bad habit

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

parents be like "your mental illness is so hard to deal with" my brother in christ you are the one who caused it

[sorry]

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

[theocseason4]

This is extremely funny

[clitorous]

do they think being a cop will be morally okay in a few months or what

[emmikatjohnson]

Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[falsedetective]

hope y’all are watching CNN, this debate is getting WILD. it’s like watching a smackdown in the nursing home cafeteria

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

uh

baltimore are you okay

[c-bassmeow]

[adventuresinchemistry]

Least favorite lab equipment?

idk it really depends on the day

but my favorite lab equipment will always be our hand crank centrifuge

[jewishdragon]

im sorry the what

[adventuresinchemistry]

this bad boy, for when you’re too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs to the shared lab space with the preparatory centrifuge but not too lazy to put some elbow grease into spinning your shit down

[metricparty-deactivated20221104]

Method: Samples were centrifuged at whatever rotations per minute (RPM) Joey “the beast” McRipped could achieve on his saucy days. We’re not sure how fast, but it was impressive. Supernatant decanted off and….

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jvlianbashir]

i feel like if you gave a medieval peasant flavor blasted goldfish they'd probably die

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

customers approaching store employees

[sickchild]

men in hollywood r like imagine dating a g- 🤢🤢 imagine dating a girl my o- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 my own ag- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 can't even say it 🤢🤢

[dankmemeuniversity]

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

(tags by @sappsorrow )

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[silk101]