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i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

aokozaki

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

susiephone

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

ckret2

nymphoutofwater

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

doubleca5t

An actual World Heritage Post

dykecosette

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

definitelynotlazav

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

yd12k

thefallling

WHERES THAT POST FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE FICTION CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY SPIDERS GEORG!!!!

nimmieamee

I have never been on the same page as fandom’s clear communication fetishists and I never will be. I love miscommunication, concealment, pigheadedness, and lies. I think characters should talk around what they have to say and ignore each other and impute needs and beliefs onto others that have nothing to do with those other people and everything to do with maintenance of the ego. A little clear communication is fine but it should come at the end and be earned by repeated instances of snobbery, tomfoolery, self righteousness, or blockheadedness. If you decide you hate a character just because that character isn’t communicating in the way a therapist might coach them to, well consider that people don’t actually talk like that at all and that most of us get things wrong many times before we inch our way out of the labyrinthine darkness of our own heads.

syakesan

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

syakesan

no healing, no living, go KILL

syakesan

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

homunculus-argument

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

anarcho-smarmyism

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

peppermintquartz

saintfelina

bonni

I'm afraid there's a humongous fungus amongus

bonni

I should have way more followers because you all know that if fucking gayarsonist or some shit had posted this it would have 20k by now I'm so sick of this shit I'm so tired of the elitism on this fucking website I'm going to log off and work on some recreational activities *goes into my basement and continues to dismember the body*

itsfinalgirl

Columbus (2017)

rogers-carter

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.08 - Follow Me My Friend / To Glory At The End

dailymanners

When in public areas such as public transportation avoid playing music and videos out loud. If there's a song you really want to listen to or a video you really want to watch but you don't have headphones, it can wait until you get somewhere private.

Phone and tablet speakers aren't exactly the best quality speakers which makes the sounds played out loud on them anywhere from unpleasant to painful to listen to, and this only gets worse if someone has sensory issues. When sharing public areas you need to be mindful that not everyone wants to listen to the same videos or music you do and it's unfair for you to impose your music and videos on strangers in public.