The stupidest Matron of Fine Education

Explore the depths of my mind

[averagefairy]

just realized if you want your life to change you have to do some stuff differently. much to think about.

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[bowserwife]

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

[aishimishi]

[aishimishi]

my greatest ambition in life is to own a concrete mixing truck

[p-alelicious]

[aishimishi]

[sonya-for-breakfast]

All of them need home

[aishimishi]

[santthan]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[talons-mcbeak]

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

[galaexia]

@dingdongyouarewrong i can do you one better

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[alistairstheirins]

Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios

Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House

Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio

[utopians]

genuinely obsessed w the tiktok sauce debacle happening right now it really harkens back to the fake medicine hucksters of the olden days. I'd say I hope they stop her but if you buy unrefrigerated $20 mystery sauce with a misspelled ingredients list off tiktok you've earned your fate

[autodiscipline]

breeding headphones without wires because you 'think it looks cute' is just cruel

[aishimishi]

Adopt don’t shop

[swarnpert]

new instrument idea