same energy
I forgot about this one too
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same energy
I forgot about this one too
Coronavirus Advice from Respiratory Therapist
BEST PROCEDURES TO STAY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!
They are calling on Respiratory therapists to help fight the Coronavirus, and I am a retired one, too old to work in a hospital setting. So Iâm going to share some commonsense wisdom with those that have the virus and are trying to stay home. If my advice is followed as given, you will improve your chances of not ending up in the hospital on a ventilator. This applies to the otherwise generally healthy population, so use discretion.
1. Only high temperatures kill a virus, so let your fever run high. Tylenol, Advil. Motrin, Ibuprofen etc. will bring your fever down allowing the virus to live longer. They are saying that ibuprofen, Advil etc. will exacerbate the virus. Use common sense and donât let fever go over 103 or 104 if you got the guts. If it gets higher than that take your Tylenol, not ibuprofen or Advil to keep it regulated. It helps to keep house warm and cover up with blankets, so body does not have to work so hard to generate the heat. It usually takes about 3 days of this to break the fever. 2. The body is going to dehydrate with the elevated temperature so you must rehydrate yourself regularly, whether you like it or not. Gatorade with real sugar, or Pedialyte with real sugar for kids, works well. Why the sugar? Sugar will give your body back the energy it is using up to create the fever. The electrolytes and fluid you are losing will also be replenished by the Gatorade. If you donât do this and end up in the hospital, they will start an IV and give you D5W (sugar water) and Normal Saline to replenish electrolytes. Gatorade is much cheaper, pain free, and comes in an assortment of flavors Â
3. You must keep your lungs moist. Best done by taking long steamy showers on a regular basis. If youâre wheezing or congested use a real minty toothpaste and brush your teeth while taking the steamy shower and deep breathe through your mouth. This will provide some bronchial dilation and help loosen the phlegm. Force yourself to cough into a wet washcloth pressed firmly over your mouth and nose, which will cause greater pressure in your lungs forcing them to expand more and break loose more of the congestion. Â 4. Eat healthy and regularly. Got to keep your strength up. Â 5. Once the fever breaks, start moving around to get the body back in shape and blood circulating. Â 6. Deep breathe on a regular basis, even when it hurts. If you donât it becomes easy to develop pneumonia. Pursed lip breathing really helps. Thatâs breathing in deep and slow, then exhaling through tight lips as if your blowing out a candle. Blow until you have completely emptied your lungs and you will be able to breathe in an even deeper breath. This helps keep lungs expanded as well as increase your oxygen level. Â 7. Remember that every medication you take is merely relieving the symptoms, not making you well. Â 8. If youâre still dying, go to ER! Iâve been doing these things for myself and my family for over 40 years and kept them out of the hospital, all are healthy and still living today. Thank you all for sharing. Weâve got to help one another. Declan Stokes Retired respiratory therapist
hi iâm seeing no one talk about this cover??? this is HAUNTING, itâs dedicated it to everyone whoâs died from the coronavirus so far especially healthcare staff i just,,,
Hozier singing trad song âThe Parting Glassâ
Other celebrities: (goopily drip upon, of all things, âimagineâ)
Us: (call for the guillotine)
Hozier: (a bittersweet lad, sings an ancient song to the departed)
Us: play this over silent, crisply shot black and white footage of the empty streets and silent landmarks. cut with shots of our drowning hospitals. An acceptable future documentary of 2020 that we will allow.
What leftists fear isnât an ~imperfect candidate~
What leftists fear is a democrat will take the reins from Trump, continue on the same path only with better PR, and then half the angry voices we thought were backing us up have suddenly disappeared.Â
Seems like a fun time to bring back this extremely controversial post!!!Â
Is Biden my number one? NO! But will I work like heck to help him oust Trump? YOU BET! Donât let posts like this keep you from VOTING in December!! Trump is the WORST!
Iâve had a change of heart and would like to agree with above poster.
All liberals should vote this december.
Donald Trump is a sociopath. He is incapable of empathy. Any option is better than that.
Watch DT talk about anything related to the pain and suffering of others. He doesn't understand it. He can't comprehend how a child who survives a freak tornado accident but loses his his whole family isn't "lucky" and can't understand how most wives would be sad if their husbands were dying. Human emotion does not make any sense to him.
âRussia is Europeanâ âNo, Russia is in Asiaâ
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first placeÂ
Youâre right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal
Ascendant/1st house: I am the mask you forget you're wearing
Moon: I am the face you wear when you cannot cope anymore
4th house: Inside, you are actually me. I safeguard your birth chart
3rd house: I am the voice you talk with and the eyes you see with (remember we perceive with the mind, not the eyes)
Mercury: I am the thoughts that are talking inside your mind and you insist this to be you
5th: I am the big kid in you. I am your playground and your podium
6th house: I am the face you wear at work
Venus: I am you when you satisfy your needs for pleasure, love, comfort, and beauty
2nd house: I am the way you demonstrate the value inside of you with your face, dress, and dance
7th house: I am the lost parts of you hiding in other people
8th house: I am you when you scream inside that you want to die but refuse to surrender and use this pain as the source of your greatest power
Mars: I am you when you feel threatened. When you feel ready for anything
Jupiter: I am you when you feel in peak condition and confidence
Uranus: I am you when you don't care who is watching
Pluto: I am the face of your therapist, the face of your aggressor, the face of your healer.
9th house: I am you when you travel overseas, start university, and study astrology
Saturn: I am the voice of the parent who criticised you
10th house: I am the face that the world can see, they all see my success, they don't see my work, trauma, labour, and resilience
11th house: I am you reading an astrology blog and interacting in the community
Neptune: I am your psychic faculties, you source spiritual inspiration from me
12th house: I am the face that nobody sees
types of stard
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this is oddly close to real âardâ is a real suffix in the english language just like âlyâ or âifyâ, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. âardâ means âtoo muchâ or âtoo easilyâ so âmustardâ is something that is âtoo pungentâ, just as âwizardâ is someone who is too wise, âcowardâ is someone too easily cowed, and âdrunkardâ is someone too often drunk
this implies that âbastardâ is someone who is too âbastâ and this needs experimentation and research
Are you fucking serious omg
This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means âpack saddleâ which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.
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maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathersÂ
âSorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so itâs really not my fault UwUâ
Some people???? Abuse children???? To COPE???
Her name is Kaylen Ward. Thanks legend!
An Instagram model is using her influence to help combat the bushfire crisis in Australia by selling her nudes for $10 each. American influe
:/ Great for her for helping tho!! Sex workers are dope asf!!!!
Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dudeâs so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You donât see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years â i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!
men in general love doing this to women to undermine us and make us doubt our talent
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŠ.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itâs called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersâ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like âSeems sfw to me!â
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Â
Iâd usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canât fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.
I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but
Gallery of fake fans right here.
The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that âSqui-â is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning
his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight
squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yallâŠ.
you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the showâs lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:
Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids donât have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.
this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin
Actually you know what. Just donât mow. Get rid of your lawnmower. Turn your whole yard into a wildflower field or an edible garden. Lawns are the invention of the upper class to show wealth through wasted plots of grass that is meticulously tended for no reason other than to be grass. Itâs literally an empty plot of land they kept because they had so much money they didnât need it to grow food. Not using a yard as just a yard is an act of rebellion.
One of the main industries still supporting lawns is chemical pest control companies, and theyâre also responsible for the insecticides that crashed the bird populations in the 40s and 50s as well as a lot of whatâs killing bees and butterflies now. The herbicides they produce specifically targets âbadâ plants like dandelions, buttercups, and clovers, which are plants bees rely on for early spring feeding. Grass is just grass; it would be great for feeding small mammals if people would let it grow more than three inches, but they wonât.
So, yeah. Kill lawnmower culture. Plant some native flowers. Grow some vegetables and fruit trees. Put out bird feeders and bee sugar spots and homes for both. Be kind to bugs and birds and rabbits and opossums and whoever else might wander by. Make your neighborhood a lot more beautiful.
I can be evicted for not mowing, so my alternative is to tear out the grass (itself an invasive species planted by the owner) and replace it with low growing native ground covers. In my area, that means certain species of white clover, and alpine strawberries.
Lawn tearing is a hugely involved project that has pressed my entire household to the limits of our disabilities, however.
For most people, the best choice is âoverseeding.â
This is a technique wherein you acquire enough seed for the replacement ground cover to do the entire space 2-3 times, and seed the lawn area thoroughly enough that the grass simply cannot compete with the sheer number of other plants.
To learn about local ground covers and flower mixes for your area, try contacting the farmers associations and agricultural boards nearby. FFA and the 4H are both happy to provide this info.
To buy the seed in large quantities, be prepared to shop from a farm supply chain. While flowers will usually need to be purchased from a garden supplier, ground covers such as clover and rye are best bought from the fallow field or grazing pasture sections of farmer supplies. This will ensure you get the large quantities needed for over seeding at the lowest possible price.
White clover in particular is native to give swaths of the US and Canada (please check your local area though), and for lawn replacement over seeding, you want 10lbs of seed per acre.
If you have pulled your lawn, you can get away with 5 lbs per acre.
Mix in a local wild flower collection with your cover clover and youâll have a flower field yard that is truly spectacular in short order.
If youâre not at risk of fines or eviction for having ground cover over 6 inches, then you can simply aerate your yard, throw down the flower seed, and let it go wild.
If you have the time and patience and energy, a more traditional lawn replacement- one more closely reassembling the neighbors lawn and garden rather than a wild lot - will be âxeriscapeâ areas made with local species. Xeriscape is a style of yard designed to use no irrigation, while still remaining pretty, alive, fertile and active. Most tea and culinary herbs grow very well in xeriscapes, but fruits and vegetables tend not to get enough water to produce well.
If you have a way of irrigating, such as large rain barrels or a cistern, a high water table, a stream spring or pond on your property, or just regular and thorough soaking rain interspersed with strong sunlight and sun exposure, a fruit and vegetable garden is very rewarding as well, but it will require constant maintenance that your xeriscape or flower field will not.
If you get Heritage flowers that will reseed themselves, the flower field will require effectively no maintenance after planting. A xeriscape should be touched up every season, or thoroughly pruned and maintained once a year.
An edible garden, however, is an often daily commitment.
The easiest place to start is local berries. Whatever berries grow (or grew) wild in your area. Berry bushes are extremely low maintenance, but when they fruit, you should try to pick the fruit relatively quickly. Otherwise it will draw ants, flies, and other unpleasantries to your yard and, if the bushes are near the house, into your home too.
The next lowest intensity plants would be fruit trees and fruit vines. Again, these need to be determined by your climate. In Florida, for example, oranges and passionfruit are great choices. In Pennsylvania, apples and grapes will do better.
Run the vines along the property fence if you have one, or trellis them up a sun-facing wall of your home.
Fruit trees need full sun exposure, and have very individual planting requirements based on the age, type and size of the tree. The store where you purchase the tree will provide you with detailed information.
As for more traditional vegetable garden content, all of it will be more work and commitment than the fruits listed through here, but the easiest place to start is with vining vegetables such as cucumber and squash. Leafy greens, tomatoes and tomatillas are also very beginner friendly!
However, greens grow best in the cooler, dimmer early spring and late fall seasons.
Onions and potatoes that went to sprout in your kitchen will grow easily, but getting a good harvest from them is more tricky, so leave that until your second year when you are more confident in your skills. That said, potato and onion flowers are quite pretty, so feel free to let them grow!
If youâre interested in a good reference book for designing and dealing with an eating garden as a yard replacement, Half Acre Homestead is a hugely valuable book.
For xeriscapes, because they vary so hugely by location, youâll want to stick to local information sources : your local gardeners guild, the future farmers association, 4h, and the local agricultural oversight board. All of these people are hugely passionate about plants and the environment, and will be invaluable resources.
Additionally, they will know who has the best rotten hay and animal manure for mulching and composting.
This for longer than I meant it to, but hopefully it will help you get started on destroying lawn culture and getting more in touch with the local environmental community!
unfortunately, a lot of rental properties wonât let you do that either fuck the lawn culture pushing landlords
also worth noting that overgrown/long grass lawns can really fuck with people with limited mobility (at least the grass where Iâm from, it tires me, able bodied, out trying to navigate), and also brings the danger of hidden venomous snakes (iâm australian, enough said). of course, the solution to this would be low growing ground covers.
Thatâs true. My landlord âmisplacedâ my security deposit of over $1000 USD and refuses to do any necessary home maintenance tasks like plumbing or replacing a broken kitchen stove, however, so Iâm taking a very âwell fuck itâ attitude towards all this.
For mobility purposes, I find that the best choice is just to make a path. Packed dirt, or paving stones, leading to the kinds of places you might hang out in your yard, and let the rest grow tall. I use a cane, though, not a chair, so Iâm not sure how well that will work in all cases.
reblogging for rebellious, disability-friendly botany
Also for a super low, mobility-friendly and low-maintanence option look up moss lawns! Theyâre super pretty too and give a soft fairy tale or haunted forest look :)
Clover also works really well for low mobility and doesnât get overly high like the grass here in MN does. Weâve pretty much let the clover take over the back yard, now weâre moving onto the front.
Every time I see this post, it gets better.
Wrapping up this Bobcat skull for mystery boxes. His worn tooth is a really great opportunity to talk about this.
When we talk about first world problems we usually think about something trivial, but the changes in diet that lead to changes in anatomy are some real first world problems. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
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