“But...he’s the wORST”

Literally anything related to agent of shield I have a HUGE crush on Jemma Simmons no one can stop me

[agents-0f-disaster]

Hi and welcome friend!

i’m Ester and i’m 16 it is nice to meet you i’m happy your here!!💕✨

My main account is @criminalmindsmoodrn but i felt the necessity of creating a whole new page just for aos and my little obsession over them!

I ALWAYS accept a message/ask; i’m looking forward to make some new friends! As for that my dms are always open i might not respond immediately but don’t worry! i’m not ignoring you

I’m almost done i swear

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Cool thing alert ⚠️

You need to: put in the asks a name of preferably an AOS character or other character that u think i might know and a event or nothing it depends, i will put two or three quotes i have on my little quotes book!!!

[hoyt-and-cavanaugh]

[agents-0f-disaster]

Love them deeply

[fruityhahn]

new lilyjordan edit! it's meant to be the jordan loves lily edit to my last one (lily loves jordan) so i hope y'all enjoy 😄

[onefail-at-atime]

Since everyone is loving on Kathryn Hahn, can we take a moment to appreciate her work as Lily Lebowski on Crossing Jordan? Absolute angel.

[rosalie-starfall]

Kathryn Hahn

Give her all the awards

[hoyt-and-cavanaugh]

[charlieism]

i am once again putting the call out for any decent pirating/streaming sites yall got rn

[vidalswife]

"She is my scar."

I fear this was the gayest line in cinematic history.

[agents-0f-disaster]

Can’t believe that happened

[agents-0f-disaster]

Jemma drunk at a party

Jemma: hi

Fitz: hi

Jemma: Are u single?

Fitz:

Fitz: I’m married to you

Jemma: WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?

[aosbuskids]

Coulson: How was the mission?

Daisy: There was a fire

Coulson: Oh my god is everyone okay?

May: [narrowing her eyes] You started it didn’t you?

[agents-0f-disaster]

Lines that i think would fit some AOS relationship/characters edits perfectly

Fitz-simmons: Being attracted to someone’s way of thinking is a whole different level of attraction

Daisy/simmons: I like people you can have comfortable silence with

Elena-Mack: Hugging someone taller than you is the best feeling ever; you feel protected

May: i don’t lose people, people lose me…you gotta understand this

Hunter->Bobbi: she wasn’t just pretty, She was otherworldly and vaguely threatening

Philinda: “they hate each other’s” “No they don’t, not really

[agents-0f-disaster]

Dr.Leopold, looking into his closet: mhhhh what should I change to?

Jemma,hiding in the background: A better person

[sacrificialle-deactivated202111]

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

[agents-0f-disaster]

Daisy:If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Jemma:Ofc i can’t flip this table by myself

[agents-0f-disaster]

Fitz,hyperventilating: 911?! My wife is going into labor

911 operator: Okey, is this her first child?

Fitz:

Jemma: LEOPOLD DONT YOU DARE

Fitz:

Fitz: No this is her husband

[agents-0f-disaster]

Alya:*sneezes*

Mack: *fixing the vents* bless u kid

Alya: God?

[agents-0f-disaster]

Philinda as parents au

Phil: where’s Jemma?

Daisy: she’s playing dress-up with May

Phil: She is?

Daisy: *shrugs* She was a big upset about some kids calling her names at school

Phil: that’s so sweet of her!!

Daisy:

Daisy: Sure dad…

meanwhile

May: *looking in jemma’s closet* now this shoes that i bought you last week have reinforced sole; meaning the kick will be twice as painful