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we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

thecryptkeeper

seobot

evilscientist3

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

jame7t

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

assiraphales

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

assiraphales

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

steveyockey

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

kaaaaaaarf

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?