Where the Moss Grows

personal blog, 30

[tinasshelf]

The Blackthorn

this is unfinished but i never post my dalinar pieces and i feel bad cause hes my fav

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[roach-works]

the fact that calvin is 1/2 patent lawyer explains some things

[cryptotheism]

Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a "Christian rap competition" and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion brine for Jesus rap was so cringe that they didn't even boo. The entire venue just went completely silent until I felt awkward and left.

[plum-soup]

This would have done numbers with Russian orthodox Christians you were just playing to the wrong crowd king. Protestants have no culture

[cryptotheism]

"Are my pickled red onion bars wack? No, it is simply the protestants who are wrong."

[grooveland]

[bartfargo]

[lordsmaf]

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

[katiemcgrath]

Yet, there was once a king worthy of that name. That king was Arthur. It is paramount disgrace of this evil generation that the name of that great king is no longer spoken aloud except in derision. Arthur! He was the fairest flower of our race, Cymry’s most noble son, Lord of the Summer Realm, Pendragon of Britain. He wore God’s favour like a purple robe. Hear then, if you will, the tale of a true king. ― Stephen R. Lawhead, The Pendragon Cycle (Arthur)

[azhdarcho]

PLEASE read yugioh

[cookiekappa]

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

[pigeonsympathiser]

How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

[madtumbleson]

Actually, this makes the childification of Michael in the movie when he’s 15 in the book really funny:

Sophie, a 20-ish year old woman from a fantasy land where getting married at 16 or 17 does not seem to be unusual: Yes, this is a young man who is almost an adult.

Howl, a man in his late 20s from our world: This is a BABY and he does BABY things.

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold ‘The Starry Night’ Custom Couture Gown [x]

[wizzard890]

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Vampire by Betty Jiang

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[teaboot]

Yes….. YES

[leitharstjarna]

— Laura Gilpin, The Hocus-Pocus of the Universe (1977)

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

current mood is playing messenger between an ex-theatre kid and an ex-warrior cats kid trying to decide who would win the most important battle of our generation

[milkbishop]

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

[destroytheart]

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

[placedeladentelle]

Sorbet Rose by For Love and Lemons

[bleachersgirl]

so thankful for tiktok user taylorgraysen in these trying times

[ilikeit-art]

Spiny Red Gurnard fish.