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Hi, I'm Adam. I mostly just reblog random shit I like. Enjoy. Circa 2010

[arirna]

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[amazingride]

[amazingride]

[amateur]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wisgi2]

trickster runes

[fishtrouts]

More like ghastly and CORVID garments 🎃🕸

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[highlandvalley]

Best of favorite dance moves 💃🕺 via @ Ed People on Youtube https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1560874626380857344

[ironwoman359]

You’re crying from the dancing video?

The inherent human experience of expressing joy through music and dance across hundreds of cultures and millions of peoples lives and families and those people sharing those dances with a stranger who asked nicely demonstrating the good and beauty of humanity got to me, alright?

[rhetoricandlogic]

Go, watch the original - the quality is better and you can “like” the original artist (it only has 82K views)!

[dduane]

“Fish Pond mosaic by Gary Drostle. It’s made of vitreous ceramic tesserae using a ‘reverse technique’ and measures 2 meters in diameter. Made for a small public garden in Croydon, Surrey, UK, it won several art awards.“ (via Archaeohistories at Twitter)

[lifesgrandparade]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[sindri42]

I like the W.A.S. scale for rating anime. It stands for Weeb Ass Shit, and you rate each of those things on a 10 point scale.

So like, a series that requires extensive knowledge of japanese culture, or one that relies on the audience already being very familiar with the media tropes that it’s parodying, would have a high Weeb score while one that any 10-year old american would totally understand would have a low Weeb score.

The Ass column is for how much gratuitous nudity or attempts at titilation there is, with pure and innocent things like most ghibli films getting really low numbers, things like Bakemonogatari or Kill la Kill ending up in the middle of the scale, and borderline hentai at the top.

And finally, the Shit column covers things that are just fucking stupid, or poorly implemented. Low numbers indicate a series that is extremely well written and has a lot of good ideas, higher values come from plot holes, idiot plots, authors shoehorning in some incredibly nonsensical philosophy, etc.

Some people don’t mind the weeb nonsense at all, so they only have to look at the other two categories. Some people have very little tolerance for ass, even in a series that is otherwise of high quality. Some people decide based on a combined score, like they can tolerate more ass if the shit level is really low or vice versa but refuse to deal with both at the same time.

[spaceswordblaster]

I literally was looking for someone in the notes to mention the Weeb Ass Shit scale, bless you for explaining! Also I feel like even if the person you’re recommending things to is unfamiliar with this scale, it’s a helpful tool to help you break down and analyze different elements of the show.

[memeuplift]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[dogkin]

These comments are breaking me

[titkoks]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The kitty is clearly having a hard time walking and the doggo can see this...they want to do a nice thing and help their friend here <3

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME

[tooquirkytolose]

As of today (june 11th 2022) this dog is missing

[softgayheartsclub]

Soup is home now!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Oh thank goodness

[ayeforscotland]

Don’t want to post the guy’s face but massive respect for the guy - literally an hour after Margaret Thatcher’s statue was unveiled - who was pelting a full carton of eggs at it.

[limnaia]

Unfortunately, this is actually deeply reprehensible behaviour. Eggs can be washed off simply and easily, with no damage done to the statue.

Tomatoes, on the other hand, can begin a potentially irreversible process of corrosion of a bronze statue.

[ayeforscotland]

Someone also suggested regularly scattering birdseed to drench the statue in shit. At this point it’s open season.

[limnaia]

Since posting this maybe an hour ago, I've heard that it was allegedly decapitated, then got taken down for repair, and some guy has put a plaster model of her head on a pike on the plinth.

I take back my snarky comments, the good people of Grantham are doing the gods' work and I respect them so much.

[goat-heirop]

[doctorslippery]

Ra's, Man-Bat, and Ivy could crossover. They were definitely STEM kids.

What Spidey villains could go the other way?

[nero-neptune]

🎧 🎧 🎧 🎧

a haunted house (2013) dir. michael tiddes mars attacks! (1996) dir. tim burton the amazing spider-man (2012) dir. marc webb anna and the apocalypse (2017) dir. john mcphail super 8 (2011) dir. j.j. abrams grosse pointe blank (1997) dir. george armitage die hard (1988) dir. john mctiernan