stephanie claimed innocence. Cassandra didnât even try to hide the glitter on her hands.
âComputer, overcompensate.â Is now an official command in all auto-pilot systems. The Riddler laughed so hard he didnât even try to stop them from dismantling his techno-bomb the first time Duke used it in battle.
Bruce Wayne is asked no fewer than nine times on National Television if there is any truth behind the rumor that he and the Dark Knight are in a relationship.Â
Everyone took turns sliding across the dining room table. Alfred was not pleased.
Update: Being called Grandpa by all of them restored Alfredâs good humor.
Bruce has been called Padre seventy nine times and counting in the three days since they saw the movie. They have a bet going for who he calls âhijoâ first. Most of the money is on Dick. Stephanie thinks it will be her since she makes a point of calling him Padre twelve times a day. Damian steadfastly refuses to believe it will be anyone but him.
Update: Itâs Jason. Heâs in a state of shock for forty minutes after Bruce ends a lecture with, âSo just⌠stop threatening government officials hijo.â
Thereâs a post-it on next to the elevator up to the manor that says âto Batmanâs attic.â
Joker sets up an enormous, ridiculously elaborate death trap that puts all of his previous death traps to shame. Batman is fighting his way out, but theyâre all trapped and it doesnât look like thereâs any way out but then everything freezes and Joker dramatically lowers down on a moving platform and makes a big show about the whole âgreatest enemyâ thing and obsession and being the object of Batmanâs hatred and itâs basically a summary of all the movie lines and Batman just⌠sighs and shakes his head because of course Joker has seen it too and what else can he really say at this point his kids are in trouble and he just looks at Joker and says âI hate youâ with as much feeling as he can manage which is a struggle because heâs just so tired why couldnât they have made a lego Flash movie???
SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades
they cut it because of the ONE gay reference
Same energy
both of these sketches were written by julio torres - hereâs his twitter
Omg đ
I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.
Iâm the dramatique⢠hand to face moment in the broken mirror.
âYOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.â I donât know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience⢠.
Iâm just thinking about lil baby twelve year old Jason swaggering around a gala and being all âHiya sweet cheeks, how ya doingâ to the younger men and women. Swooping down and kissing all the elderly ladiesâ hands, âGolly gee, what a face! Iâve seen an angel this day!â âGimme an appetizer; now thereâs a dollâ to all the caterersâespecially the men. And then when somebody knocks into him he turns around and exclaims/quotes in an accent âHey! Iâm walkinâ here!â And when the person stammers and apologizes he winks and says âdonât worry about it, itâs a great way to collect insuranceâ And to older men he offers them a cigar (never mind where he got it): âGo on, George, I wonât tell your wifeâ Basically like this little adult that has the adults either completely puzzled or amused And Jason hides it from Bruce, âcause he thinks he wonât approve But Bruce thinks itâs uproariously FUNNY and often chokes over his drinks because Jasonâs done something so obnoxiously charming across the room
Batman Headcanon that Tim has a bad habit of fainting in random places due to lack of food or sleep, usually when he stands up too quickly after sitting at his computer for hours on end. These episodes go up in frequency after his splenectomy. No one quite knows who started it, but if someone hears an odd thump in the house and knows that Tim is home, theyâll shout âTim-berâ. This alerts the other bats that Tim is down and could probably use some assistance. The closest person will grab Tim up off the floor, check him out for injury before lugging him over to bed for some rest. Tim was blissfully unaware of this tradition until one time he knocked over his bookshelf and heard 3 different people shouting Timber from three different places in the house.
This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck
Unmute this immediately
narrator: ânow what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kidâs popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like âgod no homo iâll just give you the tipâ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and thatâs when the fucking wimpy kid is like âthis slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gayââ
As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say itâs a nickname. I promise. Itâs really easy to just casually go âhey I wanna go by Bob now, itâs an old nickname I wanna bring backâ like. Just start introducing yourself to new ppl, no one knows better. and if someone accidentally deadnames you just go haha no I go by my nickname now.
It sucks that ppl treat nicknames as more sacred than trans ppls choice names but still.
If ur cis u can totally rb this to help ur fellow trans friends out thanks
Timâs the type of person who does the thing even more aggressively after you tell him not to do the thing.
This was honestly the first thing that came in mind when I saw this drawing of Tim by Marcu To
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