Incorrectly Canon ML Quotations

A blog full of incorrect Miraculous Ladybug quotes, with all of the wonderful characters from the show's amazing cast. Mostly SFW, but NSFW posts are tagged. She/her pronouns.

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may i present: the boy band au

Nobody:

No one at all:

Not even Hawk Moth:

Luka and Adrien, singing: BRING THE BEAT IN!

Nino: *comes running in with flower crowns, putting them on Kagami, Marinette and Alya*

Luka/Adrien/Nino: BABY, IT'S YOU! *point to the girls* YOU'RE THE ONE I LOVE! YOU'RE THE ONE I NEED!

Alya: *laughing and trying not to blush*

Marinette: *blushing and giggling*

Kagami: *hiding her face in her hands and trying not to die of embarrassment and/or laugh*

Luka, Adrien and Nino: *walk away, smiling and continuing to happily sing in-tune* WHEN I NEED YOU, YOU MAKE EVERYTHING STOP! FINALLY, YOU PUT MY LOVE ON TOP!

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Marinette's our friend and SHE'S CRAZY!

Alix

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Chat Noir: *pulls out a gun*

Ladybug: Kitty, I said no guns!

Chat Noir: I thought you said 'no gum'.

Ladybug: But you're also chewing gum!

Chat Noir, blowing a bubble: I'm a wildcard ;)

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You light ONE bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!

Hawk Moth

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Chat Noir: *opens his bedroom window and leans out*

Chat Noir: YOU HEAR THAT, PARIS? CHAT NOIR'S TIME HAS COME! SO LOOK OUTSIDE-

Chat Noir: *falls out the window*

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Can you believe the zoo didn't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Everyone at the party's gonna be sitting there, thinking 'look at that guy. He couldn't even get a big cat'.

Kim

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Chloe: Hey, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best!

Zoe, under her breath: Again, exact definition.

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Rena Rouge: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you'd lost over the years!

Chat Noir: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Ryuko: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Vesperia: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Ladybug: Mental stability, my old friend!

Rena Rouge:

Rena Rouge: ...Could you guys lighten up a little?

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You can't run from the future.

Bunnix

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Adrien: *is precious and doesn't deserve this*

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Alya, talking about Nino: You ever just look at your boyfriend?

Marinette: IF I HAD ONE.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎊

Thank you so much, anon! <3

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Wait, is it your birthday today?

Where I live, we have the habit of throwing eggs at the lucky ones...

Consider yourself with two dozen broken eggs in your pretty little head. 😘😘😘😘

(Excuse my late reply) Lol, thanks? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that before! It sounds really fun, though. I just would hate to get it in my mouth (yuck).

But thank you for the birthday wishes! And yes, it was on the third :)

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Marinette: I still can't get over what's happening.

Marinette: I mean, this should've been a normal school year. Instead, we're involved in a major crisis. And we've got to save the Earth!

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Pigella: Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm

Pigella: Gay.

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Marinette: Tikki! Quick! Get the leader!

Tikki: You are the leader.

Marinette:

Marinette: Tikki! Quick! Get another leader!

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Happy Birthday!!

THANK YOU :D