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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
apparently it's not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah
"let's task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong" and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role
bunny shaped tree
duck shaped tree
bottle of cats
my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
the way homestuck did its clouds...
like now that is clouds. fuck my life.
direct quote from homestuck book 3's author commentary, on page 59:
"I'm not going to sit here and brag, like some big piece of shit. But I will say I've never seen anyone slander me for my cloud-drawing abilities."
While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.
"After receiving a tip about a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne, a photographer rushed to the location in late June. The owlets seemed nearly ready to leave their burrows. Over the years, the photographer has perfected a method using a GoPro on a small tripod, set to take a photo every 5 seconds. They leave the camera behind, allowing the owls to feel comfortable. The challenge lies in the long wait to see if the effort pays off. This shot was taken on June 28th."
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Perfectly Easy (and Tasty) Microwave Mochi Recipe
For those of you who are interested, this is how I make mochi. I used to do it the traditional steamer way but that took forever, and this is just as tasty but pretty quick to whip up! Also, thereâs no possibility of you accidentally spilling boiling hot mochi all down your arms as you try to transfer the glop between cheesecloths (yes thatâs happened to me and it was NOT. FUN.). If you donât know what mochi is, itâs a Japanese sweet rice treat that is absolutely addictive: chewy and soft and YUM. Iâm part Japanese and lived in Hawaii for a lot of my life so itâs a staple comfort food for me! I used to make it only for New Yearâs and special occasions, but now that I microwave it I can make it whenever I want. Which is good, because look at how gorgeous it is:
Microwave Mochi Recipe (makes about 20 pieces)
Ingredients:
1 ½ cups mochiko (glutinous rice flour. Sold at most grocery stores in the Asian food section, look for a white box)
1 cup white sugar
1 ½ cups water
2-4 drops vanilla (this is optional, or you could use coconut extract/other flavorings instead, but I like vanilla)
Approximately 4 drops of food coloring. Traditionally you color mochi pink or green, so 4 drops of either green or red, but of course the color is really just up to you.
Instructions:
First you need a microwavable bowl. I use a tupperware container, itâs shallow but wide, like a pan. Any microwavable container thatâs big enough would do though, I imagine.
Mix mochiko and sugar together in the bowl/dish until well blended (I use a fork). Add water to mixture and stir until no lumps are left, the mixture should be liquidy and smooth. It has a consistency similar to that of warm syrup. I like using a fork because itâs easy to break up the lumps and make sure the waterâs well-integrated. Now add vanilla and food coloring, and stir until color is even throughout mixture.Â
Put microwavable dish into the microwave and loosely cover with plastic. If you are using a tupperware container that comes with a lid, like I do, then just rest the lid askew on top of the dish so that it can vent but is still mostly covered.
Ok, now hereâs the trick on how to make sure it turns out nice. Microwave the mochi on high for seven minutes total, but not all in one go. Hereâs how I do it: Microwave 2 minutes, then take out of microwave and stir with that handy dandy fork. The edges will be more cooked than the middle, so mix it all together and try to get it as even as possible, then place back in microwave. Microwave 2 more minutes, then repeat; mixture will be stickier now. Microwave 2 more minutes and stir again, then microwave 1 more minute, take out and stir, and youâre done! The mixture will be really glossy and brightly colored now, and very very hot. It will also be basically glop, so stirring is more just folding the mix a little to make sure itâs even. So to sum up: Microwave 2 minutes and stir, repeat twice more so you have a total of 6 minutes, and then microwave for 1 minute and stir one last time. I microwaved for eight minutes once and the mochi wasnât nearly as good, it got hard, so STICK WITH THIS TIMING.
The mochi will be VERY hot. Let it sit for ⌠Iâve never timed it, but Iâm guessing itâs about five minutes. Basically you need it still warm, but not hot. You want it to still be pliable so you can shape it, but donât want to burn your fingers! While the mochi is cooling, you can make the powder you need to coat it in. This is also very simple:
Ingredients:
½ cup potato starch (again, should be in Asian food aisle. Some people use cornstarch. DONâT USE CORNSTARCH.)
Âź cup granulated white sugar
Pinch of salt (not very much at all, you donât want your mochi to taste salty, eew. I think the original recipe Iâve adapted this one from called for Âź t but that was too much for me, so I just use a tiny pinch now. Your call.)
In small bowl, combine potato starch, sugar, and salt.
⌠There, youâre done making that! Easy, right? XD
Now itâs time to shape the mochi.
[Technically, you could just leave it in the pan to cool completely (depending on your dishâs shape) and then cut it up into pieces with a plastic knife. If youâre planning on doing that, then mix the mochiko up in a separate bowl and oil your microwavable dish with vegetable oil before pouring mochi mixture in to cook. Iâve never done it this way though so Iâm not sure how well it would work, considering youâd be stirring a lot. If you want to try though, itâs probably doable.]
The most important thing to remember is that warm mochi is incredibly sticky, but it doesnât stick very much to plastic. This means that whatever utensils youâre using/surfaces youâre putting the mochi on should be plastic! To shape my mochi I actually use two plastic spoons I got from Yogurtland, haha, but to each their own.
Anyway, once the mochi is cool enough, take a plastic spoon and scoop up some mochi! Approximately a Tablespoon per piece is what I do, but the size is really up to you and your spoon. I use two spoons so I can scoop with one and then use the other to separate the scoop from the rest of the mochi, and to make sure the scoop is shaped nicelyâyou know, like when you shape cookie dough with two spoons? Like that.
So scoop up a dollop of mochi, and then drop it into the starch/sugar/salt mixture. Roll it around in the starch until itâs coated. Then pick it up with your fingers and just roll it in the palms of your hand until itâs a nice smooth ball shape. This is fun because itâs so squishy, like a stress ball. And finally, place on a plate to cool! You donât have to worry about it being sticky any more because the powder coats it to keep it from being sticky. Aaaaaaaand youâre done! Just repeat with the rest of the mochi until the mochi is all nice and powder-coated, and thatâs all. All thatâs left is to eat all the mochi, which is, alas, way too easy to do. So yummy.
More fun things to do with Mochi:
Make mochi ice cream! No more going to the store for your mochi ice cream fix, just make your own! Microwave only six minutes (2 + 2+ 2) and then shape as usual but flatten instead of leaving a ball shape. Scoop a bite size dollop of ice cream, place in center of flattened mochi, and fold mochi closed around ice cream. Make sure itâs well coated with the powder, and return to the freezer to eat later :D
Wrap the mochi around other things too: Lychees, strawberries, sweet red bean paste âŚ
If you add cocoa powder to your mochi mix before microwaving it, you make chocolate mochi!
You can also use green tea in lieu of plain water to make green tea mochi! Iâve never tried substituting other liquids but I know coconut milk works, and I am planning on making a batch of chai tea mochi soon :D
This recipe turned out pretty long because I ramble but honestly this stuff is SUPER easy to make. So have fun with it, happy eating, and happy new year! :)
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AU where Faramir went to Rivendell instead of Boromir?
Everything turns out okay.
That sounds flippant but imagine Denethor sending the right son to do the right job.
Faramir goes to the cool green glade of Elrond, where he speaks of dreams and waves, and the elves whisper that the blood of Numenor runs true in the House of Hurin; Boromir spends his time riding like hell between Ithilien and Osgiliath, speaking with men around smoky fires, embracing his captains and saying to them, take heart, gather your strength, these are the times which test a manâs soul and lift it to glory, but we will see dawn come, we will keep Gondor free.
Though they are cut from different cloth, this is something Boromir and Faramir have always sharedâthey are men deserving of leadership, they would be followed under the shadow of the East. Boromir aches for every one of his countrymen cut down, screams his defiance to the orc armies and rallies his arms; Faramir listens to the words of wisdom Aragorn offers, is gentle and kindly with the hobbits, greets Legolas in his mother tongue, offers Master Gimli praise.
