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one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

madenthusiasms

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

ijessbest

Don’t let him influence you Midoriya…

1verre2trop-official

corrupting the sunshine

nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

#psa

waffleehause

It came to me in a vision

#Voltron #Legendary Defender #VLD #Lance McClain #Red Paladin #Keith Kogane #Black Paladin #Kosmo #Kosmo the Abyssal Space-Wolf

compass-strategies

Call your representatives. Tell them to vote no on H.R. 22 SAVE Act.

yipyipallyall

[ID: "H.R.22 - SAVE Act:

I'm married and I have a RealID drivers license. Will this be accepted as proof of US Citizenship?

NO. With the exception of 5 states (NY, WA, VT, MI, MN). Your Real ID will not be accepted as proof of citizenship when registering to vote.

Will my birth certificate provide proof, even though it shows my maiden name?

NO. Proof of citizenship cannot be verified by your birth certificate if the name does not match.

Will my marriage license provide this proof if I bring it with my birth certificate and RealID?

NO. Since marriage licenses do not specify citizenship you would need to bring a passport or active military ID with papers.

I'm already registered to vote. I'm I guaranteed that I won't have to re-register?

NO. As the bill currently stands, there is no requirement to notifiy you if your name is removed from existing registration database." End ID.]

...

Believe it or not, the situation is actually a little worse than this.

In the 5 listed states (Michigan, Minnesota, New York, Vermont, & Washington) you can get an "enhanced" drivers license, which counts as proof of citizenship. Just a regular driver's license from one of these states won't be sufficient to allow you to vote under the SAVE Act.

It is likely quicker and cheaper to get an enhanced ID than to go through the passport process if you live in one of these states, but there is a process requiring you to share various documents and pay additional fees.

doyouknowthemossinman

CALL YOUR SENATORS

#psa #fck this shit #fuck this shit

hungwy

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

hungwy

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

hungwy

and here comes my favorite boy…

weaselle

okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.

we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.

and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of

1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and

2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT

you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies

i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet

thememedaddy

#it’s like that old adage #‘’life’s tough when you got shit for brains’’

fairycosmos

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

#i think id be a really really good casting director #my brand of ‘tism makes me able to recognize actors incredibly well #i can usually watch even minor or side characters & be able to remember what ive seen them in before #i had ppl in college say that i was ‘’IMDB irl’’#& i honestly feel that that ‘talent’ is wasted doing what i do

beemovieerotica

#omg #bless #‘’chasing that high ever since’’#i fucking love that

b0n33pile

I think, as much as Midnight's character was comedic relief, one very important aspect and social criticism comes through sometimes that I really love. (This is discussed more in Vigilantes than MHA tbh)

Her first costume was ruled 'too revealing' and not even a year after her debut the state issued a law about how much skin a superhero is allowed to show.

And in Vigilantes, Mic uses a very interesting way to describe that. He says 'Instead of society changing, they changed the law'.

I just think that's very interesting because for Midnight's quirk it does make sense to have access to a lot of skin, just as it does for Momo's. But because they're women, they have to follow restrictions while heros like Eijirou (men) can walk around shirtless all they like.

Idk I really like that 'failed revolutionary' aspect of Midnight's character a lot