Aggressive Pedestrian

26 | New Englander | snarky bi lady MA➡IN➡VT➡MA➡DC

[ayeforscotland]

I hope we never find out. There should be some mysteries in this world.

[oneheadtoanother]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[misanthropemom]

Masterclass in darning

[alexaloraetheris]

This is quantum physics in theory (incomprehensible unless you're a hardore math simp) but in practice it is Black Magic (you have to sell your soul and sabity in order to perform it).

[otto-von-stirlitz]

btw @ everyone who can't wrap their heads around this, here's a longer video going into more detail about prepping the damaged area and mending/darning technique with actual explanations!

[sarahthecoat]

rb with this more detailed method which will make a more lasting mend.

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[helenvaughans]

[soundcarvings]

The episode where Anthony Bourdain tries Absinthe

[featuresofinterest]

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

[aichu-dechu]

Source

[grahamkennedy]

Adin Ross Claims Megan Thee Stallion’s Attorneys Used a Mariachi Band to Serve Him Legal Papers

Adin Ross claims Megan Thee Stallion's attorneys had a mariachi band playing outside of his driveway to serve him legal papers.

HELP THIS IS SO ICONIC

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[headspace-hotel]

For your reading pleasure: an iNaturalist forum thread about how dandelion taxonomy is so fucked up that no researcher wants to even touch it

[yellbug]

FUCK EM UP SEDGE QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thedeafprophet]

I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

[moniquill]

....you can acquire yeast FROM THE AIR.

If you want to make sourdough started from scratch, the process is 'mix water, flour, and maybe sugar if you've got it, then WHIP IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN' and let it sit. And this works. Because there's yeast there. In the air.

[turtlesandfrogs]

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[knighthawkchapter]

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[by-ilmater]

????

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[winterinthetardis]

SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

[winterinthetardis]

UPDATE: SO LATER THAT NIGHT WHEN MY BROTHER GOT HOME FROM WORK (HE IS 6+ YEARS OLDER, MORE PROFICIENT IN FARSI THAN I AM, AND ALSO OFTEN VISITS IRAN), I ASKED HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT THE PERSIAN WORD FOR “REMOTE CONTROL WAS” AND HE ALSO SAID THE WORD!!!!!! AND WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS A FAKE FILLER WORD, HIS FIRST RESPONSE WAS “WOW, WHAT????? SO THEY LIED TO US?????? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE??????? ARE THEY EVEN OUR REAL PARENTS?????”

SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS BETRAYAL.

[chaotic-inaturalist-images]

get got nerd

the angy,,,

Eurasian Nightjar, photographed by Valia Pavlou (Source)

[leelarots]

[chaotic-inaturalist-images]

It doesn't suck it's AWESOME and i LOVE THIS :) <3