does whatever a spider can
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#what…what is he hanging on???
well, you did ask
#wait who took the picture???
who do you think?
IT GOT BETTER
THE WHOLE PROGRESSION IS SO GOOD I’M DEAD!!!!

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does whatever a spider can
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#what…what is he hanging on???
well, you did ask
#wait who took the picture???
who do you think?
IT GOT BETTER
THE WHOLE PROGRESSION IS SO GOOD I’M DEAD!!!!
Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships
Ugly Privilege is knowing your partner likes you cuz you goofy and your personality is a 10/10 and not for your looks
Ugly Privilege is being used to rejection because yo ugly ass aint surprised, given the odds
Ugly Privilege is not being hit on all the time and not having random people slide into your DMs while you tryna mind yo own business
Ugly Privilege is having a longer battery life, since ya know… nobody’s sliding into your DMs and blowin’ up your phone cuz you posted a selfie
Ugly Privilege is saving that money and spending that money on yourself and nobody else cuz yo ass forever single
Ugly Privilege is having your partner not worry about you cheatin’ because who else wants yo goofy ugly ass besides your partner?
half of yall pretty af and shouldnt be reblogging this.
for yall average-lookin folks, yall can reblog this but you on thin ice, ya hear me?? THIN. ICE.
reblog if you’re GAY, support GAYS, or if you think it’s COOL to PUNCH NAZIS
i’ve finally found my drawing style
i drew a picture of your oc
i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it
fucking how
WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING
excuse me, but can i join the fandom?
i saw that his right arm is slightly short compared to the left one so i added my headcanon for it
IT GOT BETTER
Hey i’m new to the fandom but i love that headcanon so i added onto it by fixing them up!
Plot twist: They built it themselves
Still my favorite post
this is great
This post never fails to make me smile, but it always makes me think. I know it started as a playful joke but look how people reacted! They joined on and added fanart. They were kind and respectful.
Now imagine this is someone (likely a kid) thats just starting to explore art! Imagine if we all reacted like this to their “ cringey ” ocs and wonky anatomy doodles!!! Do you know how happy and inspired they would be? I just wish more people built up young artists because if we keep criticizing them and telling them their art isnt good enough you know what thats going to do? Make them not want to create, be ashamed of what they do, and feel bad about liking things.
I would rather take 15-20 mins out of my life to sketch somebodys oc then take 2 seconds and post a hurtful comment
To all the young artists out there: KEEP DOING IT, FLOOD EVERY PLATFORM WITH YOUR FAVORITE OCS,DRAW YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO DRAW, WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON THIS EARTH I DONT WANT YOU TO WASTE IT ON WORRYING ABOUT NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH
This message is just as important for writers and artists of any stripe: to create is good, and we should aim to encourage rather than discourage each other – especially when someone is taking their first steps creatively.
Who knows what incredible stories and art the future will hold if we put more encouragement into the world.
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
and accurate.
"Your father killed everyone in my temple, and since you have his flames which killed them it's all your fault and it was you who killed them" Y'all are fucking pathetic, you didn't give a shit before you found out who his dad was and now that you know suddenly he's just gonna what? Kill you? You knowing doesn't change who he is dumbasses. I swear, anime characters are so stupid. He's got some bad ass blue flames, he can kick ass, leave him be, he hasn't changed besides maybe being depressed since people won't give him the time of day because of his daddy. Boo hoo princess, did your feelings get hurt? His daddy his the big bad Satan? I'm sorry, how does it affect you exactly? Do you have to deal with the fact your father probably killed millions of people throughout the years? Do you have to deal with the fact the people judge you on something you can't control? Grrrr I shouldn't be allowed to watch anime.
imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.
kfp also respects women more than any beauty company too.
It also did “letting go of physical attatchments” MUCH better than certain other franchises did, as @tyrantisterror can clarify.
Well I’m not really an expert on that subject but people have yelled at me about it a lot so I’ll try my best.
Ok so, as many tumblr Buddhists and Star Wars prequel apologists have informed me recently, “letting go of attachments” is supposed to mean that you don’t let your love for others or yourself to become obsessive. It’s sort of a combination “if you love it set it free” and accepting that bad things can happen without dwelling on them - an acceptance that you can’t be in control of everything, and that the world doesn’t revolve around you.
In Kung Fu Panda 2, Po, compassionate and heroic though he may be, is weighed down by a great deal of anxiety about his life. He still isn’t sure if he really deserves to be treated as a hero, he discovers he was adopted and is filled with anxiety about his family, and just as he’s finally making friends with his fellow martial artists a threat rises that is trying to kill them all. Po’s friends, family, and very sense of self are threatened in this story.
