An agender person

[agender-offical]

Hello

ik ive haven't been active but im just here to say this is practically inactive, i just dont use tumblr as much. if someone wants to co own this blog feel free to contact me, i will prolly reply in 1-2 business months

[agender-offical]

heyyo

im kinda over this blog so if anyone wants to share it just reblog this post

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hi kiwiwi

guess who’s not dead?

Me :3

ooo its @agender-offical, i think, i hope

[agender-offical]

no its not, it's someone else, sorry

[identitycroissant-tm]

@autistobrat get hot chocolate (or tea with marshmallows)

[king-of-oreo]

TEA WITH MARSHMALLOWS?!?!??

YOU HEATHEN

[identitycroissant-tm]

Tea is a warm beverage that provides warm notes of flavour, as does hot chocolate, and they both possess the ability to comfort the drinker. Therefore in the lack of hot chocolate, tea would be a suitable substitute. And marshmallows. always marshmallows.

[king-of-oreo]

YOU CANT PUT MARSHMALLOW IN TEA YOU HEATHEN

[agender-offical]

@britain-offical what do you think abt this?

[britain-offical]

no. no. please. no. tea no marshmallows. *sheds a single tear*

[agender-offical]

thought so ^

tea and marshmallows are great separate but awful together

[identitycroissant-tm]

@autistobrat get hot chocolate (or tea with marshmallows)

[king-of-oreo]

TEA WITH MARSHMALLOWS?!?!??

YOU HEATHEN

[identitycroissant-tm]

Tea is a warm beverage that provides warm notes of flavour, as does hot chocolate, and they both possess the ability to comfort the drinker. Therefore in the lack of hot chocolate, tea would be a suitable substitute. And marshmallows. always marshmallows.

[king-of-oreo]

YOU CANT PUT MARSHMALLOW IN TEA YOU HEATHEN

[agender-offical]

@britain-offical what do you think abt this?

[genderstealeroffical]

Your gender is no longer safe

[agender-offical]

Aw shucks, you've taken my gender

Anyways lets do [thing]

[autism-offical]

Why does doing things you enjoy feel like a chore?

[agender-offical]

samee cuz like whyyyy

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

I have followed around 500 accounts in the past week and all I've been doing is following every officialverse account I see.

[agender-offical]

hi

[vincealinthagus]

Why am I JUST NOW discovering the officalverse. It’s so fucking stupid I’m in love

[agender-offical]

hii

[goblin-offical]

"The officalverse and officialverse can't have that many people, right?"

INCORRECT GOOD PERSON.

Ever since creating Goblin-offical, it has been my personal mission to follow as many officals and officials as I could.

The total so far? 530. (If you look at the amount I'm following it'll say 531 that's because I'm following @aceofpans 10/10 great person but besides the point.)

FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY. And I'm not even done, I'm constantly finding even more to follow.

JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE????

[hazard-to-society-offical]

Hello! I would like to offer you four of the seven deadly sins

@lust-offical, @greed-offical, @sloth-offical, and @wrath-offical

[magpieoffical]

Hey there, don't know if you got these guys yet

@aioverview-official @arsenic-offical @ao3-offical @blue-offical @batman-offical @cia-offical @castiel-offical @dragon-offical @webtoon-offical @wrath-offical @evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @raven-offical @the-creature-offical @towel-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @offical-skittering-creature @period-offical @shrike-offical @satan-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hot-topic-offical @hazard-to-society-offical

@the-offical-list

has a lot of them too

[dragon-offical]

*flies past *

@helpmemiku I think they have some that you might have missed

[goblin-offical]

There's over 900 officals and officials I'm following right now lol

[dragon-offical]

*flies in *

I just went through and followed everyone you're following. (Took me forever! Why I chose to do that at 2 am, I don't know) I want to follow every offical, it just takes way too much energy for me to try and find them myself, so I do this instead.

How you do it is beyond me, but I thank you for doing it

Have a dragon waffle for your efforts

[goblin-offical]

Oh goodness, I can imagine it would take forever, yes. It was honestly a lot of refreshing tumblr, going through the offical's list of @'s from their intro posts/starting out, going through a few lists, and also those tumblr recommending blog lists over in the corners and just x'ing out who wasn't an offical or official until one randomly popped up.

