[crtter]

IS THAT A FUCKING MANATEE

[crtter]

I mean sure sure zooboomafoo is there too but look at this guy! He has hair!

[mr-elementle]

That's justin mcelroy

[crtter]

Mr. McElroys, sirs… it’s an honor…

[seizememesofproduction]

[draculas-tits]

[thebittervampire]

Bioshock Infinite • the beauty of Columbia 10/?

[thegaymerist]

spider splicer: im gonna gut you like a fish! 

jack trying to get a research bonus:

[ofswordsandpens]

I love the scene in pride and prejudice 2005 where Elizabeth is running for her life from the Darcy estate and Darcy catches up with her right before she can escape but I would kill for another perspective shot of Darcy because you don’t actually get to see Darcy run after her, but you can hear his footsteps on the stairs and then he’s suddenly there in the frame striding up to her and I just know that man flew down those steps. Elizabeth had the entire full staircase head start, Darcy no where in sight, then you can suddenly hear him tearing down the stairs in a span of like two seconds max which tells me he was absolutely leaping down those stairs like four steps at time just to catch up with her. absolute insanity.

[valtsv]

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

[valtsv]

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

[guerrillatech]

[thyrell]

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

[funnytwittertweets]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[shanastoryteller]

i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy

[shanastoryteller]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

[exitwound]

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

[existential-celestial]

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

[soracities]

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

[thebootydiaries]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[worm]

the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[outworldsorcerer]

the beauty of bioshock | gameography

[force-ghostt]

“Do I look civilised to you?”

Keanu Reeves in John Wick (2014) | Dir. Chad Stahelski.