[hmslusitania]

Tilde, Eggsy’s future wife: *gives him a puppy*

Eggsy: *gives harry a puppy*

[love-me-like-autumn]

[polar-biscuit-deactivated202603]

as requested by some of you, sansa and margaery wedding!

[leonardslee]

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

[20/?] (insp.)

[marauders4evr]

Friendly reminder that Vincent van Gogh willingly checked himself into an asylum so that he could get better, resulting in him creating some of the most iconic paintings of his entire career, done in the asylum, when he was being treated 24/7, because he finally didn’t have to struggle with his demons and could instead focus on his muse, WHICH WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Remember this little insignificant painting?

How about this one?

Check this one out:

All of these and more were painted in the asylum when he was receiving treatment for his mental illnesses and I know I just said that but I said it again and I’m saying it a third time until you dramatic abled assholes understand!

VINCENT VAN GOGH

- KNEW THAT HE WAS MENTALLY ILL

- WANTED TO CHANGE THAT

- WENT TO AN ASYLUM

- GOT THE HELP HE NEEDED

- PAINTED SOME ICONIC MASTERPIECES AS A RESULT!

SO DON’T YOU DARE COME OUT HERE WITH THIS, “I WISH I WAS DEPRESSED SO I COULD BE AS CREATIVE AS VAN GOGH” BULLSHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE KNEW THAT HIS DEMONS WERE HARMING HIS WORK, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS HEALTH, AND HE DID EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO FIGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE, UNTIL THEY ENDED UP WINNING! 

[textsfromthetailors]

(786): He’s got a british accent, a tongue ring, and he’s wearing an eye patch… Of course I’m fucking him

[belovedbane]

ALEC APPRECIATION WEEKS 2017: Week Two

► Favorite Malec Moment(s) - Alec + falling in love

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels — films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective

[alessiajontrunfio]

Would you pretty please draw jily? Your art is so perfect

they were clearly in love :) uhuhuh!

[prettiestcaptain]

A handy guide to the Hale pack’s emissary

[unwinthehart]

harry and eggsy getting married right so like what if roxy has enough of merlin's will-he-won't-he bullshit so she just goes straight ahead to merlin in the reception and like "isnt it common knowledge that the best man and the bride's maid to hook up?" "roxy you're eggsy's best woman" "whatever you wanna hook up anyways?" so they left even before harry and eggsy cut the cake

Merlin being slower than a glacier and Roxy being so done™So she goes and gets herself some, because she didn’t squeeze herself into that dress to go back to her room alone, thank you very much.

[suruvalas]

“Sänkykauppaan mennessä on hyvä varata aikaa ja kokeilla vuoteita rauhassa myyjän kanssa.”

- Aamulehti 3.3.2007

[its-a-mountain]

I ‘m trying a new comic. but I don’t think I can get finished it….😂 I’ll do my best.

[maisie-williamss]

Maisie Williams at the ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 Premiere in Hollywood, California (April 10, 2016)

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[thievcsguild]

I’m still disappointed to this day that Harry never got anything of Lily’s, that was just Lily’s, only Lily’s. Throughout the series it’s mentioned over and over again that he had her eyes and her protection from Voldemort  and her ability to love. But he had James’ hair and his skills in flying and his bad eyesight. And he got to hold his father’s Invisibility Cloak in his hands and his map and his mirror he used to talk to Sirius. And for a short while, he had his father’s friends too, who undoubtedly were friends with Lily as well. But when you think of the Marauders you think of James. The only thing of Lily’s he really even got to hold was part of a letter she had written to someone else. And he reacted so profoundly to it too! He was in awe of a piece of paper that his mother had held, that had a message she had written, had chosen every word of and written down. I just wish Harry had had something tangible to hold, to marvel at, to take down from a cabinet one day and kneel down in front of his children and say “this was my mother’s”