just the randomness of my life

welcome to my blog of humor and cute animals

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[basalt-dnd]

A few joking D&D achievements. 

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[thedicepaladin]

Me, the DM, laughing: Does a 24 hit? My level 2 players: dOesS A 24 HiT???

[m86-deactivated20171116]

take these with you. it will be important in your quest

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

why does it seem like no matter where you go on a college campus there is always a straight couple with a solid 10-14 inch height difference clinging to each other like one of them is an orphan being sent to the english countryside during ww2 and they’re not sure if they’ll ever see each other again standing in the middle of wherever you’re trying to walk 

[chewedcorn]

Dogs are worth it.

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[tripnipalex-deactivated20210125]

As a former catholic I can tell you the accuracy of these statements is spot fucking on

[slytherin-pixie]

@passionatewriter07

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

every time john mulaney talks about growing up catholic my 11 years of catholic school flash before my eyes like the heated visions that i’ll be having in hell

[wizardrights]

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

[realjimmorrison]

When I find myself in times of trouble Gordon Ramsay comes to me Speaking words of wisdom

[dimension420]

A fun compilation of Brennan making his friends cry

[tommyswiseau]

[highlandvalley]

”#アドベンチャーワールド　#エンペラーペンギン　#コウテイペンギン もふもふが足りないあなたへ♡ http://t.co/js3yms7gIV”

[tanku-deactivated20160121]

this creature is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

mother fucker unlimited …

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Proof that there is perfection on earth

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[teenscoolest]

[adamisawesomeish]

Cleric (ooc): Dude you shouldn't fuck with this warlock. He just used a 5th level spell slot to prove a point.

Me, knowing that NPC has the Staff of the Magi and is 20th level: Ah yes, a spell slot. He definitely used one of those 😏

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]