Patton : This goes against my moral compass.
Alice : Patton, your moral compass is a fucking ROULETTE WHEEL -

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Patton : This goes against my moral compass.
Alice : Patton, your moral compass is a fucking ROULETTE WHEEL -
bokuto: [picking off petals] he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he-
akaashi: he loves you a lot
bokuto:
akaashi: did i say that out loud?
Yea, you did
Adrien: Marinette and I are no longer friends.
Marinette: Adrien, that’s the worst way to tell people we’re dating.
Imagine Adrien telling this to the class!
So Lila has been lying about how an awful person Marinette is for a while now. She said Marinette has threatened, bullied and tried to frame her. Of course the class don’t believe this at first saying that Lila is probably confused but looking how Mari is always trying to accuse Lila of something they start getting wary.
The thing is one day Lila says that Adrien doesn’t actually like Marinette because she’s too stalky, but he is afraid to say something because he’s too polite or something like that.
And they believe her because, why would Lila lie to us? Mari is a little stalker, right? Maybe Adrien noticed and he doesn’t know how to make her stop.
What they didn’t know is that Adrien is spending all his free time with Mari, taking her out for lunch in his house so she doesn’t have to listen Liela lying about her, playing videogames with the Dupain Chengs and even learning how to bake and helping in the bakery!!
So one friday at night Adrien write a message in the group chat that reads: “Marinette and I are no longer friends” and leave it a that. The chat stays silent knowing Marinette is in the group.
Meanwhile Lila makes another group chat without Mari and Adrien and start saying cry stories about how awful Marinette is, and if the sunshine child who didn’t call out Chloe in all her antics even if they make him uncomfortable decide to end his friendship with Marinette maybe she isn’t as good of a person as she looked at first.
By Sunday she had said in the group that Adrien has declared his love for her, and that they started dating, but they had to keep it secret so Gabriel doesn’t make them break up. All the class start gushing and saying how they would keep the secret!! And what a beautiful couple they make!!
Monday comes and Lila is in her throne of lies with everyone at her feet, telling for third time how Adrien declared his undeniable love for her, when he enters the classroom.
One moment Adrien is peacefully entering the classroom and the next sausage girl is climbing him trying to put her nasty lips on his… So when Marinette entered the classroom seconds later she found her boyfriend being harassed by the liar and everyone cheering her for it.
“Uuhh… What is happening?” Adrien looked at her pleading for her help. “Why are you harassing Adrien?”
“Me?” Lila left Adrien free to end the Maribrat once and for all “You’re the one who stalked my boyfriend so much he didn’t want to be your friend anymore! You’re an awful person and now everyone knows it!”
“What is she talking about?” Marinette looked at Adrien who only grimaced.
“Adrien told us how you and him are no longer friends. It looks that he finally found out your true colors”
“Adrien that’s the worst way to tell people we are dating”
Key everyone lose their cool. The class find out about Lila’s lies and apologize to Marinette for doubting her. Ms. Bustier finds out about everything and tell Mr. Democles, Lila is suspend and pays for everything she’s done. Adrien and Marinette become the annoyingly sweet couple we all know they would be. And everyone loves them.
The end.
OH MY GOD YES YES YES TO ALL OF THIS
I LOVE THIS, YES YES YES
Yamaguchi: [looking in the mirror] what's up you anxious bisexual fuck
Tomas : Oh, you want to hit me?
Günther : Yes!
Tomas : You can't even reach my shoulders. What you're gonna do, headbutt my legs?
Günther : Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Margot : What are your best qualities?
Günther : I'm bi, I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Tomoe, about Adrien: So you like him?
Kagami: Yes.
*some time later*
Tomoe, about Marinette: So you like her now?
Kagami: Yes.
Tomoe: I don't understand. Who do you like? Girls? Boys?
Kagami: YES.
unpopular opinion: 1b deserved better in the joint training arc
YES, THEY FUCKING DID
BNHA TAG!
favorite student: TOKOYAMIII OFC!! or setsuna both are my bbs!! 🥺
least favorite student: mineta 😳
favorite teacher: vlad king 😌
favorite pro hero: miruko or hawks (tight sitch rn tho)
best quirk: permeation (rip 😔)
worst quirk: mineta’s lmao
student that doesn’t deserve to be in class 1a: mineta again
student that does deserve to be in class 1a: if we are talking about attention, DEFINETLY setsuna or honenuki, but either way the classes were not seperated by power so then shinso! (or he could be in 1b that would be like the same)
favorite villain: SPINNER, MR COMPRESS OR GETEN!!!
favorite character overall: tokoyami and setsuna 😌🥰🤪
would you be a hero, villain or vigilante?: any of them sound dope but prob a hero because i want a dope costumes LMAOO
anyone who wants to do it should!! 🥺 i found it on tik tok and i thought it would be fun idk 🥺 i think i’ll tag @chibi-rach @softforshigi @energizedvenus @lotex-votex @ellectric-blue @tahjirou (altho i know u don’t do tags, just in case heh 💖🥺) @straykvixx @sunbeamwrites @mrs-kaminari @common--ghost @jess-1234567 @todorokisprincess EITHER WAY I LOVE U GUYS SO JUST IN CASE 🥰😗✌️
also if i didn’t tag you, do it either way lmaoo
Wasn’t tagged, but hey, quarantine procrastination does stuff. Might as well give it a go!
favorite student: From Class 1-A, Aoyama, Tokoyami or Yaoyorozu. From Class 1-B, Tokage, Kendo or Fukidashi!
least favorite student: You thought I would say Mineta, but it was Tsutsutaka Agoyamoto (the one guy with the big-ass chin in General Studies)! Okay but out of 1-A students then probably Mineta.
favorite teacher: Vlad King because he’s Dad King-
favorite pro hero: Our Lord and Savior Wash Hawks, Mirko or Ryukyu
best quirk: In terms of what I want to have? Creation! Really handy and all I have to do to use it is eat! yes i know it’s more complicated than that and it requires you to be big-brained but shut
worst quirk: I know it’s cheating not using any of the popular quirks but personally I would hate to have Shame (the quirk of that one guy Hawks stopped nonchalantly). Like, if I had that quirk I would never use it, I have a dignity to preserve!
student that doesn’t deserve to be in class 1a: In terms of story out of universe and not in-universe? Yeah. Gonna have to be Mineta.
student that does deserve to be in class 1a: Shiozaki was originally supposed to be in Class 1-A, but her hair was too hard for Horikoshi to draw all the time (understandable lol). So I think she’d be great in the class! Shoda would also be a great option since he was also originally supposed to be in 1-A.
favorite villain: Twice, Mr. Compress, or Gentle and La Brava. Rappa and Mustard are also pretty under-appreciated, too!
favorite character overall: According to backstory and character? Aoyama. According to my heart? Kendo or Tokage.
would you be a hero, villain or vigilante?: Realistically, I’d just be a citizen because I’d either be too weak or too lazy to even attempt any of these roles haha. But if I had to be one of these, I probably would end up being a hero because it’s morally right and I don’t have to go to bed with the fear of getting arrested lol
If you wanna have a go at this tag, go nuts!
This seemed cool and since I'm too lazy to log into my personal, imma just do this here !
Favourite student : from 1-A, Denki, Tokoyami, Tsuyu & Mina . From 1-B, Ibara, Kosei, Manga and Shihai . But I also really like Reiko and Sen . Oh, and Shinso ! And we can say Monoma, but he's a bit complicated .
Least favourite student : I'm basic, but Mineta . Aaand Bakugo.
Favourite teacher : I- I don't have one rip
Favourite pro hero : Mt. Lady and Edgeshot, Hakws is a graceful third .
Best quirk : for me, it's Black ! I love the concept and the whole quirk itself, I'd really love to posess it .
Worst quirk : I have to agree with what is said above ... Shame is just ... no . Even though I'd be strong bc I'm socially awkward -
Student that deserved to be in class 1-A : Shiozaki and the two recommend students from 1-B - Setsuna & Juzo ! And also Shinso .
Student that doesn't deserved to be in class 1-A : honestly, I think no one ? Bc yeah, I get it, some of them are *takes a deeps breath* problematic, but still .
Favourite villain : Handy Man Tomura and Mr. Compress . I also find Mustard interesting, I wanna know more about him .
Favourite character overall : Denki . He was my first fav & still is my number one . But the others are really close to my heart, too .
Would you want to be a hero, a villain or a vigilante : let's pretend I'm not a dumbass procastinator who can hardly communicate with strangers hero, bc it's good and for the good .