His antagonist, Lord Shen, is a perfect foil for him. Shen was born into a wealthy family that was renowned for making fireworks, but wants to use that technology to make canons and guns - weapons that, in the world of this story, are unthinkably powerful - which he can then use to conquer all of China. He is warned that if pursues this scheme that a hero of black and white - a panda, he assumes - will rise to kill him. Rather than pursue a less horrible goal, Shen opts to wipe out all the Pandas in China. Horrified at what he has done, Shen’s parents exile him from their family home, and later die of grief.
Yet despite being given palpable evidence that his current course is wrong, Shen remains committed to his mad dream. He refuses to question the morality of his actions, or accept the consequences of it. He paints his parents as traitors who rebuked his love of him, believing that they were the ones who wronged him by exiling him rather than supporting his ambitions. After all, wouldn’t his plan have benefited them as well? Did they not see that he was trying to bring glory to his family, to increase their wealth and status? Did they not see how special and important and perfect he was?
Shen is defined by his attachments. He obsesses over what he feels he is owed, what he deserves, and is incapable of seeing any of his own actions as wrong as a result. He’s incapable of accepting the consequences of his mistakes, even when they cost him things he loves and values. Every setback he faces can’t be accepted as an accident or a result of his own mistakes - it HAS to be a result of other peoples’ faults, of some monstrous conspiracy to keep him from claiming his rightful place.
He assumes others think like this as well. When Po finally confronts Shen, Shen assumes Po would be furious and vengeful at him for, y’know, exterminating Po’s race. The fact that Po is unaware of their personal connection is amusing to him, and being the egotist that he is, Shen can’t help taunting Po about it.
When Po finally presses Shen to tell him what Shen knows about his family, Shen tells a horrible lie. “ Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some… crater in your soul? Well, here’s your answer: your parents didn’t love you.” Interestingly, this exact lie is what Shen has told himself to justify his actions - he knows how much it hurts to believe your parents hated you, how much of a betrayal that is, how much you suffer when someone you’re attached to does not share the sentiment, and tries to trick Po into suffering the same way.
Of course, we learn that this is false for both Po and Shen - Shen’s parents did love him, and were killed by the grief of what they allowed their son to become.
By Shen’s logic, Po should be consumed with grief and anger over what Shen has taken of him. Shen expects Po to be just as deranged and vicious as he is - he expects Po to be broken.
Instead, when Po learns the truth, including what Shen has taken from him, Po… let’s go. He let’s go of the sorrow. of the anger, of the grief. He let’s go because he knows he was loved and, more importantly, is loved. He let’s go because he knows that while there are bad times, there are also good times. He let’s go because he knows he can’t control the past. He can’t control what happened to his mother or to his people. He can’t control Shen’s actions. The past is history - it’s the here and now, the present, that matters. Po has people he loves and who loves him, and he has the opportunity to act on their behalf now.
Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything! I I– I scarred you for life!
Po: See that’s the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don’t. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don’t care what scars do.
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past ‘cause it just doesn’t matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Even after learning everything that Shen has taken from him, Po tries to heal and teach Shen during their final battle. He doesn’t dwell on the grief, he doesn’t succumb to hatred, he simply tries to stop the violence by any means, the ideal way would be to change Shen’s mind rather than to kill him. Shen ultimately forces Po to fight back, and in the process kills himself. Shen was the warrior of black and white who spelled his own doom all along.
But Po isn’t the best example of a character letting go of attachments in the Buddhist sense that this series has to offer. No, the best, most literal example, would be Master Oogway.
In the first Kung Fu Panda movie, Oogway selects what is, essentially, an heir to his role as the ultimate master of Kung Fu. His choice is Po, which surprises everyone since Po is a big, out-of-shape noodle vender, and has no training in kung fu. Yet Oogway is confident that Po is the correct choice, even though everyone else, including his greatest student Master Shifu, insists it was an accident. “There are no accidents,” Oogway says to Shifu, “You must learn to let go of the illusion of control.”
Oogway’s final words to Shifu are to accept that, while we can affect important change in the world, we cannot control everything - that we have to work with what we are given, and accept that things will not go the way we expect or want them to. His plea for Shifu to believe in Po is also a plea to try and work with the situation as it is, instead of stubbornly trying to force it back into the plan that Shifu had concocted in his head.
And when Shifu agrees to do so, Oogway lets go in the exact way Buddha intended - he leaves the material plane and ascends to a higher existence.
In Kung Fu Panda 3, Po briefly ascends to the same spiritual realm that Oogway currently resides in, and Oogway explains how he knew Po would live up to his legacy - how he saw the past, present, and future of Kung Fu in Po, and knew that the world would be safe in the panda’s hands. Oogway’s last attachment to the physical world was his concern for its safety in his absence, and since Po could and would ensure its safety, Oogway was finally ready to let go completely.
Completely letting go of attachments does not work for a traditional hero’s narrative, because the concept isn’t about heroism - it’s not meant to be, either. It’s a philosophy geared towards breaking the cycle of reincarnation, and transcending the problems of a mortal life. Letting go of attachments is what you do to prepare to die, not what you do to prepare for a fight with the Evil Empire.
But letting go of some attachments can be used in a heroic narrative, which is what the Kung Fu Panda series does. It applies Buddhist and Taoist philosophies to a heroic story in a way that makes sense and stays true to both, because it was written by people who are much smarter than George Lucas.
bro tf most people are snickering about sniddies here you got a full on heavily sourced essay on this….hello take my post???
Thank you! I’m just very fond of Kung Fu Panda.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
To be completely fair, as an American who lived in the British Isles for a bit, it is very cold there. Hot beverages are necessary for survival.
That does not explain what all the lemonade is sparkling!
Don’t you fucking start the lemonade discourse or they’ll never stop!!!
Well, tumblr has been royally screwed up but at least there’s still bits like this.
I never understand why they put milk n sugar in tea, pure hot tea rules my soul anyday
I have been told that the UK equivalent to US lemonade is called “lemon squash.” The stuff the UK calls lemonade is apparently similar to Sprite or 7-Up.
(I am all for making this the UK-US WTF Are You People Doing Wrong With Perfectly Normal Drinks post, and once it gets really going, Australia can join the fray.)
…iced coffee continues to be weird, though.
Honestly I love iced coffee. It is essential when its 90 degrees out and you HAVE to be outside but you need some type of caffeine to get you through the morning.
are we
are we gonna talk about the forty-piece-fucking-mcnugget or what
but have you considered: chickie nuggies
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
Same lmao
Does it count if I’m not male or female?
Yes I’m not even gonna ask op
I mean, nonbinary myself, but still, crying of any age/gender is good! Men shouldn't feel the need to repress emotions or just not cry because it is "unmanly". Just suck it up and let a few tears out man, it'll help, I swear.
Gay, Therapy, Love
so not much change, but the Love is new!
Gay, Bitch, Therapy
2/3 although I do have the occasional gay moment, so nothing all that new.
Gay, pig, Anime.
Gay works, definitely anime, but... Pig? Am I a pig? Will I be eating lots of bacon? Will I have a pet pig? Will peppa take over my life?
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
then there are these favs…. ;)
‘fixed it for you’ is by far the best
Sounds about right.
We all know “crack canon” is true MVP.
i low key think peter parker has dyslexia
And high key has ADHD
and is actually annabeth chase
Can we though? Just, Percy Jackson and instead of Annabeth, Peter Parker. He still gets bit by a spider but freaks out a lot when he uses his webs because hes terrified spiders.
Serious matter time!!!
There’s a new label pedophiles are using to defind themselves, SOMAP. This means Semi-Offending Minor Attracted Person. And guess what!! It’s fucked up!!
This disgusting blog made the term and is also into beastiality.
This is fucked up, and you know how much Tumblr LOVES it’s users? They aren’t going to do anything about these literal illegal actions. So, if you see someone calling themself a somap, this means they’ve probably done some fucked up shit!! Watch out guys, and please stay safe.
BY THE WAY:
if you think pedophilia is a sexual orientation,
if you identify as a MAP/SOMAP whatever,
if you support the age of consent being lowered,
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY BLOG. LEAVE!!
Edit: The blog, which I recommend blocking, is pinkpetal-pedo! Again, watch out and keep safe.
What the absolutely fuck. This is so gross.
oh hi, welcome to my blog. we hate people who would hurt children. any person who would hurt any child doesn’t deserve to have any sort of social media platform. :) if you don’t agree, bye.
god this is so fucking gross
Greetings.
Pedophilia is disgusting.
End of conversation.
Hey uh I try my best for my blog to be safe for everyone, so if you are a map or “somap” please uhh
Get the fuck away from my blog.
If you. Are a. Somap.
FUCKING LEAVE MY BLOG. UNFOLLOW ME. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY. LEAVE. NOW.
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This is fucking disgusting! As someine who has been a victim of one of these sick motherfuckers, this scares me. I constantly worry about going places with my nieces and nephew because if people like this! I’m scared to go out alone in fear of my past repeating itself! Reblog to save lives!
“somap” you mean someone who is a pedophile who acts on their feelings?? Yknow, because children/minors 👏are 👏 not 👏 legally 👏 able 👏 to 👏 consent 👏
Seriously, just say you’re an offending pedophile because no matter which way you slice it, that’s what you are even as a “semi offending” pedophile
This is what we’re not going to do
If you identify with any off the above mentioned conditions:
I’m going to ask you kindly to
UNFOLLOW ME,GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BLOG AND ANY PUBLIC PLACES OR BETTER THIS PLANET, YOU DISGUSTING PILE OF ROTTING INHUMAN GARBAGE.
“PEDO POSITIVITY”????? LIKE ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SERIOUS YOU DERANGED MANIAC, this just makes me nauseous.
Thank you.
I apologize for my language, I CLEARLY DO NOT TOLERATE PEDOPHILIA and here’s something to think about and advice for you ill minded freaks:
1. YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON THAT PARENTS/FAMILIES ARE CONSTANTLY WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILD BEING IN DANGER TO “PEOPLE” LIKE YOU EVEN IN GODDAMN PUBLIC PLACES ESPECIALLY BUILD FOR THEM LIKE PLAYGROUNDS, SCHOOLS,PARKS, ETC. 2. Get away from social media, STOP CONTACTING MINORS AND SEEK PROFESSIONAL (PSYCHOLOGICAL) HELP IMMEDIATELY 3. RETHINK ALL YOUR LIFE DECISIONS AND FIND OUT HOW YOU BECAME THE SICKENING “BEING” YOU ARE NOW ITS NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT.
If any of you witness social media accounts (or “people” IRL) promoting (or even worse, committing) such horrifying ILLEGAL BEHAVIOUR just report it to the authorities/police ASAP, don’t try to talk to them thinking you could convince them to stop you do not have any knowledge to handle it the right way ,just avoid them they’re unpredictable and dangerous to you and the society in general.
PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS POST REBLOG IT TO SPREAD AWARENESS. YOU COULD HELP PREVENTING CRIMES AND SAFE CHILDREN/ANYONE FROM BEING SEXUALLY OR ANY OTHER WAY ASSAULTED/ABUSED , MAKE A POSTIVE CHANGE ,EVERYTHING HELPS TO STOP THIS HORROR.
( I’m sorry (again) for this rant and any grammatically mistakes I made.)
If any of you are somap or sex predators or any of this weirdos that does this fucking shit that is following right now:
Leave my blog, right at this moment.
I don’t welcome assholes like you in my blog, so fuck off.
First off, EW
What to do with these disgusting people called (SO)MAPs
Also if you are a (SO)MAP, then I hate you, you’re disgusting, and kindly get off my blog
KILL THEM
Pedos and animal abusers are gross, end of story.
I have younger sisters so if you are a map
Get the fuck off my blog and throw yourself down a well while you’re at it
Get the fuck away from me before I snap your neck! So bYE
As a gas station employee, I can say with certainty this is exactly what each gas pump says. Customers do not seem to enjoy the pumps humor.
Tumblr robots really out here telling me to message people. Like, bruh, I know I'm a lonely piece of trash, you don't have to tell me, I already know.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Doesn’t matter who you love, I support you!
I think I already rebloged this but you can never reblog it too many times
I'd be concerned if I was homophobic, seeing as I am certainly not straight.
Don’t imagine 16 year old Morgan Stark and her brother Peter getting into an argument. Don’t imagine Morgan getting fed,she finally yells “You weren’t even his real son” or “You’re not even my real brother”. Don’t imagine Peter being heartbroken with that comment. Don’t imagine Peter running off before Morgan can apologize. Don’t imagine hours after the fight Morgan sees Peter on the news fights the “villain of the week” and he get seriously injured. DO NOT IMAGINE MORGAN AT PETER’S BEDSIDE CRYING AND BEGGING FOR HIM TO WAKE UP,BEGGING HIM FOR HIM NOT TO LEAVE HER LIKE HER DAD DID. Don’t imagine Peter flatlining a few minutes after she says this. Don’t imagine Morgan never getting to tell her brother that she’s sorry for what she said and how much she loves him one last time...
Bruh I'm sitting in a doctors office right now, I do not need tears in my life. People will get the wrong idea.