Wandering with the Fellowship below the empty sky, Faramir looks up at Maethor, the Warrior constellation, and thinks of his brother, prays that he is well, that he is safe, that he is still a little pompous, stilted, honest.
Boromir spends another sleepless night playing with the chain at his neck, the small portraits of his mother and brother. (I cannot lose you too, I cannotâcome back hale and whole, come back angry and proud and cunning and defiant of our fatherâ)
Faramir has never known the weight of all Gondor on his shoulders, and so is not tempted by the power the Ring offers.
Boromir has always known the love of his father, and so never bears the scorn of Denethor when Osgiliath must be abandoned as too tenuous a position to hold.
The day that Faramir comes striding into the Citadel, a child and wizard at his heels, Boromir cries out with joy as he has not for more years than counting, and they nearly bruise one another with their embrace.
âYou are almost skeletal, little brother,â Boromir laughs, though it is not trueâFaramir looks touched with strangeness and greatness, as one whom the Witch-Queen of Lorien found favor in, whose nobility of form and face had ensnared the heart of the White Princess of Rohan.
âAnd you look at least two-stone heavier, elder brother,â Faramir says, though it is false, Boromir is hollowed out and worn thin, deep shadows beneath his eyes and hunger-starved cheeks; in a glance, Faramir knows he neither eats nor sleeps nor laughs, nor feelsâand Faramir, wiser and older than when he left, can see the weight his brother has always carried, and how lightlyâall the stone of Minas Tirith on his shoulders, and stillâ
âI have missed you, little brother.â
âAnd I you, elder brother.â
oh my heart ;n;
âŚ.I was using those feels.
nap on a patch of dandelions sounds great
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Okay but you COULD do a Dracula episode of Leverage and it would be hilarious.
I would do it like this. We'd have some wrong place wrong time protagonist called Jonathan who keeps accidentally witnessing parts of the con in such a way that they appear to him to replicate the events of Dracula. Like, the crew has inhabited some castle but Oh No, the mark's innocent little lawyer man is here, can't let him catch on
Sophie yeets the mirror because our friend Jonathan is about to accidentally see the crew hard at work behind him and she panics. "Oh you don't need this honey" or whatever (something something man's vanity)
He happens to open the window and Parker is just climing the castle like a lizard because that's. What she does
Nate is in an Old Guy disguise for one part of the con, but then Jonathan Not In On It happens to see him out of costume and WTF WTF WHY IS HE GETTING YOUNGER
Letters with fake dates make perfect sense when it's a con
Gets home happens to see the Leverage crew just walking around for the next part of the con, freaks tf out
Quincey Morris is exactly the kind if character Eliot would play
Sophie gets made, decides to have an elaborate Death Scene wherein Elliot and Hardison (as a "definitely licensed doctor") "help" the Mark try to "save" her
Parker plays Hardison's "assistant" but she plays it very VERY Renfield. Jonathan swears he can see her eating bugs (maybe it's a com that she panics and pretends to eat to not give away the game)
Poor Jonathan again sees her up and about post death scene and is like WTF WTF WTF
Eventually they cotton on to what has happened and Elliot (who hasn't been made yet) promises to help Jonathan kill the vampire once and for all
All of their aliases are drawn from Dracula and this is not played as intentional in-universe
Anyway, the whole thrust is that it's a perfectly normal Leverage episode except for one guy who, due to an increasingly unfortunate series of coincidences, believes he is in the novel Dracula. Like Rear Window, only it's Leverage Dracula.
I give anyone and everyone so inclined permission to write this. But listen. Listen. It's not "the Dracula Job" because no one thinks they're in Dracula. That's the joke.
It's "the Carfax Job"
Very cute - and once again, the pleasure of watching someone with good tools, good material and the expertise to make good use of both.
Can I eat the wood slices
This is cheese to me