King of the Forest

Aizek - 25 - Iowa - Trans - He/They

[dogpuppy]

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

[turnipfritters]

nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone's dashboard

[whizpurr]

[sustancy]

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[prostatestar]

[nekropsii]

Question, who is octopimp?

[n0rmalstuck]

Oh My God Bruh

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[sandmandaddy69]

[wizard0rb]

born too early to buy youtuber merch for $25 at walmart, born too late to send strongbad an email. born just in time to watch top 10 pieces of real slenderman evidence on 3ds youtube