there's no need to call me 'sir', professor

Al, they/he | Hufflepuff | @thesuitkovian is my main

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Master List

This is a master list for all of my Harry Potter works, in alphabetical order.

Alphabets

~~~NSFW~~~

Lily Evans

Remus Lupin (Marauders Era)

~~~SFW~~~

Bill Weasley

Lily Evans

Remus Lupin (Marauders Era)

Sirius Black (Marauders Era)

Headcanons

Luna x Sleepy Reader

How Luna, Draco and the Reader got together

How Cedric, Harry and the Reader got together

How Draco, Blaise and the Reader got together

Molly Weasley and Her Relationship With Each of the Weasleys

Arthur Weasley and His Relationship With Each of the Weasleys

Bill Weasley and His Relationship With Each of the Weasleys

Charlie Weasley and His Relationship with Each of the Weasleys

Percy Weasley and His Relationship with Each of the Weasleys

Misc

Harry Potter Characters as Songs on My Playlist

Rating Harry Potter Ships, Part One

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Harry Potter Characters That Are Trans Because I Said So

Harry, ftm

Hermione, mtf

Ginny, mtf

Luna, genderfluid

Draco, afab masculine-presenting nonbinary

Nymphadora, genderfluid

Blaise, ftm

Sirius, agender

Remus, demiboy

Evan (Rosier), ftm

Bellatrix, demigirl

Cho, mtf

Pansy, amab feminine-presenting genderfluid

Neville, masculine-presenting nonbinary

George, masculine-presenting nonbinary

Bill, genderfluid

Narcissa, feminine-presenting nonbinary

Charlie, nonbinary

Percy, masculine-presenting nonbinary

Fleur, mtf

Rita, mtf

Sybil, genderfluid

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That wasn't a request btw that was me just saying I love your work (I just saw your requests were closed lol)

No worries :)

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I don't know if you still write them but I love your poly Harry Potter stuff they are really cute! :D

Thank you sm :)

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Sirius: "Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen?"

James: "Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay?"

Sirius: "I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now."

James:

Sirius:

James: "Yeah sure, come here."

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James: why did you give Barty a knife?

Regulus: he felt unsafe

James: well now I feel unsafe

Regulus: I'm sorry

Regulus: would you like a knife?

[marauder-queen]

Remus: The sun is melting my chocolate, I hate this fucking season.

Sirius: *walks in without a shirt and hair up in a bun*

Remus:

Remus: never fucking mind

[madsylove]

James: What are you hiding from me?

Regulus: Nothing...

James: Regulus.

Regulus: *slowly pulls a cat out of his coat*

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Regulus: Hey! whats up?

James:

Regulus: James no-

James: the sky.

Regulus: Oh my- are you fucking serious?

James, barely holding it in:

Regulus: oh fuck-

James: No, that's Remus' job. I am fucking his brother though-

Regulus: WE'RE DONE

[mischiefm4n4ged-deactivated2024]

James: everything is gonna be fine it’s just a crush *deep breath*

Regulus: hello

James: I love you

[moonysteaa]

random things the marauders like

james potter - dinosaurs

lily evans - flower dresses

regulus black - tortoiseshell cats

mary mcdonald - pie

remus lupin - vintage cameras

alice longbottom - poison ivy

dorcas meadowes - dystopian books

pandora lovegood - playing cards

sirius black - purple colored food

peter pettigrew - romcoms

marlene mckinnon - fancy lighters

frank longbottom - knitted cardigans

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regulus stealing james' clothes because the girls uniform makes him dysphoric.

bonus if they aren't together yet.

extra bonus with sprinkles on top if james realizes and uses a spell to adjust the clothes to fit regulus better.

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Regulus: Ah yes, here we have a cute couple...

Pandora: I really care about your feelings!

Lily: I really care about yours too!

Regulus, turning his head: And then there's the disaster couple...

Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL WING!

Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL WING IF YOU DIDN'T INSIST ON FIGHTING EVERYONE THAT COMES WITHIN THE FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[ddejavvu]

Mafia!remus and him buying you expensive things that you refuse to accept but they always end up on your bed the next morning

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

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"Remus," You huffed, silky fabric pinched tight between your fingers as you peered around the doorway of his office, "What was this doing on the bed?"

"Waiting for you," He turned in his chair, a sly grin on his lips at the sight of the lacy top that you'd ogled the day before while out shopping, "You gonna wear it today?"

"No," You frowned, shaking the fabric frustratedly towards him, "I'm going to return it!"

"Can't," His smirk only grew wider, "I got rid of the receipt."

"Remus," Your voice was much softer this time as you shifted awkwardly on your feet, "I've asked you not to do this."

"Oh, come on darling. I've gotta spoil you, you know that. 'S just one top, I promise I'll hold off on more gifts for a while."

"You said that two days ago," You narrowed your eyes at him accusatorily, though a glint of admiration shown through the stern look, "I can't trust you."

"Oh, hush," Remus scoffed, leaning forwards to tug you into his office, "Now, try it on here, dove, let's see how it looks."

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Sirius Black would have loved Britney Spears

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Eleven year-old James writing a letter to his mother after seeing one scar on Sirius:

Why we should adopt Sirius Black

Pro's and Cons

Spoiler: there are no cons.

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barty coming in his dorm holding the UGLIEST cat in existence while pandora evan james dorcas and regulus are sitting there flabbergasted

evan: barty.. what IS that.

barty: a cat? duh!

dorcas: barty that is literally the ugliest creature i have ever met.

barty: please don’t talk about james that way.

james: OI???!!!!! I THINK YOUR CAT IS CUTE.

regulus: agreed. the cat is cute.

barty: not YOU james. my cat james. his name is also james.

james: you named your cat after me????

barty: it was either that or professor whiskerhooves

pandora: i would’ve chosen professor whiskerhooves!!!!!

evan: AND YOU CHOSE JAMES????

barty: okay. i’ll come back later. clearly you all weren’t prepared to meet james regulus is a whore the fifth.

regulus: REGULUS IS A WHORE???

evan: THE FIFTH????

pandora: see you later james regulus is a whore the fifth!!