welcome to this trash fire

pull up a seat! i brought marshmallows

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[mxtomituck]

OR.

ELSE.

[hfourxor]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[skeletomez]

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[deinonychian]

. ^ . \ / \ V \ \ F /-_. |/ \

the noble quetzalcoatlus

[gwa97]

A shot from an old fanfic, but one of my favorites

Fanfic:

Phantom of Truth by HaiJu

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[lonely-kolibri]

I’ve got danny phantom brainrot

[heayn]

"when you're dead and gone in a billion years...

...i'll still be here"

[ecto-stone]

Haunted Cheese Castle

[ecto-stone]

Man.

[ecto-stone]

His little Mental Breakdown dance.

[ecto-stone]

I alway wonder where in the name of pariah dark is the fruit loop during the whole Reality trip ordeal

[ruderubicante]

I am in danger.

[aniketrrrr]

I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did.

And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid.

There is a wasps’ nest in my attic.

Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

Statement ends.