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a lesson in romantic comedy
“Can I hold your hand?”
“That’s a bad idea”
“But I love you tho”
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“the moon is made of cheese” is obviously a myth, but over-exploitation of the moon’s natural resources led to a catastrophic depletion in cheese deposits so now what little cheese remains is of low-quality and next to impossible to extract
also most of the moon cheese you see for sale these days is artificial; if you read the fine print, it’s “produced under moon-like conditions”
authentic lunar cheese is incredibly expensive ever since legal harvesting was outlawed in the 1990’s to allow cheese deposits to recover, but the black market demand has ravaged what’s left—illicit cheese harvesting is incredibly dangerous and something like 4 out of 9 cheese smugglers actually die within three years of taking up the trade
part of the reason the moon cheese ecosystem collapsed is because of anthropogenic contamination of near-surface milk aquifers (milkifers) in the 1970’s. insufficient decontamination methods used on cheese harvesting equipment and spacecraft resulted in the introduction of terrestrial bacterial species that displaced, out-competed, or directly killed huge swaths of the indigenous bacteria, slowing the lactification process tremendously.
further degradation occurred due to large mining operations disrupting rennet mole habitat and migration routes; as many moles were unable to access their traditional whelping basins, populations became isolated and suffered genetic bottlenecking that decreased overall fitness, litter size, and rennet production in most remaining populations. efforts to expand the gene pool by reintroducing captive-raised rennet moles have been met with some success; due to slow maturation, rennet mole studies have not been done beyond F5 generations to assess long-term population stability.
the scientific community mourns the tragic passing of our respected colleague, premier moon cheese researcher and conservationist Dr. Nadia Ardavan, found dead from a head wound at her field station on September 14, 2020. Dr. Ardavan was an outspoken proponent of moon restoration efforts and a self-professed “rabble-rouser” who frequently found herself butting heads with corporate interests. investigators found evidence of a struggle; foul-play is suspected in Dr. Ardavan’s untimely death. she is survived by her sons, Cosmo “Bullrush” Ardavan-Mackenzie and Caligula Ardavan-Jalaqua, and her widow, Dr. Miriam Jalaqua. Dr. Jalaqua requests that donations be made in honor of Dr. Ardavan’s life and works to the Rennet Mole Conservancy.
british colonizers destroying centuries of moon ecology
Why not just harvest the other moons? There is more then one moon in the galaxy just saying.
Only Earth’s moon, Luna, produces cheese. It is unlikely that other moons within our Solar System have conditions favorable to creating cheese deposits on a geologically noteworthy scale.
Emerging evidence suggests that the layer of ubiquitous red dust covering the surface of Mars is actually paprika–the desiccated, pulverized residue of a primordial Capsicumious Period. Ancient jungles of pepper once covered the Red Planet’s surface in a lush carpet of dense vegetation. Unlike the widely extolled moon cheese, Martian paprika is generally considered of vastly inferior quality to fresh paprika made from Earth peppers.
Does that mean Europa is a soup? It gets blasted by a large amount of radiation so I assume that means it always in a microwave. I am really interested and am considering studying the other moons, and our own, to see if they could be used for future emergency food reserves.
Unfortunately not; only Earth’s moon has been proven to produce edible foodstuffs (Martian paprika is pending FDA approval and is unlikely to pass). There is, however, a recently-discovered exoplanet, colloquially known as “The Meat Planet”, described here:
The Meat Planet may be too far away for humanity to visit (or taste) in the foreseeable future, but some scientists hypothesize that Uranus may be edible, though bacterial contamination of acquired samples makes experimentation inadvisable.
This is fucking stupid, the Moon is NOT made of cheese, cheese is processed from Milk that you get from Cows or Goats. Neither abimal existed when Rocks formed in space
The Moon isn’t “made” of cheese any more than Earth is “made” of soil–it’s something that’s produced through natural processes similar (but not identical to) the cheese we get from cows and goats. We are still unsure whether the Moon’s milk deposits were there when Luna was formed or if they arrived later; it is possible that lipid-rich asteroids first brought the building blocks of dairy onto the lunar surface and infused the crust and mantle with the chemical components that would ultimately lead to the synthesis of groundmilk and the eventual formation of moon cheese.
So wait, I might actually get to eat Uranus?
Theoretically, and with proper decontamination measures.
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS
Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this
Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…
I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.
As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.
I don’t know if I can contain my “The Muppet Christmas Carol has better costume design than most Oscar-nominated period dramas” rant until after Thanksgiving you guys, I have…so many Thoughts
Ok, buckle up kids.
Basically they did not have to go as hard as they did here. A Christmas Carol covers 60 years of fashion through flashbacks and they still manage to do nearly everything right.
I’m mainly going to be talking about the human actors here because it’s harder to judge Muppet costumes proportionally, but those costumes are still on point 90% of the time.
First off, A Christmas Carol was published in 1843, and anyone who knows me knows I love the absolute train wreck that was mid-19th century men’s fashion. Do you like plaid? GOOD, BECAUSE IT’S ALL PLAID. Mixed with whatever else your little Victorian heart desires, color schemes be damned. Go wild.