Not tagging anyone, if you want to, go on !
Thaddeus : 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you .
Dorota : THERE ARE 8 PLANETS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE !
Thaddeus : VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
Class 1-B: Quirk Training Headcanons
So I revisited the Forest Training Camp Arc and started considering how the kiddos of 1-B trained their own quirks, and I ended up doing an entire headcanon dump. Here ya go! Yes, it’s written in present tense because I was a dumbass using the wikia’s 1-A descriptions as references-
Monoma: Runs around the training area, copying his classmates’ quirks and using as many of them as he can at once, for as long as possible. This is to improve his quirk proficiency, how many quirks he can handle at once, and how long he can hold quirks for. The running around also helps with his physical capabilities.
Tetsutetsu/Kendo: Tetsutetsu steels his body while being attacked by Kendo with her enlarged fists, similar to the training regiment of Kirishima and Ojiro. This improves the strength and durability of both their quirks.
Shiozaki: She stretches out her vines as far as she can, while also tunnelling them through the ground, to improve their range, strength and power. [Alternatively, Shiozaki grows out her vines, constantly disconnecting and regrowing them, to improve how many vines she can grow and create.]
Tsunotori: She constantly fires and regenerates horns to increase how fast and strong she can shoot them. Occasionally, she rams her horns into solid rock to improve their durability.
Awase: Welds as many objects together as possible without stopping. This is to increase his endurance in his palms, as well as his speed in welding.
Kaibara: Engages in strength training with Tiger [this was shown in canon, iirc]. After this training, he spins multiple parts of his body as fast as he can to improve his turn speed and strength, and to decrease dizziness.
Rin: Constantly shoots targets with his scales to improve his scale generation and firing rates.
Tsuburaba: Tsuburaba holds his breath while dunking his head underwater to improve his lung capacity. [I was considering getting him to just go swimming, but I’m not sure if the forest they were in had a lake.]
Komori: She repeatedly produces spores to improve her mushroom output.
Kuroiro: Kuroiro fuses himself with dark objects and tries moving them while fused. This increases his degree of control over black objects while fused.
Honenuki: Softens and unsoftens as wide of an area as possible to increase his quirk’s range.
Kamakiri: Kamakiri strikes solid rock with his blades to strengthen and sharpen them.
Shishida: Engages in strength training with Tiger [also shown in canon iirc], and continues to spar with him in both his normal state and his beast state.
Shoda: Also engages in strength training with Tiger [I feel like he should, considering his quirk]. After this training, he practices destroying items with nothing but his bare hands, the other items around him, and his quirk. This is so he can improve his strength and the impact capacity of his quirk.
Yanagi: Uses her quirk to move heavy objects to increase the maximum amount of weight she can lift with it.
Fukidashi: Fukidashi does shouting exercises, like Koda. This is to train his voice so he doesn’t get a sore throat as often.
Bondo: Sits on a cliff and produces glue continuously. This increases his glue capacity, as well as its deploying speed.
Tokage: She splits her body into as many pieces as she can, sends her parts far, before recalling them and reforming. She then repeats this process, making sure to split in a different way each time. This is to increase her proficiency in controlling her parts, how far she can send them from her main mass, and how many ways she can split.
Kodai: Kodai grows and shrinks items as large and as small as she can to increase her quirk’s growth capacity. [Honestly, I’m not sure about what weaknesses she would have with her quirk. I was considering maybe she got sick from overuse like Uraraka as another reference, but we already have the Kirishima/Tetsutetsu parallels and Kodai’s fingertips-together similarity is more like a little reference, so I decided against making that her quirk’s drawback.]
Off topic, but these are genius
If these four dipshits teamed up, Class 1-A would be fucked
They'd be
Flight attendant : Before we take off, please make sure all small objects are secured .
Kolos, smiling and looking at Hunor :
Hunor : What ?
Kolos, whispering : Do you feel safe ?
Hunor : I hate you .
Klavdiya : First of all, language !
Klavdiya : Second of all, FUCK !
Hikari : I'm cold .
Kuro : Here, have my jacket .
- meanwhile -
Mejā : Suikomu, I'm cold too .
Suikomu : Want me to set you on fire ?
Shiori : Apologize to Omega .
Iwa : Ugh fine .
Iwa : Unfuck you or whatever .
Some Twitter posts and Google search histories I made as WIP misc
Enjoy