#posts that take me off a list

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Three Goblin Art

Janaina Medeiros
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
Jules of Nature
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Origami Around
Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER

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Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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#posts that take me off a list
Job postings these days are like
Wanted: Virgin, with 3 years of sexual experience
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Re-blogging again because that comment fucking killed me
the boat is wracking up billions of dollars for every hour it’s stuck in the canal so we should just let it sit there until its cost reaches the sum total of all the money in the world and then everyone has to start over with $0 and we go back to the barter system like god intended. if anyone explains the economy to me i will bite them in the jugular.
it’s ok buddy take your time
best tumblr glitch of all time
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
“this glass is empty, it has water in it”
“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??
If I die this is what my funeral needs to be
...If?
someone break the news to op
I said what I said.
I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
- Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto
my stepdad: why don't you ever play the music you listen to for the rest of us in the car?
me:
uh no one would like it probably it's unique
they're really letting just about anyone advertise on this site, huh
i think we can be evil. as a treat
we :)
no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men
if you buy a BMW the guy at the dealership takes you into a back room and starts swinging a watch in front of your face and saying shit like “you want to cross over the double yellow lines to pass that minivan going 5 over the speed limit without using your blinkers sooo badly” over and over
If you ever feel as though your job is pointless, just remember that somewhere in a BMW facility, a guy is installing turn signals
When I was in middle school, my best friend’s mom drove us to school every day. Absolutely lost it when she cut someone off and said “outta my way, I’m in a Lexus” and then turned to me and said “see? We really do think like that.”
I don’t understand this but I understand it