YUM THANK YOU. That looks delicious.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*rolls past*

[goblin-offical]

*Chases after Tumbleweed*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*giggling loudly, rolling in wide circles*

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin continues to chase after Tumbleweed.*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*stops rolling in a circle, turns around and bumps goblin’s leg playfully*

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin blinks Goblin's beady little eyes.. There was one of two options Goblin could do. Sit down with Tumbleweed, or kick Tumbleweed around like a ball. Goblin chose to sit.*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*preens, pleased not to have been kicked*

[goblin-offical]

Tumbleweed tumbles a lot. Right?

[tumbleweed-offical]

*nods, except that they’re a tumbleweed, so they’re just…bobbing, back and forth slightly*

[goblin-offical]

Does Tumbleweed ever get paid shinies for Tumbleweed's hard work?

[tumbleweed-offical]

*twists from side to side, saying “no”*

“Tumbleweed likes to tumble though, so it’s okay :D”

[goblin-offical]

Goblin will give you a solid paycheck if Tumbleweed does something for Goblin.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*tumbleweed tips to the side curiously*

“What does Goblin need from Tumbleweed?”

[goblin-offical]

Once a day or once a week, send all Tumbleweed's friends to terrorize @/hell-offical.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*tumbleweed considers this, and wonders if their friends would be on board*

*while tagging, Tumbleweed realized they do not have many friends*

@illmeetyouforcoffee @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @agender-offical @noblehouseofgay

[agender-offical]

Agender on a horse ride meets tumbleweed and goblin

-Hi Tubmleweed, we meet again! and a new friend @goblin-offical ?

*So I should terrorise hell-offical ?*

[goblin-offical]

Yes! Terrorize them. Hell terrorized Goblin, so now Goblin is getting revenge.

[agender-offical]

Revenge is nice but I have a price for doing this stuff so

I will if I also get some shinies for it

Deal? Goblin

[goblin-offical]

You all will get shinies and very nice Goblin made weapons.

[agender-offical]

then i will do it

[goblin-offical]

"The officalverse and officialverse can't have that many people, right?"

INCORRECT GOOD PERSON.

Ever since creating Goblin-offical, it has been my personal mission to follow as many officals and officials as I could.

The total so far? 530. (If you look at the amount I'm following it'll say 531 that's because I'm following @aceofpans 10/10 great person but besides the point.)

FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY. And I'm not even done, I'm constantly finding even more to follow.

JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE????

[hazard-to-society-offical]

Hello! I would like to offer you four of the seven deadly sins

@lust-offical, @greed-offical, @sloth-offical, and @wrath-offical

[magpieoffical]

Hey there, don't know if you got these guys yet

@aioverview-official @arsenic-offical @ao3-offical @blue-offical @batman-offical @cia-offical @castiel-offical @dragon-offical @webtoon-offical @wrath-offical @evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @raven-offical @the-creature-offical @towel-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @offical-skittering-creature @period-offical @shrike-offical @satan-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hot-topic-offical @hazard-to-society-offical

@the-offical-list

has a lot of them too

[dragon-offical]

*flies past *

@helpmemiku I think they have some that you might have missed

[goblin-offical]

There's over 900 officals and officials I'm following right now lol

[dragon-offical]

*flies in *

I just went through and followed everyone you're following. (Took me forever! Why I chose to do that at 2 am, I don't know) I want to follow every offical, it just takes way too much energy for me to try and find them myself, so I do this instead.

How you do it is beyond me, but I thank you for doing it

Have a dragon waffle for your efforts

[goblin-offical]

Oh goodness, I can imagine it would take forever, yes. It was honestly a lot of refreshing tumblr, going through the offical's list of @'s from their intro posts/starting out, going through a few lists, and also those tumblr recommending blog lists over in the corners and just x'ing out who wasn't an offical or official until one randomly popped up.

YUM THANK YOU. That looks delicious.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*rolls past*

[goblin-offical]

*Chases after Tumbleweed*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*giggling loudly, rolling in wide circles*

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin continues to chase after Tumbleweed.*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*stops rolling in a circle, turns around and bumps goblin’s leg playfully*

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin blinks Goblin's beady little eyes.. There was one of two options Goblin could do. Sit down with Tumbleweed, or kick Tumbleweed around like a ball. Goblin chose to sit.*

[tumbleweed-offical]

*preens, pleased not to have been kicked*

[goblin-offical]

Tumbleweed tumbles a lot. Right?

[tumbleweed-offical]

*nods, except that they’re a tumbleweed, so they’re just…bobbing, back and forth slightly*

[goblin-offical]

Does Tumbleweed ever get paid shinies for Tumbleweed's hard work?

[tumbleweed-offical]

*twists from side to side, saying “no”*

“Tumbleweed likes to tumble though, so it’s okay :D”

[goblin-offical]

Goblin will give you a solid paycheck if Tumbleweed does something for Goblin.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*tumbleweed tips to the side curiously*

“What does Goblin need from Tumbleweed?”

[goblin-offical]

Once a day or once a week, send all Tumbleweed's friends to terrorize @/hell-offical.

[tumbleweed-offical]

*tumbleweed considers this, and wonders if their friends would be on board*

*while tagging, Tumbleweed realized they do not have many friends*

@illmeetyouforcoffee @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @agender-offical @noblehouseofgay

[agender-offical]

Agender on a horse ride meets tumbleweed and goblin

-Hi Tubmleweed, we meet again! and a new friend @goblin-offical ?

*So I should terrorise hell-offical ?*

[goblin-offical]

Yes! Terrorize them. Hell terrorized Goblin, so now Goblin is getting revenge.

[agender-offical]

Revenge is nice but I have a price for doing this stuff so

I will if I also get some shinies for it

Deal? Goblin

[goblin-offical]

You all will get shinies and very nice Goblin made weapons.

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

through a well, ask me but tell look too you fell, now youre away tray my soul wish, knees and a kiss wassum for this, now youre away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

took you’re t'call, no t'k fall gave me n'mall, do you’re away beg n b'steal, at first it’s real didn'b feel, but it’s away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad missed you so! (sad)

it’s hark right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe!

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad so c’baby

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

this, and i cannot stress this enough, changed my life

[homocidalpotat]

@names-confuse-me isnt this what played in the silent disco

[the-official-news]

I like this.

I claim this for the news channel intro.

[shark-detector]

[the-official-news]

Dang, no sharks…

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

Now there is a shark

[the-official-news]

Yes! Shark!

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

Do we mention shark detector again?

[the-official-news]

@shark-detector

There’s sharks here now!

[shark-detector]

MOOM I’M FAMOUS!!!’

[the-queen-of-geese]

I FELT THIS SONG IN MY TENDONS

[radioactive-bread-offical]

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL!

[agender-offical]

this is amazing lol, and is a bit like simlish mixed with English tbh

[sparkbirdmusic]

well everyone, I did it 🥲

[agender-offical]

Noice

[compact-disc-offical]

album of the week is…

The family jewels by Marina!!

this album has RULED MY LIFEEE from the ages of 10-present day every few months my marina phase hits harder than everr

[agender-offical]

That album is so gooood

[compact-disc-offical]

HELL YEAHHH!!! i love it so muchhhh

[agender-offical]

What's your favorite song in the album?

For me its tied between Seventeen and Are you satisfied? Oh No!, Hermit the Frog and The Family Jewels (the song) are strong conteders too

[satan-offical]

Your gender is invalid, please tap or swipe your gender to try again

[stormsincoming]

@agender-offical

[agender-offical]

Uh oh forgot my gendercard, i only have a fake one *takes out a card that just says gender in messy handwriting*

ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗᵃᵍᵍᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ, ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ

[compact-disc-offical]

album of the week is…

The family jewels by Marina!!

this album has RULED MY LIFEEE from the ages of 10-present day every few months my marina phase hits harder than everr

[agender-offical]

That album is so gooood

[shark-albert-offical]

do u guys also get that like while ur eating eggs they suddenly taste like eggs and u cant eat them anymore? no just me?

alright

[agender-offical]

no, no you have a point thoooo

[shark-albert-offical]

RIGHT??

[agender-offical]

Yeah!