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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

elpoebsv

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

#Can you imagine #Oh the calm that awaits us

soloh

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

givemearmstopraywith

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

adhd-merlin

stantler

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

hemipenal-system

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

hemipenal-system

good job soldier. now turn around and thank your local trans boy for being alive right now

hemipenal-system

ok now turn to your nearest nonbinary person and thank them for being alive right now too

im-tom

I keep seeing people talking about the “Red Mirage” the idea that it only looks like Republicans are winning and it could still go either way.

I fucking hope so because my anxiety is spiking.

vaspider

Yes. So here's what happens:

Voting is reported by precinct.

Smaller, more rural precincts finish counting first and report first. These tend to swing much heavier towards R than D.

This makes it look like a state is fully and quickly "going red." This is the Red Mirage.

Bigger, more urban districts take longer to count and may stay open to allow everyone in line to vote. (STAY IN LINE)

As those urban districts, which swing much heavier D, start to report in, we see what the news calls The Blue Shift.

In addition, some states don't allow counting of mail-in/absentee ballots to begin until election day.

Those ballots tend to lean very heavily D.

As those ballots come in, the Blue Shift gets more pronounced.

That's what Trump was complaining about 4y ago about how "oh suddenly at 2 am all these votes out of nowhere." Those were absentee ballots being reported.

Additionally, deep red states are most likely to be called very quickly after polls close. This is why it looks like Trump is way ahead in electoral college votes right now.

The Blue Shift is no guarantee of how a state will eventually go, but don't freak out. This is gonna be a long night, and it may take several days before we know for sure how things will go.

cal-is-a-cuddlefish

All good and true information. Don't lose hope. Don't panic. It looks scary right now but polls only closed less than two hours ago in the first states. We have a long way to go.

fruitydiaz

the fact that so many people continue to back trump every year makes me nauseous. it doesn’t matter if he loses because too many fucking people have clearly become comfortable with and supportive of right wing extremism thanks to him. what do you mean you support fascism. what do you mean.

#Cult mentality my dude #The amount of influential people backing him #Especially the radical Christian ones like The Family or whatever the fuck they call themselves #Easy to integrate a man like trump into their world

reallyreallyreallytrying

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

porcupine-girl

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

fairycosmos

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

milo-hypno

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

illusionremember

We are not done yet. Don't let the news scare you. A lot of the news channels are not reporting actual counted wins - they are literally *guestimating* when they haven't even counted the votes yet. They are going to be counting for days. They will do recounts. They need to sort out this signature mess in Nevada.

WE. ARE. NOT. DONE. YET.

sockatoothewafflebird

PLEASE. please don't forget. we aren't done yet. we won't be for at least a week.

#Need these kind of posts man

maygebee

The smiles of a sunshine ☀️

♡

adaine

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

a-sweeter-solarsystem

take my hand for a moment

your objective from this point on is to survive

the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.

There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.

We'll get through this. We will find a way

#I spent like 500dkk yesterday on tts and gifted subs on a doug stream to get him to react to my existence #Does that count?#Made me happy the whole night tbh #He was like MOOGIEWARA THANK YOU FOR THE 10 GIFTED SUBS. APPRECIATE IT #and then chat was like POGGIES and the lucky people thanked me #I felt like a goddamn king for like three seconds #Or queen whatever