Life is a Fairytale

But a really fucked up German one, so yeet that frog, Baby!

[afrogonthewall]

if you ever thought you were confused, imagine how I felt earlier when Grim confidently insisted I told him about a Skulduggery Pleasant character called "Mr Mctastybacon"

[afrogonthewall]

Stared at him for five minutes trying to figure out why he looks so weird then realized I forgot the bow tie

[afrogonthewall]

You're telling me I'm expected to see all these announcements within three days and not completely lose my mind about it???

[afrogonthewall]

You said you wanted the beard in the partition of Viggo, right?

Thanks. I saw that you're planning to reassemble Viggo. Here

have Ruffnut's hair. I'm sure it will look great on him

[afrogonthewall]

@the-daily-grimborn here's the pictures I promised you of Herbert on vacation

and here's how I imagine him moving around like this

(and a GIF version because I was in Flipaclip anyway so why not)

[the-daily-grimborn]

Wide Puti- Viggo, wide Viggo.

[afrogonthewall]

You fool! Your wide Viggo is no match for my unnecessarily tall Krogan

[the-daily-grimborn]

Your unnecessarily tall Krogan might be able to defeat my wide Viggo but is it able to defeat my weirdly flat Dagur?!

[afrogonthewall]

Fuck you sideways Johann!

[the-daily-grimborn]

With this treasure I summon upside down Stoick!

[afrogonthewall]

Circular Mildew, attack!

[the-daily-grimborn]

Thin Fishlegs!

Ignore Heather, she was just used for size comparisions.

[afrogonthewall]

Count your days, shredded Gothi is going to get you!

(also, in case anyone ready this and expected a buff old woman: I'm sorry, but sadly I do not have the artistic talent to make that a reality)

[the-daily-grimborn]

Wide Puti- Viggo, wide Viggo.

[afrogonthewall]

You fool! Your wide Viggo is no match for my unnecessarily tall Krogan

[the-daily-grimborn]

Your unnecessarily tall Krogan might be able to defeat my wide Viggo but is it able to defeat my weirdly flat Dagur?!

[afrogonthewall]

Fuck you sideways Johann!

[the-daily-grimborn]

With this treasure I summon upside down Stoick!

[afrogonthewall]

Circular Mildew, attack!

[the-daily-grimborn]

Wide Puti- Viggo, wide Viggo.

[afrogonthewall]

You fool! Your wide Viggo is no match for my unnecessarily tall Krogan

[the-daily-grimborn]

Your unnecessarily tall Krogan might be able to defeat my wide Viggo but is it able to defeat my weirdly flat Dagur?!

[afrogonthewall]

Fuck you sideways Johann!

[the-daily-grimborn]

Wide Puti- Viggo, wide Viggo.

[afrogonthewall]

You fool! Your wide Viggo is no match for my unnecessarily tall Krogan

[afrogonthewall]

The background changed to black and white right when she says adore!!!

[depressedtoasterwhoshigh]

wait... what do you MEAN I actually exist as a physical being who can be perceived by others and NOT just someone whos spectating other peoples lives????? 😨😨😨

[the-daily-grimborn]

Why's the toaster philosophing? I just wanted toast...

[depressedtoasterwhoshigh]

Did you want some existential dread with that toast?

[the-daily-grimborn]

Actually just some butter but I guess existential dread's also fine

[afrogonthewall]

One of the funniest things in Stardew Valley is when you enter the house of a villager you're friends with but mostly meet around town so all the cut scenes just play at once

[the-daily-grimborn]

Remember that picture I sent you of Viggo pointing?

You should put him with the Mean Girls so they can judge us together

Took too many attempts.

[afrogonthewall]

that's exactly what I pictured, thank you

[the-daily-grimborn]

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[afrogonthewall]

I honestly would have loved an AU where Viggo doesn't die immediately after getting redeemed and goes back to the Dragon's Edge with Hiccup instead, not only because I think there's a lot of potential for different storylines and relationship dynamics with the other characters, but also because I would love to see Dagur's reaction when Hiccup introduces Viggo as a new Dragon Rider and he just has a fucking Skrill

[afrogonthewall]

and today on: wtf is this game doing?

[the-daily-grimborn]

Toothless, but- well... uhh, yeah...

[afrogonthewall]

they're best friends :)