[vriskakinnieaynrand]

we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.

[dabneycoleperson]

[felipeiv]

[eatpussypraylove]

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[dragoness-witch]

my demon blade, cursed amulet, and haunted armor have never led me astray before

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[rockstar-vamp]

Don’t spoil the odyssey? Brother you’ve had 3000 years to read it

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[theslabofmeat]

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[angelicguy]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[crazysodomite]

art is meant to torture people painfully

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki