brennan

nameless is an enderman, trust

leavingsilenceinthewake

sends you an entire parade's worth of bloodfiends

take good care of them <3

Roland curses under his breath. "Never thought I have to fight them with significantly worse equipment, but these pages will have to do."

ask-executive-manager-jane-doe

roland rly said "catch these hands pages"

#ic #💜

Yuri, got turned into a book

?????? Pardon.

gregorbud

Apparently that’s a thing that can happen. I’ve got two invitations to the library, but it sounds like if anyone goes they’re essentially as good as dead too.

thatoneemployeeeveryonehates

It Sure Is™ 👍🏼

#ic #💜

@agent-librarian-brennan

ayo welcome to tumblr. this place is called the hellsite for a reason

hkhkhhk... jeeezeeee llouuiseee.. i getcha man....

i mean ive already tripped over 20 piles of boxes and ALMOST died but heyyy.. i mean ive liivedddddd but. eh/

yeah sounds abt right lmfao

queenieofhatred-deactivated2026

[An agent gives you a box]

[Inside it, there's instructions on how to make a glitter bomb and the materials for it]

[There is also a small rock]

『 Queen of Hated has breached containment, all agents are recommended to suppress the breaching abnormality 』

🍿

scp-168

We need more bald lobotomy corp ocs we literally have an abnormality that makes you bald (and its awesome)

this guy used to be bald, but I don't like how bald people look in my art style (or just in general, tbh, but some people definitely can pull it off) 😔

#ooc

felidaethornwatch

Tired for some reason. Not sure why. I've been sleeping and eating a normal amount. Ugh. There's a whole pile of work I've been putting off, maybe that's the problem?

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

#ic

me when I don't get anything for valentine's day:

#ic

caffiene-creature-chesed

(static.)

Boss put me in charge for the day? Man, those printers really got to him! I'm pretty sure they've been contained now, so we're good. Meanwhile, ahem...

Name's Owen! I'll be around to answer things while ol' coffee man over there is takin' a nap. I see some questions already, so I'll be holdin' those off for when he wakes up again, okay? Meanwhile, I'll set some music, and stay here to make sure shit doesn't hit the fan again.

teaconsumerarbi

Little do they know my core suppression is tomorrow and I will repeatedly kill everyone in this facility.

aw shit, here we go again

hermits-greenery

sending you regret gift in the mail

”YYYYYAAAAAAYYY THANK YOU!“

no problem

I have way too fuckin many of these things

#ic

We can see

Sounds

Shit, man, pass me some of that.

Can't. Used up.

All of it.

Frei made the blunt, have him make a new one for Fluchschütze

shit, can I have some?

@der-musketmainn

Give me a bit...

(He runs off to his containment unit. Ten minutes later, he comes back, and pulls two odd looking blunts out of his pocket.)

The goopy end is the part you set on fire. Have fun.

@agent-librarian-brennan @fellshotgun

... are they supposed to look like this?

ehh, it's probably fine

( lights it and takes a drag )

... :3

( squinting up at der frei, confused )

?

was just wondering why you made that face

What face?

( imitating the expression he made just now )

:3

We can see

Sounds

Shit, man, pass me some of that.

Can't. Used up.

All of it.

Frei made the blunt, have him make a new one for Fluchschütze

shit, can I have some?

@der-musketmainn

Give me a bit...

(He runs off to his containment unit. Ten minutes later, he comes back, and pulls two odd looking blunts out of his pocket.)

The goopy end is the part you set on fire. Have fun.

@agent-librarian-brennan @fellshotgun

... are they supposed to look like this?

ehh, it's probably fine

( lights it and takes a drag )

... :3

( squinting up at der frei, confused )

?

was just wondering why you made that face

We can see

Sounds

Shit, man, pass me some of that.

Can't. Used up.

All of it.

Frei made the blunt, have him make a new one for Fluchschütze

shit, can I have some?

@der-musketmainn

Give me a bit...

(He runs off to his containment unit. Ten minutes later, he comes back, and pulls two odd looking blunts out of his pocket.)

The goopy end is the part you set on fire. Have fun.

@agent-librarian-brennan @fellshotgun

... are they supposed to look like this?

ehh, it's probably fine

( lights it and takes a drag )

... :3

( squinting up at der frei, confused )

We can see

Sounds

Shit, man, pass me some of that.

Can't. Used up.

All of it.

Frei made the blunt, have him make a new one for Fluchschütze

shit, can I have some?

@der-musketmainn

Give me a bit...

(He runs off to his containment unit. Ten minutes later, he comes back, and pulls two odd looking blunts out of his pocket.)

The goopy end is the part you set on fire. Have fun.

@agent-librarian-brennan @fellshotgun

... are they supposed to look like this?

ehh, it's probably fine

( lights it and takes a drag )

We can see

Sounds

Shit, man, pass me some of that.

Can't. Used up.

All of it.

Frei made the blunt, have him make a new one for Fluchschütze

shit, can I have some?

thefirebird-02-101

can you replicate The Blunt using a box of enkephalin

"Probably not. I doubt it would work."

Lame. I could make one.

thefirebird-02-101

"Then make it."

Okay, give me a second...

(He leaves to get a box of enkephalin.)

so who's gonna use the blunt first

I'm not going to use it. I just needed to prove a point.

(He tosses The Blunt at Firebird.)

Here.

the-silent-orchestra

-> (Accelerando simply appears in the chamber upon hearing the word "blunt")

"I want it."

you guys were passing a blunt around and didn't tell me?