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Happy Birthday to Shinsou Hitoshi, Matthew Williams, Takashi Natsume, and Libra!
They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.
They’re opening the largest one from 1975 in like a month
They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like five days
Don't judge, but…
My crackship is Byleth x Telemachus
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I need good news. So tired
one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine…
“Ody,” Penelope laughed, watching her husband from their wedding bed. “How many times are you going to kiss that poor boy?”
Odysseus paused in the middle of his attack on his son, lips pulling back to the giggling infant’s forehead for the tenth time. “As many times as it takes to show him that I love him,” he answered, before he went right back to smothering his boy in affection.
eleven. twelve. thirteen. fourteen. fifteen. sixteen. seventeen. eighteen. nineteen…
“Dad,” Telemachus giggled wetly, hiccuping mid-laugh. “How many times are you gonna kiss me like that?”
“As many times as it takes for you to know that I love you and I’m so proud to be your father,” Odysseus murmured through his own tears, cradling his son’s face in his bloody hands, before pressing his lips to his sweetest joy’s hairline for the twentieth time.
I can only wonder, what your world has been
Things you had had to suffer, and the strength you hold within…
This was supposed to be Canon!Dimitri meeting Lambert from my Lambert Lives AU but I was too lazy to do a bg and fucked around with the lighting so this can honestly be taken in any direction/scenario
a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇
Can we see more long haired Telemachus and maybe even him with some of the suitors? (≧▽≦)
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Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset
Welcome to hellsite, babes
Take a fuckin sip
I think this is the longest post on this site
I AM
SOBBING
MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY
I no longer like the colours of the sky
time to torture the gimmickverse
@maryland-officially how does this make you feel
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You’re welcome!
kys /silly
@totally-china how dare you put this on your blog when i scroll through it, as revenge i sentence my mutuals to seeing this on their dash
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Heh 😙
love this
do you love the color of road work ahead
IM ON MOBILE
that was absolutely HELL
I’m on mobile and thought this was hilarious
absolutely incredible no notes thank you all, and to those who follow me. lol. lmao even. good luck.
Go forth
well?
yes
no
fucking obviously yes what kind of question even is this
i know it's greek mythology, i know Hermes didn't REALLY care about odysseus too much in canon besides being a good friend at the most.
but yall. parental/great-grandpa hermes is my NUMBER. ONE. AU. EVER. especially when it's with winged odysseus.
the idea of hermes being more fond of his descendants/children is a headcannon I really like, and alot of people love it too. but just consider an au where hermes acts like a disappointed parental figure everytime odysseus fucks up or puts himself in danger for no reason other than his garbage self preservation skills. LIKE JUST IMAGINE:
"—you must consume and digest it, then you'll manifest a being of your creation! all you need's imagination! though it's only for a moment, till you've beaten your opponent!—"
"*eats the flower*"
"...what did we just talk about. what did we LITERALLY. JUST TALK ABOUT. "
"uh—"
"ody, darling, I just gave you drugs. and you IMMEDIATELY ate it. what if that was poisoned??? DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM POSEIDON??? if dionysys themselves came down here and gave you a brownie, would you eat it??"
"uh. no–?"
"EXACTLY. NO. just–don't take random food from gods, darling. you might as well be begging to be turned into a bug or something."
and then he just disappears like he didn't just lecture a grown ass man
Tiny friends
Photographed by Miles Herbert
silly sketches
Poor Telemarketing cant come out to any one
Designs:
Tiresas: Ximena Natzel
Hermes: Ximena Natzel
Aphrodite: Gigi
Athena: Ximena Natzel
Odysseus: Booddy
Ares: Gigi
Apollo: Willows
Hera: Neal illustrator
Penelope: Gwendy
Hephaestus: Willows
Antonius: Orange
Posideon: Neal Illustrator
Zeus: Gigi
i need everyone to hear the story of colman domingo meeting his husband bc it's just the most beautiful thing i've ever heard
Audio for Interview on Graham Norton audio:
You're in Berkley, California in 2005 and you're minding your business going into a Walgreens. Which is like a Boots here. So I'm going in there cause it's a Sunday night. Just-I live in New York, I go in there to get a mask, a facial mask.
So I'm walking in and I see someone walking out, has beautiful hair down to here, (gestures below the shoulder) lip piercing, beautiful, beautiful. I see this guy and we look at each other and I'm like 'oh my god' and I'm on the phone and I come outside. We look at each other and he's talking to this young woman, and she seems to be angry at something. So its a lot of like- *mimes yelling* and he's looking at me and she's all *mimes anger*
And I'm like, what's going? So I'm like ok let me get off the phone. I get off the phone, they walk off down the street. But he keeps looking back and I wave, but he just keeps going. And then I'm just dumbfounded and I end up in a Blockbuster across the street, and I don't even know what I'm doing I decide to look at my watch and it's 8:03. And I look outside, I think is he here? I think maybe I'll come back next Sunday and he'll be here. I'm that kind of hopeless romantic.
Cut to three days later, I'm trying to buy a used computer and I'm just scanning craigslist. They have that over here right? I'm scanning craiglist. So I thought, maybe I'll place one of those Missed Connections ads. I wonder if they work, cause I would read them on the subway. I go to page 2 of them as I'm reading and I see: 'saw you outside of Walgreens - Berkley. He placed an ad for me two hours before.
Sterling K Brown: Come on, brah.
I jumped up I'm like, are you kidding me? That's me. He described me with my faux hawk, it was 2005. *laughing* And I was like, get out of here. So we met up three days later. We had our first date. I was trying to be a good boy and go home. He said, can you stay over? I said sure but let's just cuddle. We cuddled. I thought he was asleep. Four o'clock in the morning, I couldn't sleep and I say to him, "I think I love you and you're about the change my life." And we've been together almost nineteen years now.
Sterling K Brown hollers. "Yooo! Are you serious? Oh my god!"
The crowd cheers. Graham and the other panelists make similar amazed sounds. /end]
One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”
So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).
Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.
Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night
It's fine, he's underwater. 💜