A tiny ball of chaotic energy

In my 20s | she/her | chaotic lawful | sorry this blog is a mess | Please talk to me | frequently running on four hours of sleep, sheer spite and copious amounts of caffeine

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[silverselunite]

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Failing my religion

[wisedreamdelusion]

thank you for protecting us from the wolf we know what great job you do we love you

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[addicted-2-tea]

Finally getting into the Mistborn series and as a native German speaker it took me way too long to realize that „Elend“ is literally named „misery“ (I am reading the books in English).

I wonder whether they changed that for the German translation and I am also very afraid of what’s going to happen in the next to books (finished Final Empire last night)

[valtsv]

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

[iiumz]

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[verittean]

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[zoesupreme]

yeah idk man it might be time to throw everyones phones in a big smelting pot

[8bitrevolver]

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

[kedreeva]

Let me tell to you a thing.

This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

She was perfect.

But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

[anotherweirdnerd-deactivated201]

FUCKING IMPORTANT

[transdimensionalboundaries]

The STORY THOUGH.

[essektheylyss]

Okay but for real who is in charge of Den Thelyss and what the fuck kind of state are they in. A major ruling den just had its millennium old matriarch get typhros and have herself offed by her formerly promising if kind of antisocial eldest son. He maybe went mad with grief about it and is now a fugitive of the state. His younger brother is off being hot and angsty and maybe passively suicidal at the front of every vanguard against extraplanar threats that the Dynasty deems within their purview. Their father apparently died semi-recently and will probably be back? Is he just going to walk back in at some point to find his whole house in shambles???

[essektheylyss]

I'm just saying, Essek's father truly out here as a wildcard competitor for longest-suffering man in Exandria

[spocktheestallion]

There’s gotta be in-world rumors that Den Thelyss is cursed. In the span of a couple years its umavi died permanently, her partner died at Bazzoxan and for whatever reason hasn’t come back yet, her only biological heirs (does biological even matter in the dynasty if reincarnation is a fact of life? That’s also gotta muddy the inheritance laws there) are not one but BOTH new souls. And one of them was a heretical freak who disappeared under mysterious circumstances. People have GOTTA be suspecting a curse on their house

[sora5005]

Arrr dunamancy smthng smthng arrrr