Aggressive Trash

Nonbinary. Use whatever pronouns you like. If you would like to use preferred pronouns I am quite fond of It/Its

[crabussy]

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[aggressivetrash0]

It’s important to remember that stat blocks aren’t just for things you fight, but also for things you can transform into or summon. Speaking of which, as a cr 1/4 Jimothy is eligible to be a druids Wild Shape or a rangers Animal Companion.

[aggressivetrash0]

Also they changed it. Jimothy now gives 50 xp, which is the usual for 1/4 creatures

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[aggressivetrash0]

It’s important to remember that stat blocks aren’t just for things you fight, but also for things you can transform into or summon. Speaking of which, as a cr 1/4 Jimothy is eligible to be a druids Wild Shape or a rangers Animal Companion.

[kipperdip]

#0002- Ivysaur: The Seed Pokemon

Part 2 of my journey of drawing every single Pokémon! Still going strong!

[bacteriumphage]

Real conversation i had with a friend today

[unyieldingsilence]

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[aggressivetrash0]

I think the best part of making ocs is when they evolve from simpler concepts. For example my last oc, Wulfric Kazhan (pictured below), started out as the simple idea of a dude with a greatsword with shielding enchantments. Slowly he started becoming more, eventually morphing into a fey that has come to the material realms to escape his depression from when his brother was assassinated nine hundred years ago, and he still has that greatsword (and a short sword made of mithril and silver for situations where a greatsword isn't practical.

The art below was done by the amazing l0ssl3ss, you can find them on Twitter under the name l0ssl3ssX, or reddit under the name u/L0ssL3ssArt

[aggressivetrash0]

I will not elaborate

[aggressivetrash0]

Gave him fey hrt, or fehrt if you will.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[aggressivetrash0]

Munch

[writing-prompt-s]

We’ve all heard tales of the moon being made of cheese, but what if it were made of bones? Bone fragments. Bone dust. Partial skeletons from animals we have no name for, no knowledge of. What if the moon were made of bones?

[aggressivetrash0]

Werewolves just want to chew on the big ball of bones in the sky

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[aggressivetrash0]

Yeah

[artfullix]

Finished enough. 💀💀

[aggressivetrash0]

My favorite! Scoliosis!

[brightgoat]

FIGHT!! Or flight...

The Illager and Piglin forces clash as the Raiders try to keep the horde away from their almost completed portal, and as the Piglins try to recapture the one Villager- further convinced of its value as a resource from how its been helping the Raiders... but suddenly....

Minecraft: My World AU - Nether Arc Part 15

CLOSE UPS:

[aggressivetrash0]

Dead wife montage but it's divorce proceedings

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[cyborgdaemon]

hope you dont mind i edited his talksprite

[aggressivetrash0]

Your ACT options when fighting it are: Hug Krailey, Hug Ralsei, and Hug Ralsei with Susie. Krailey also hugs Ralsei if you choose Hug Ralsei or Hug Ralsei with Susie

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[aggressivetrash0]

You can't boil an omelette without cracking a few eggs

[aggressivetrash0]

This omelette looks weird

[aggressivetrash0]

You can't boil an omelette without cracking a few eggs