my name is etc

sometimes a writer, sometimes a cinephile, and always a shitposter • fandom mess and multishipper • hyperfixated on detroit: become human and star trek • proud bunparent • frenchie, they/them, 25+yo

[littlehaize]

ao3 | ko-fi | carrd

sort of a detroit: become human account

i made the simarkus tumblr community

my dbh events: simarkus week 2025 / masterpost

some non fandom tags: #windy rambles / #windy answers #my stuff / #my writing #tag game / #ask game #for when sad #adulting/ #resources / #useful

[littlehaize]

As per my last poll asking if people would prefer if the Polycho Bingo became a Jericrew Bingo, I'm changing it to Jericrew Bingo

With this change made I'm opening the prompt suggestions again for people who wanted more platonic ones, this is your moment. Send them in the comments here, in my askbox or dms, as many as you want!

Deadline is June 8th.

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[temporarymarker]

Doomed Yaoi....

The reason both Markus and Simon have their LEDs as earrings is because I wanted them to have matching elements in their designs, I also personally believe that for deviants trading LEDs is sorta like a proposal or something similar to that. I am losing it

[oberonsson]

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

[anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019]

😮

[garrettauthor]

Oh NO.

[treacleaergia]

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

[dirtyriver]

Alicia Archer

[ex-sang-uination]

my bi heart………

[ohmightysmiter]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

[nyx-belial]

*dies*

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit.

[notlostonanadventure]

GAY KNIGHTS

[unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva]

Fellas I’m real gay

[thecarrott]

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

[rockitcat]

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

[moringmark]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[temporarymarker]

Woe DBH fanart be upon ye, however my artstyle is so damn inconsistent, I'm being thrown in and out of art block, and it's mostly Markus

(and I'm also afraid of being jumped for stealing design ideas from other people... 👀)

[revivivivify]

[birdiedead]

cry

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[temporarymarker]

Lazy comic I'm never drawing north ever again, Also ignore my terrible handwriting I didn't feel like writing in cursive

[assignedmale]

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[bshmatthews]

[scripps]

Interesting how eg automated ticket barriers and self checkouts work to narrow the scope for this kind of solidarity

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.