This of course means I absolutely love Fred.
This outfit is hideous and it is also 1000% on point.
We also get to see him in a different outfit the next day, along with his wife and some friends.
First off, MORE PLAID, good for you. Second, I can literally find near-identical images of both these ladies’ dresses just by googling “1843 fashion plate”, I shit you not. To the damned year.
A good part of the story involves travelling through Scrooge’s life, so we get to see the costumes varying wildly over the course of several scenes. This was a time when styles were changing rapidly, and you had to keep up if you wanted to be fashionable and keep up appearances. Fashion changed so fast that you can often pinpoint an outfit to within a year or two like the ones above.
First, we go to Scrooge’s childhood school. Given the timeline that’s normally put forward Michael Caine is definitely not old enough to play Scrooge, but ignore that for now. Let’s say if Scrooge is 75ish in 1843, it’s about 1783 when we see him leaving school and going off to be an apprentice. We actually see a few years of Little Scrooge fashion, but it’s fairly standard stuff. Scrooge doesn’t have a super childhood and his clothing is pretty plain, but it’s totally on par for the time. Why this haircut though? It makes me sad.
Then we jump ahead a few years and it’s about 1789. The whole group is attending the Fozziwig Christmas party and have gotten tarted up like they’re about the storm the Bastille, including Gonzo and Rizzo.
Again, they look absolutely ridiculous and it is absolutely accurate.
Now, this is super ostentatious and a lot of people would have considered it way too French for their taste in this time period. But it definitely did happen (I’ve seen stripey bubblegum pink menswear in person) and like. It’s the Muppets. So, Rule of Funny.
Scrooge and Belle are dressed way closer to average Londoners of the time, and it’s worth noting that both are supposed to be somewhat poor. Fozzy pays everyone well but Lil’ Scrooge is still a skinflint and Belle is just getting by. They’re both looking darn good but their clothes are much more understated than everyone else’s and maybe even on the verge of out of style.
Even their hair is pretty good. Including his. Also, holy shit does this guy look like he could be a young Michael Caine. Like, he doesn’t actually look how Michael Caine looked when he was that age, but if I didn’t know that I would totally buy it. Wow.
Then we jump ahead another ten to twelve years or so. This is the period I know the least about, especially when it comes to outerwear, so Jane Austen stans please comment. I don’t think it looks too bad though.
Here’s a couple of fashion plates from 1801 and 1803 for comparison.
I’d also like to point out that there is a wide variety of costumes based on social class that we get to see in the 1843 “present” that you wouldn’t really notice. So while the Scrooge family that’s doing alright for itself is wearing the latest looks, the rest of the town is not. A few of the women in the crowd dancing around Scrooge during “It Feels Like Christmas” are wearing dresses a couple of years out of date. Not too far, but you can see some looks from the tail end of the 1830s before women started shrink-wrapping their sleeves onto their arms.
You can see something similar to these outfits from 1839 in the crowd.
Contrast this with Mrs. Cratchit, who is living in poverty and has put on her absolute best dress for Christmas; it’s silk but it’s ten years out of style.
This would have been the height of fashion in the early-mid 1830s.
And that’s important for making a world look real. Fashion was super important back then, but even so average people weren’t necessarily chucking their clothing out every year to keep up with the latest fashions unless they could really afford to. You would get there eventually, but you don’t want everyone in your universe, rich and poor, to look like they just stepped out of the latest fashion magazine.
It’s absolutely astonishing to me that they put so much effort into this. I don’t tend to go down the rabbit hole of nitpicking historical costumes in movies as much as some, but when a movie that you never expected does it very right it just throws me for a loop.
Was everything perfect? No, I don’t think any movie is. But this is the damn Muppets. They were under no obligation to do this. Add to that the fact that it’s one of the more accurate renditions of the story, to the point of including a ton of the original dialogue, both through the characters and through the narration, and they just created a masterpiece.
Literally just... imagine waking up in a world where Tr*mp is no longer president.. that sounds so incredibly sexy to me
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You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.
[Audio starts]
“Mom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. It’s a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. There’s no telling if I’d even-”
“Everybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them won’t, so I’m just waiting. Until.”
[Clears throat.]
“A couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidan’s fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? It’s- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.”
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
“They’re all between 2 and 4.” Sniff. “They’re so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, I’d have to tell them something. But um. I’m just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think that’s the best thing, right now.”
[Heaving breaths.]
“I normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. It’s just, uh, habit to talk to it. I don’t know. They’re napping, right now. I’ve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, I’ll come, so-”
[Sobbing.]
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
“Mom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.”
[Sniff.]
“I tried calling their parents again, but I can’t get anybody. It’s just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I can’t get through to anybody.”
[Shaky breath.]
“I went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. It’s nice out, and you can’t really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask I’ll just tell them it’s a plane, but it’s nice out and we’ve got hours before-”
[Murmuring child’s voice, indistinguishable.]
[Audio ends]
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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
He is the messiah
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
I have kids. They’re expensive. Worth every penny. 💖
daniel howell for attitude magazine, november 2020
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I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.
This is my new favorite thing now