Memes & Art @aki-lis - Tumblr Blog

Heyy is Tumblr still an active place? <:] It's been like. 4 years since last post LOL

God I have such shit memes reblogged on this acct, anyway hi I haven’t posted in a year I dunno if anyone’s still active at all on tumblr anymore :0c

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

irritable-kiwis

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

theuniverseiswithyou

toasted-pumpkin-marshmallows

#reblog

codyshouldhavewonseasonthree

great-tweets

literally what the fuck

minimalistgrufti

logicalparafox

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL.

desidesidesi

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

banahbanah

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

pantaro

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

#reblog

citizenscreen

#BBC Sound Effects department, 1927

philtardis

Noise Night with the boys

sistertaxon

love the guy just straight up holding a gun

bidoof

he’s there to kill anyone who tries making any of the forbidden sound effects

maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti

Lmao

bantlers-old

omg

drinkyourjuiceshelby

She wrecked him instead

yourdadsghoulfriend

“So you are a bottom?”

“Bullshit, you’re a taker.”

#reblog

magiashley

#reblog #ed edd n eddy

yungsquidward

in Empire Strikes Back when Obi Wan said “there is another” he was talking about Steven Universe

Receipts?

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

aerylon

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”

Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.” They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.

And for anyone wondering about the driver… He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.