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  Melissa - 23 - Australia. I don't know what I'm doing on this site anymore lol

[watsername]

shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

[animations-daily]

THE SHIBUYA INCIDENT ‣ 渋谷事変

[bestintheparsec]

#for science

[desolationlesbian]

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

[eugeniedanglars]

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

[freakoutgirl]

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

[liaraliara]

Summarise mass effect in one sentence

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[bettyrightnow]

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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[1anonyymous1]

My problem is I never healed I just kept going

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[mwagneto]

time to get into new media! sure hope i wont get unreasonably attached to a random fictional character

[mwagneto]

by talos this can't be happening

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[mctreeleth]

Don't be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.