Mireia

[mrmumus]

"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

[freenowrightnow]

imagine harry opens up up the fake slytherin locket and it’s just a picture of james with hearts around it

[my-castles-crumbling]

I audibly laughed, this is fucking GOLD

[aierimp]

*me seeing my new philosophy teacher walk in with a Spider-Man, venom and carnage pencil case; catching a reference I did to Big Hero 6; and using the clip of Gandalf and Frodo talking about the Gollum to show us what good and bad are*

Me: I know what you are

Him: Say it, say it out loud

Me: A nerd

*for the record, I'm 99% sure he knows about twilight, I just haven't asked

[mbsoblack]

I don't know how y'all coping but ruin the friendship RUINED me

"But I whispered at the grave, should've kissed you anyway" BYE

That's all

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Regulus a little bit-

Barty, holding James’s notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

James: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Barty: My mistake.

[sososillyyy]

Sirius: hey pete yk if you HAD to fancy a lad who would it be

Peter: I don’t fancy lads at all

Sirius: yeah no same, obviously, but like if you HAD TO like if you didn’t you’d die

Peter: I still wouldn’t because i literally don’t fancy lads

Peter: Do you already have somebody in mind in a life or death situation of course

Sirius: yes peter thank you for asking, i would fancy remus, just out of all the other guys he’s just so much kinder and genuinely caring do you know what i mean? and obviously his hair and his eyes god his EYES peter have you seen them? theyre so gorgeous-

Peter: are you sure this is only in a life or death situation

Sirius: … yes

[aierimp]

How funny would it be if I named my Taylor Swift musical protagonists Lily and James

[outromoonyy]

Notice how Sirius might be called immature, reckless, insensitive, selfish, a bad influence, and anything else you want, but never ugly.

[cornishpadfoot]

Peter: *talking about romantic novels they like to read* Remus: Oh, Sirius likes reading those too! Sirius: !!! Uh... !!! Peter: Oh, what are your favorite ships? James: *oblivious to Sirius' embarrassment* Hey, Remus, so about that homework assignment (...) Peter: What ships do you like, Sirius?!

[aierimp]

Movie Ron is the average Hollywood girl that hasn't got a clue of what's going on and her only phrase is "What do we do now?" (Watch Reese Witherspoon speech if you don't know what I'm talking about)

Certainly, a clever way of breaking gender stereotypes *sarcastic*

[aierimp]

Hi! I just read a fic in ao3 called "Oh God Not Again!" by Sarah1281 and I absolutely loved it!

Does anyone have recommendations for something like this? I am also a marauders fan and I've read ATYD (beautiful). I don't know if I'll like Crimson Rivers, but I think is something kinda serious (as serious as it can be with the marauders) and I was looking for something more of a comedy.

Thanks in advance!

[aierimp]

Correct me if I'm wrong but the sirens were Odysseus' Chat GPT

[aierimp]

Odysseus: We're in the home of the wind god!

Eurylochus: we don't know for sure :/

Odysseus: How many floating islands have you seen before? =/

[isabluesstuff]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Remus: You‘re not allowed to execute pranks anymore

Sirius: Give me a minute

Remus: What are you doing?

Sirius: Calling my lawyer. He‘ll be here any minute

Remus: You don’t have a lawyer

James enters

Remus: That’s just James with a fake mustache

James, looking offended: Excuse you … I‘m a lawyer

[aierimp]

TELL ME WHY every time Thomas Jefferson says "I arrange the menu the venue the seating" I imagine him Hamilton and Madison sitting in a wedding themed room.

Picture the white curtains, white table cloth with flowers and papers with their names where they are supposed to sit.

Hamilton and Madison with a "seriously" face and Jefferson just so excited.

[good-omens-art-prompts]

Crowley teaching Muriel how to walk like him

[miniiinebulaee]

[Aziraphale voice] i'm soft!