try to enjoy each post equally

lilith -22 she/he are you a cowboy like me?

[kuroikamome]

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[snake-eggs]

do you want the house tour?

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

[dragongirlsweetie]

like imagine you're working a boring job that doesn't pay very well and then in the busiest part of the year they start playing like. kidz bop and the wiggles on the radio instead of normal music. that's basically what december is

[gettingintoknives]

literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family

[explicitlyrics]

Im getting emotional about this korean man who speaks in such poetic english

[guooey]

[e8luhs]

i have this very funny teenage boy coworker who has decided his job is to clock in just to piss me off. but hes quite respectful about it despite the whole being a teenage boy thing. i had a night not that long ago where i was dealing with a bunch of bullshit as is + my knee was flaring up so i was cranky and in pain and he said something and i was like "dude im not in the mood". so he was like "oh. do you work tomorrow" and i was like "...... yeah???" and he was like "okay can i ragebait you tomorrow then" and i was just like "you know what. yeah sure" because i mean if youre going to be polite about it yknow

[transfemininomenon]

[windup-angel]

these belong on the post imo

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[hollowboobtheory]

"What if your mom aborted you?" idk what if my parents never met. what if my grandparents never met. what if my older sister was such a nightmare child that my parents decided one is enough. what if the world was made of pudding

[hollowboobtheory]

what if my mom didn't abort the ectopic pregnancy she had before me and didn't survive to get pregnant with me in the first place

[oleskyfm]

This is a worker’s reprieve checkpoint. I only want you to engage with this post if you’re shirking your duties on the clock right now. We are going to make it. We are going to text and scroll on company time. We are going to find a corner or bathroom to linger in while something needs doing. Get some!

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[bornagainchristianbaby]

[bogleech]

Today I learned the guy who voices beast boy got fired this year for using the character's voice and image in tiktok anti vaccine conspiracy rants where he also claims he knows the cure for cancer

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gays in the 1950s had it rough for a lot of reasons of course, but personally I’d struggle with sucking dick with wizard of oz playing in the background

[totallynotgayforyou]

Sucking some dick in the back of the cinema when suddenly the guy gasps and pats you on the shoulder to look at the screen only to see Dorothy leaving her house and suddenly its technicolor