acting as my own sun

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

the year is now 1 A.C.P.

after club penguin

[aimless-atrocity]

year 2 ACP

[egggplant]

just…..just..stay hydrated and we’ll sort out the rest later

[kermitlesbian]

tbh… women dont exist to heal men

[1sa2]

& vice versa

[kermitlesbian]

the only thing men do is drain women so you can take your cute little “& vice versa” and leave it in the trash

[moami]

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[evilrashida]

Everyone who has an over the top gender reveal party for their baby is going to be super pressed when their child starts identifying zimselves as a radical leftist gender fluid non-binary hunty who uses zim/bim/blam pronouns and it’s going to be HILARIOUS

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Caleb McLaughlin photographed by Jason Barbagel for VMan

[bunkey]

yall need to stop acting surprised when some shit gets popular and some of the people who like it do some shitty stuff and then being like “the fandom ruined this thing”, like yeah im sure theres some serial killers who really liked the beatles but does that mean they ruined the beatles? no. the beatles already fucking suck

[regularlesbian]

every nazi should live in terror and shame until they change or die

[regularlesbian]

goals for 2018

[jodiefoster]

the holy trinity: beauty of the mind, richness of the spirit, tenderness of the heart.

[bumbleshark]

yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?

[queernigga]

whoever clocked the tea that all these large corporations sponsoring computer programming/coding “bootcamps” aren’t doing it from the kindness of their hearts to help young ppl and marginalized people get skills like they’re doing it to flood the job market of people who can code so they can lower the wages of people they hire as employees like that’s so wild to me 

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[purdyturtle]

I’m too high for this

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

innocent smol business: I can’t sustain myself unless I underpay employees

me:

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

[littlebunnysuki]

It’s called being human. It called human nature. ITS CALLED GET OVER IT BITCH

[zoobus]

Y'all still blaming human nature for going out of your way to be mean? Two months from 2018? As adults? Tragic

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch