You're not supposed to be here.

But you're welcome to stay. he/him 17

[afrominican]

Opening up the toilet to find a fat unflushed log is the same feeling as getting fooled by a mimic chest.

[ejactulationzach]

Idk why u gotta to believe in quantum immortality to become a supreme court justice but, hey, who am i to question the founding dads ?

[typenull]

[typenull]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[spiribia]

Everyone knows the “LMNOP” is the best part of the alphabet song but i think “QRS, TUV” is underrated. it is quite beautiful, like the querying lyricism of a songbird babbling to itself in the misty morning after it rained

[layton-heritage-posts]

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[layton-heritage-posts]

ABSOLUTELY CATACLYSMIC WRONG BLOG MOMENT. WORST MOMENT OF MY CAREER.

[afrominican]

Tumblr is really fucking set on showing me ads of horses giving birth and I don't know how to make it stop :[

[nebyoolah]

🐟 salmon Follow

haaate having to swim up this waterfall why don't we just go somewhere else 😭 at least it's smooth sailing afterwards, thank Guppy for that 🙏 1310 notes

🐻 gr1zzl1e Follow

not a fan of doxxing but pretty sure i just found @/salmon's river lol

🐻 teddi-bear Follow

👀

#teddi reblogs #panda don't look

534 notes

🐟 salmon Follow

why are there paws in the water 980 notes

[unreality-tv-cohost]

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

I don't care how full the moon is if you're a werewolf that spams howling in TEXT CHANNELS just know that all the other wws in the server fucking hate you

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

Um,, this is actually really disheartening for wws who don't have access to other outlets to hear :(

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Have you heard of a notes app

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It's not the same,,, and some of us don't have irl werefriends to howl with :(

🪡 stitchedd_witnolimb Follow

Does the server not have a howling voice channel?

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It does but I'm embarrassed of my howl... I haven't had time to practice

❤️‍🔥 werk_wolf536 Follow

PRACTICE?? GIRL.

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

@/wolffy_gurll45 please don't tell me you're unturned

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

I'll be turned by this weekend... I'm meeting up with my long distance werefriend who said she was willing to do it

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Nvm guys post cancelled

🕶️ us_wollf Follow

AWOOOOO OHWOOOOOOOOOO

[junglejim4322]

if I was assaulted and some tiktoker made a video for their stupid fucking true crime page and said I was “graped” I would send them anthrax in the mail

[tiruvenkadu]

y’all have no idea how much i need this to be reality

[save-family]

Urgent update my little brother is dying 😭

Today we took our little brother to the hospital because he suffers from an infection that affects his breathing and causes him pain. I hope that every living conscience will help us save our young son’s life and donate any amount you can.

Unfortunately, there is no treatment in the hospital for my little. Help us before it is too late.

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey, this is the account belonging to the sister of @save-hijazi-family2. same campaign, which has been confirmed to be real.

their campaign is here:

Donate to Save Mohamed and his elderly parents from genocide, organized by Ahmed Awad

Hello everyone, I'm Ahmed Awad, This link is for my friend Mohammed and … Ahmed Awad needs your support for Save Mohamed and his elderly par

do not hesitate to reblog and donate, please!

[save-amal-family]

We still in danger , still in genocid and still need your support🏮🏮🏮🏮

[save-amal-family]

Half way to reach 80K thanks for every donor who cares about my tragedy and suffering 💔

[iomoonofjuputer]

funniest comics online

bizbun by obligatorymorningfart/joeobligations, but also all of their kingdom hearts comics and whatnot too riotously funny. immaculate pacing. speaks for itself

KC GREEN THE KING OF WEBCOMIC THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT this link might die at some point. sorry. just google kc green it wont ever not go to the guy. dark humor like no one else online.

val and isaac by tredlocity this shit is humbly hilarious. this is the single most plotlike comic in this list. apart from being clever type funny, its also just got good characters

xkcd by randall munroe. you know xkcd. this comic is like untouched levels funny but only if youre a huge fucking nerd

↓zone 4 comics which r alike↓

crawfishcomic

g0m's comics

^crawfishcomic and g0m make the same breed of absurd funnies. its where to find the good shit if youre picky about absurd funnies like me^

this is my list of funniest comcs online (that occur to me right now.) for well crafted plot look elsewhere, or at val and isaac i spose. this is the funnyzone baby

[malibuklaus]

[dr-retard]

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[sylferino]

I still can't believe ice cream trucks are a thing it's so funny