all these kids got no hope Ɛ>

Chai/Mimi !! | he/him prounons!! | multi-fandom but I'm. back into undertale again...| Im salt and vinegar and everything sinister! | pfp by my bestie hello!

[aflowergarden]

Most of my posts recently have been answering asks and somehow they all involve eating things. It's wonderful. I love consuming objects

[aflowergarden]

*flicks a coin into your face*

oh thankyou I've been looking for this. I say with my mouth full and a suspicious crunching noise is made.

[aflowergarden]

hands you something i found outside that might be a flower and might be a weed and scurries away

This is sokind of you. Eats it whole

[aflowergarden]

How do you like your legs?

i?? Uhh? I mean I guess it depends what kind we're talking about. I like barbecue chicken pretty okay. I'm not a huge fan of fried chicken because it tends to be too greasy and overwhelming for me but like grilled drumsticks are good.... I don't like pork or beef very much. Fish don't have legs so. No opinion on that. Uh. If we're talking about human legs??? They exist ig?? I don't really have much opinion on this I don't find myself attracted to human legs. Or. Or any other legs???

[sweeneydino]

I kinda liked that movie.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Feeling so normal about this

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Vibin' with the soot sprites! Little fellows!🎵

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[sephiebutsepia-deactivated20200]

I FOUND IT

[adragonhoardingstories]

I finally lay my eyes upon this glorious post myself

[aflowergarden]

How do you like your eggs

Ough hard question. I like them scrambled and fried and poached and boiled but only when they're done very specific ways. I'll usually go with scrambled eggs with a fuck ton of pepper and cook them until they're like a little soft? Not underdone but a little bit wet so they finish cooking outside the pan. Fried eggs have to be cooked like u would cook sunny side up eggs and then seared for just a second on the other side to make sure the whites are fully cooked. Poached eggs I don't have much to say about actually but I cook them longer than you're really supposed to because otherwise they're weird and goopy. And hard boiled eggs will be eaten if needed no matter how cooked they are but they're best when you boil them for nine minutes. Also I won't let anyone else cook my eggs if I can help it so one know my taste buds like me...

[apolladay]

How many library cards do you have

* none

* just one

* 2

* 3

* 4

* 5

* 6

*7

*8

* 9+

* I’ve lost count!

* see results

How many library cards do you have

none

just one

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9+

I’ve lost count!

see results

Voting ended onApr 2

[ninjasmudge]

bugs in aprils kitchen

[appaeve]

yeah

[writingdose]

education is important

[parkchanwoohoo]

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem

[tonysaintborgi]

[ootpositivity]

Have fun, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.